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  • MONDAY MAY 14 2007 12:00 AM

Children Learn How To Be Afraid Of Dying



The Virginia Tech massacre has school administrators across the country on edge. The staff at Scales Elementary School in Tennessee decided the children should share in their horrible fear and staged a mock attack on Thursday night. The sixth graders apparently feared for their lives, so the exercise can be considered a success.

Assistant Principal Don Bartch said his staff discussed what they would do in a real life situation. On Thursday the school was taking students on a weeklong trip to a state park and decided it would be a terrific location for a mock attack.

On the final night staff told the kids that a crazy gunman was on the loose. Staff said it was not a drill and ordered the kids to stay quiet, hide under furniture or to lie on the floor. Another teacher dressed in a hooded sweatshirt and pulled on the locked door. The kids cried as they waited to die. The “attack” lasted five minutes.


“At first I thought I was going to die. We flipped out.”


Nope, it’s a learning experience! Isn’t school fun? Now go to bed and get some sleep.

Parents are apparently upset that their kids were taught how to lie on the floor and cry.


“The children were in that room in the dark, begging for their lives, because they thought there was someone with a gun after them,” said Brandy Cole, whose son went on the trip.


This kind of stuff makes me really miss being a kid and hiding from fake child molesters. Oh, wait, I went to a Catholic school, they were real.

 

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NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

MAY 14, 2007 05:05 AM

eeek I'm suddenly glad I live in the UK and the worst I ever faced was the students. The teachers as well would have been far to much

Kes

Kes

USA
August 2006

MAY 14, 2007 05:39 AM

if someone did this to my child I'd smack them right in the fucking face

(I'm a pacificst, btw)

SouGei

SouGei

Blackwood, NJ
January 2007

MAY 14, 2007 05:53 AM

That's sad they didn't team up and kill the fake attacker.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

MAY 14, 2007 05:54 AM

This is where the American propensity for lawsuits might come in handy. SUE THEIR ASSES!!!

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 14, 2007 06:00 AM

Next lesson: a tall man in a trenchcoat jumps out of the shadows, grabs a girl, pulls her into an alley and stages a mock rape.

Despite the fact that she probably should be more concerned with Johnny Football Hero than a stranger raping her.

It's funny, I was just reading about moral panic on the ol' Wikipedia yesterday before I read this story.

CategoryError

CategoryError

Delta, BC
September 2006

MAY 14, 2007 07:44 AM

As long as they didnt pretend to murder children backwards. Thats for commies.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

MAY 14, 2007 07:46 AM

I was totally in line to consider this an over-reaction until I read where they told them it wasn't a drill. That's the equivalent of falsely pulling a fire alarm (which is illegal, by the way.) People could have really been physically hurt had someone panicked. Those teachers are really lucky that all they're potentially facing is some pissed off parents and possible unemployment.

But, it was for their own good.

Dr_Lizardo

Dr_Lizardo

Indian Orchard, MA
February 2006

MAY 14, 2007 07:51 AM

Fear is the #1 tool of the state.

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

MAY 14, 2007 09:24 AM

magpieboy said:
This is where the American propensity for lawsuits might come in handy. SUE THEIR ASSES!!!



emotional distress, baby!

DCruz

DCruz

Montreal-nord, QC
November 2006

MAY 14, 2007 09:30 AM

aughtstar said:
That's sad they didn't team up and kill the fake attacker.



indeed... you'd think they would've thought they stood a chance being all against one...

ZPO

ZPO

Roy, WA
July 2004

MAY 14, 2007 09:56 AM

I'm appalled that the school leadership and teachers pulled such an ill-advised stunt.

The greatest disservice are two of the lessons they taught their students:

1) Don't trust your teachers - they will lie to you.

2) The proper reaction to a threat to your life is to ineffectively cower helplessly.

Of those two lessons, I consider the second the most injurious. They have taken concrete steps to raise another generation of sheep.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

MAY 14, 2007 10:15 AM

DCruz said:

aughtstar said:
That's sad they didn't team up and kill the fake attacker.



indeed... you'd think they would've thought they stood a chance being all against one...



this thread has ruint my ability to guage sarcasm.

Im suing y'all for emotional distress.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

MAY 14, 2007 10:20 AM

I'm surprised that none of the kids had a cell phone stashed away and attempted to dial 911. It would have served the teachers right to have SWAT surrounding them.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

MAY 14, 2007 10:24 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:
I'm surprised that none of the kids had a cell phone stashed away and attempted to dial 911. It would have served the teachers right to have SWAT surrounding them.


As cruel as it is, I'd laugh my ass off if that hoodied teacher took a bullet because of this stunt. Total Darwin award time.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAY 14, 2007 10:39 AM

ZPO said:
2) The proper reaction to a threat to your life is to ineffectively cower helplessly.

Of those two lessons, I consider the second the most injurious. They have taken concrete steps to raise another generation of sheep.



You should read a psychology book sometime. That is actually the instinctive reaction of humans. People who don't react that way are the odd ones.

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