Surprise! You’re In Hell, Falwell!
TUESDAY MAY 15 2007 2:00 PM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: Jerry Falwell,

Jerry Falwell died today. He went out the same way he lived; fat and awful. Just imagine the look on his face when he arrived in hell. Priceless.
Falwell was found in his office and rushed to a Lynchburg hospital where he was pronounced dead. And oddly, he was also pronounced a dick. I didn’t think doctors could do that but I was wrong.
Falwell, 73, was the founder of the Moral Majority, which is actually a minority. They used the word majority so they would feel better about themselves.
He was truly a man of Jesus.
You could totally hear Jesus saying that. It’s eerie. Sometimes it was like he was channeling The Lord. Two days after the attack on the World Trade Center in 2001, Jerry had this to say..
"Abortionists…gays, lesbians, the ACLU and People for American Way helped this happen."
The next day he apologized for stating what was truly in his heart.
At least he still has the Rapture to look forward to.
So long, creep.
FearTheReaper will be appearing at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, May 18th and 19th.

















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