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  • SUNDAY JUNE 3 2007 2:00 PM

Does America Need Another Actor in Office?



I'll be honest, I was too young to remember the political state of our country during Ronald Reagan's tenure as prez. What I do remember was that winning smile; the gooey warmth and prosperity that oozed from his every pore; a formidable presence that said this is a guy we can trust. He was likeable, he could speak well, and he seemed smart. To my impressionable little brain, Reagan seemed to say, "I can lead your country, and lead it well." And it was all a facade.

I've always imagined that Reagan's iconic American image was due at least in part to the fact that he was an actor. This was a man who was trained to play other people; experienced at lying to our faces and making us believe. He made us want to believe. He may have been a douche, but he had a lot of us fooled.

A few days ago, our good friends at Fox News disclosed that actor Fred Thompson, best known as the DA on "Law and Order," will announce his campaign for president sometime after the 4th of July. Along with his illustrious acting career, Thompson has worked as an attorney, a lobbyist, and has served nine years as a US Senator. You probably know him by face:



He's an ugly sonuvabitch, but could Thompson be America's solution to the unpresentable pile of shit that currently holds office? Maybe what we've needed these past few years is someone who can get through a sentence; someone who knows how to project an image of authority and has worked hard on perfecting that persona. Could Fred Thompson be the next Ronald Reagan?

Like Reagan and both Bushes before him, Thompson is a staunch conservative. He's pro-life, anti gun control, doesn't much like immigration, wants to keep God in our schools and government, and doesn't think global warming has anything to do with reckless humans. So, yes, he's an asshole like the rest of them. But at least he can remember his lines.

Aaron_Lariviere doesn't like republicans; he doesn't like most democrats either; and he thinks most actors are self-absorbed pieces of shit.

 

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Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUN 03, 2007 02:06 PM

Aaron_Lariviere said:
Aaron_Lariviere doesn't like republicans; he doesn't like most democrats either; and he thinks most actors are self-absorbed pieces of shit.



We feel the same way about you, buddy.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JUN 03, 2007 02:06 PM

I think this guy could fool enough people into voting for him. Whether or not that would be remotely a good thing remains to be seen.

But I'm leaning towards not.

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

JUN 03, 2007 02:09 PM

Will Smith is the only actor you need in office. Like there isn't a political crisis he couldn't defuse with his cheeky grin and cute ears.

gdarklighter

gdarklighter

San Diego, CA
August 2005

JUN 03, 2007 02:10 PM

Aaron_Lariviere said:
...he thinks most actors are self-absorbed pieces of shit.



Clearly, we need to elect a stage manager.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

JUN 03, 2007 02:13 PM

almostfamous said:
Will Smith is the only actor you need in office. Like there isn't a political crisis he couldn't defuse with his cheeky grin and cute ears.



shapeshifter23

shapeshifter23

San Francisco, CA
September 2005

JUN 03, 2007 02:19 PM

Crispin Hellion Glover for President in 2008!

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

JUN 03, 2007 02:24 PM

The downside to democracy is that the leaders it elects will mirror the populace that elects it

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUN 03, 2007 02:27 PM

freshprncebelair said:
The downside to democracy is that the leaders it elects will mirror the populace that elects it


"Democracy is the very worst form of government, except for all the others."

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
My favorite Churchill quote. Well, other than the one about being drunk and ugly.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JUN 03, 2007 02:27 PM

freshprncebelair said:
The downside to democracy is that the leaders it elects will mirror the populace that elects it



I laughed when I first read that. Then I was silent for a moment when the reality really sunk in. Then I cried. Now I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position in the corner. Kthanksbye.

Aaron_Lariviere

Aaron_Lariviere

Los Angeles, CA
May 2007

JUN 03, 2007 02:32 PM

Cigarette said:

Aaron_Lariviere said:
Aaron_Lariviere doesn't like republicans; he doesn't like most democrats either; and he thinks most actors are self-absorbed pieces of shit.



We feel the same way about you, buddy.


Henceforth the writers and actors of the world found a perfect balance of mutual disregard, and the world could continue on its merry way.

I actually like actors, I just think they're funny. Which is probably why I'm dating one.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUN 03, 2007 02:33 PM

I don't get it...

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

JUN 03, 2007 02:36 PM

Zarth said:

freshprncebelair said:
The downside to democracy is that the leaders it elects will mirror the populace that elects it


"Democracy is the very worst form of government, except for all the others."

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
My favorite Churchill quote. Well, other than the one about being drunk and ugly.



I always liked the one about the poisoned tea, myself.

Heigai

Heigai

Columbus, OH
May 2004

JUN 03, 2007 02:37 PM

I'd rather get random former-actor politicians than dynastic ones.

Jennifer_

Jennifer_

Venezuela
November 2006

JUN 03, 2007 02:50 PM

almostfamous said:
Will Smith is the only actor you need in office. Like there isn't a political crisis he couldn't defuse with his cheeky grin and cute ears.


Its funny because its true.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUN 03, 2007 03:00 PM

gdarklighter said:

Clearly, we need to elect a stage manager.



Oh lord no.

I don't like Thompson on Law and Order. I can't imagine he'd be any less annoying in the White House.

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