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Conservatives Get A Piñata Style Beat Down

THURSDAY MAY 17 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.

TAGS: Immigration, Bush, Congress



The White House and some members of Congress have reached an agreement on immigration reform that would grant legal status to millions of people who have illegally crashed our party. Apparently lawmakers have been meeting secretly and only today revealed the fruit of their naughty bargaining.

The deal mandates increased border security and creates a new “Z visa,” which would put immigrants on track to get citizenship in 8 to 13 years. They would have to pay fees and a $5,000 fine and also return to their home country first. What could possibly be a problem in that scenario? Most immigrants have thousands of dollars lying around and would not at all be suspicious of leaving and coming back.

The plan would create an immigration system based on skills, education levels and job experience. The current system emphasizes family ties. Low-skilled immigrants would be forced to return home after two years in the US. They could renew their visas twice, but would have to leave for a year in between. If they wanted to become citizens they could apply for a green card under a point system.

One big reason to reject the plan is that Bush supports it. Everything he touches turns to shit and this would be no different.


President Bush said the proposal would "help enforce our borders but equally importantly, it'll treat people with respect. This is a bill where people who live here in our country will be treated without amnesty but without animosity.”


Liberals and conservatives came out against the reform plan. Liberals say the proposal is unworkable and unfair, while conservatives are losing their minds over the idea of amnesty. Take a look at what the kids on the Free Republic website are saying.


dEPORT tHE pRESIDENT aND cLOSE tHE bORDERS.


Interesting idea. We're going to table it.


Hail it all you want Mr. President you just lost a lot of my support. What an absolute disgust with all politicians. Can’t trust those who your supposed to have confidence in.


Nor can you trust grammar, apparently.


High-tech employment? Show me how many of the 12 million could even work in “high-tech”. Get rid of the idea of being born here makes a person a citizen. The 14th ammendment that states that was only for the black slaves, not immagrants.


Note: I, FearTheReaper, hate "immagrants" too.


Good Lord, how many more do they intend to bring into the country? Isn't 30-50 million enough for them? The sorry bast*rds. They're traitors to America/Americans. I hope they rot in hell.


30-50 million is a big difference. That's a twenty million spread. I'm going to need you to pick an exact exaggeration.


I’m done with him on this and many other issues. I’ll never vote for him again. Illegal invaders are going to kill us all.


I pretty sure this guy is talking about the Visogoths, in which case he should be on another forum.


Si, claro que si, el guapo presidente.


Somebody whipped out the mother fucking translator! BAM!


I’m startin’ to get on board with the impeachment folks. Treason is the reason.


They finally get around to talking about impeachment and it’s over immigration. Gotta love the conservatives.

 

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emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 17, 2007 08:22 PM

Nor can you trust grammar, apparently.




I'll never vote for him again. Illegal invaders are going to kill us all.

Yep, that third term Presidential race is going to kill us all.

In all seriousness, I'm not sure this wouldn't be such a bad idea minus the whole making them leave and come back. I mean what the fuck? What does that accomplish? What does that serve? If anything it's only going to add unnecessary cost, allow for people to enter the country who weren't already here (abuse), confuse the hell out of people, and did I mention just scare people?

Also, those "opinions" were hilarious in the sense that they were utterly scary.

curtisology

curtisology

USA
April 2006

MAY 17, 2007 08:35 PM

nothing says competency like a rabble of knee-jerk 3rd graders...metaphorically speaking. No offense meant to actual 3rd graders; you all are doing great!

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

MAY 17, 2007 08:41 PM

El Guapo?

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAY 17, 2007 08:44 PM

Would you say I have a, plethora of gifts?

Metaverse

Metaverse

Portland, OR
March 2005

MAY 17, 2007 08:59 PM

Fuck...the barbarian hordes of Gaul are going to descend on us now ?

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

MAY 17, 2007 09:12 PM

Metaverse said:
Fuck...the barbarian hordes of Gaul are going to descend on us now ?



Um...

biggrin

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

MAY 17, 2007 09:38 PM

I have a feeling that illegal immigrants are going to laugh at this proposal. Pay a $5,000 fine plus other fees? Leave the country for a year? What is this. . .the pie in the sky immigration policy?

Our leaders must be smoking crack if they think this will work. Perhaps they haven't figured out that our economy is accustomed to having illegal immigrants work jobs that most Americans will not work. Employers like being able to pay their workers an unfair wage. It keeps them in business. It makes all of our goods and services cheaper.

Nevertheless, I do like the way it makes the xenophobic psychopaths on the Internet drool. Anything that makes them feel less comfortable is a special blessing if you ask me. biggrin

lawber

lawber

I'm lost
May 2006

MAY 17, 2007 10:00 PM

Reaper, who else to you write for besides this site?

Telluride

Telluride

Roseville, CA
May 2007

MAY 17, 2007 10:10 PM

Hmm...

I don't think this is a "beat down" for conservatives as much as it's a "beat down" for people who are extremely liberal or extremely conservative with regard to immigration reform. This plan appears to be more strict than what the far left wants and less strict than what the far right wants.

That's how I see it, anyway.

Adroitbeing

Adroitbeing

I'm lost
September 2003

MAY 17, 2007 10:10 PM

lawber said:
Reaper, who else to you write for besides this site?


Difficult as it might be; try to stay on track.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

MAY 17, 2007 10:33 PM

Telluride said:
Hmm...

I don't think this is a "beat down" for conservatives as much as it's a "beat down" for people who are extremely liberal or extremely conservative with regard to immigration reform. This plan appears to be more strict than what the far left wants and less strict than what the far right wants.

That's how I see it, anyway.



And unlikely to accomplish anything anybody wants.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

MAY 17, 2007 10:36 PM

Darke said:
El Guapo?

I was just at "Old Tuscon" this past weekend where they filmed that movie. Kinda random...

Telluride

Telluride

Roseville, CA
May 2007

MAY 17, 2007 10:47 PM

malkav11 said:
And unlikely to accomplish anything anybody wants.



Well, it won't accomplish what the very liberal and very conservative people seem to want. But it would appear that somebody thinks it's at least a decent idea.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Altadena, CA
April 2005

MAY 17, 2007 10:55 PM

Telluride said:
Hmm...

I don't think this is a "beat down" for conservatives as much as it's a "beat down" for people who are extremely liberal or extremely conservative with regard to immigration reform. This plan appears to be more strict than what the far left wants and less strict than what the far right wants.

That's how I see it, anyway.



It feels like a bunch of divorce lawyers got together to come up with this bill.

"Well, I'll let them ultimately stay in the country if they leave then come back."

"They leave and they come right back?"

"No, how about they leave for 5 years and then they can come back, just to make sure they want to really live in America."

"That's a bit long, how about a year and we'll give you they have to pay the government $500?"

"No."

"Okay, how about $5,000?"

"Deal."

Everybody's happy... right?

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

MAY 17, 2007 11:18 PM

Telluride said:

malkav11 said:
And unlikely to accomplish anything anybody wants.



Well, it won't accomplish what the very liberal and very conservative people seem to want. But it would appear that somebody thinks it's at least a decent idea.



To put it another way, it's badly designed and is unlikely to significantly alter the situation in any positive way, no matter what your politics.

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