Jerry Falwell died today. He went out the same way he lived; fat and awful. Just imagine the look on his face when he arrived in hell. Priceless.
Falwell was found in his office and rushed to a Lynchburg hospital where he was pronounced dead. And oddly, he was also pronounced a dick. I didnt think doctors could do that but I was wrong.
Falwell, 73, was the founder of the Moral Majority, which is actually a minority. They used the word majority so they would feel better about themselves.
He was truly a man of Jesus.
You could totally hear Jesus saying that. Its eerie. Sometimes it was like he was channeling The Lord. Two days after the attack on the World Trade Center in 2001, Jerry had this to say..
"Abortionists gays, lesbians, the ACLU and People for American Way helped this happen."
The next day he apologized for stating what was truly in his heart.
At least he still has the Rapture to look forward to.
So long, creep.
FearTheReaper will be appearing at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, May 18th and 19th.
I live in Lynchburg, VA where his reign over everything here makes it no fun to live. Hopefully now that the fat man is dead some fun will come around... like bars and night clubs.
At the risk of offending those who invariably surface to piously decry taking pleasure in the death of another human, I think it's fair to say that the world is a better place without you "Reverend" Fuckface.
I heard Satan had gotten tired of Saddam and called in Jerry to be his new biatch.
Why? Because Jerry Fallwell had a reputation for giving the best head in Lynchburg.
ROFLMAO!
Fucker.
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TearingRaven
Las Vegas, NV
May 2006
MAY 15, 2007 02:28 PM
Being an ardent republican, I can't even mourn this guys death. He was just an awful person who tolerated no one. He was a member of what I like to call "old conservatives," a breed that is finally thinning.
I thought we'd be stuck with him a couple more years...glad I was wrong! One down...one more to go. We have a nice place in hell picked out for you Pat Robertson! Unfortunately, Pat's trying to beat the cockroaches for resilience
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