Politicians are often accused of trading personal favors for votes. In America, the idea that a campaign contribution serves as a quid pro quo for that politician to represent your interests once in office is both openly detested and deeply ingrained into our governmental system. Politicians make implicit promises “vote for me and I’ll take care of your healthcare” or “vote for me and I’ll keep you safe from terrorism,” but no one ever comes right out and says “vote for me and I’ll make sure you, Billy Smith, the individual person who voted for me, gets rich.”

Which is why Belgian Senate candidate Tania Derveaux’s promise is so… well… arousing.

Now calm down there. She’s not going to give you 40,000 blowjobs. She’s going to give blowjobs to 40,000 people. To make things a bit more interesting, she’s offered the blowjobs to anyone worldwide.

Wow. It’s like the Epic Mount chick but, more ambitious. It also doesn’t hurt that Ms. Derveaux is how do you say… pretty fucking foxy?


As with everything in politics, there are some catches.

For those internerds among you who have a phobia of real live girls (or for those of you who are “married or shy”), Tania has graciously offered to perform her fellatious duties in Second Life as an alternative to the real thing. And while she does require that any SL BJs given to “females” have proper genitalia installed in their avatars beforehand, she doesn’t appear to have any anti-furry conditions. So at least she knows her audience.

Ms. Derveaux is representing the “NEE” party, which bills itself as “an impartial protest movement running for senate in the Belgian elections of June 10, 2007.” Basically, it’s a “none of the above” party. Except instead of acting like the chronically dour political malcontents that make up the None of the Above movement in the US, they run campaigns with hot naked chicks and give everyone blowjobs. It’s a European thing, I guess.

Interested parties can sign up on the NEE party website. Whether Ms. Derveaux will actually go through with it is not entirely clear. One hopes that if she does, she’s heavily invested in kneepads and lip balm.

Subrosa assures his mother and his girlfriend that he did not apply for a hummer from Ms. Derveaux. Not even for journalistic purposes only. He swears. Cross his heart.