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Fuckface Asshole Roundup



A crazy college kid goes on a shooting spree that ends in the largest gun massacre in US history. It is shocking and horrifying. The country has to analyze what happened and figure out how to prevent it in the future. The Virginia Tech community will be grieving for years to come. It is a time for quite, respectful observance. But not if you’re a fuckface asshole! Come on down, Fuckface Limbaugh!

The shootings took place on Monday and by Wednesday Rush already had Cho pegged as a…guess…guess…liberal! It's so obvious. What else could he be?


"If this Virginia Tech shooter had an ideology, what do you think it was? " Limbaugh asked. "This guy had to be a liberal. You start railing against the rich and all this other -- this guy's a liberal. He was turned into a liberal somewhere along the line. So it's a liberal that committed this act.”


See how easy that was? First you wonder what Cho’s ideology was, then in a split second you come up with it. Then you support it with an absurd, borderline retarded fact. And bam! You state it as a concrete fact. Now what? Well, since you made a crazy statement that can in no way be backed up as fact, you take an immediate defensive position.


“Now, the drive-bys will read on a website that I'm attacking liberalism by comparing this guy to them. That's exactly what they do every day, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just pointing out a fact. I am making no extrapolation; I'm just pointing it out."


Lie equals fact, fact equals truth teller, truth teller equals victim. Nicely done, you fat, four times divorced, millionaire, drug abuser…I mean, speaker for the common man.

Who’s up next? How about Fuckface Gingrich? The Newt was on ABC’s This Week with George Stephanopoulos on Sunday when he decided to let that horrid anus under his nose cough out some vile words.

After the Columbine shootings, Newt blamed “liberalism.” Stephanopoulos asked Newt is he still believed that to be true.


GINGRICH: Yes, I think the fact is, if you look at the amount of violence we have in games that young people play at 7, 8, 10, 12, 15 years of age, if you look at the dehumanization, if you look at the fact that we refuse to say that we are, in fact, endowed by our creator, that our rights come from God, that if you kill somebody, you’re committing an act of evil.

STEPHANOPOULOS: But what does that have to do with liberalism?

GINGRICH: Well, who has created a situation ethics, essentially, zone of not being willing to talk about any of these things. Let me carry another example. I strongly supported Imus being dismissed, but I also think the very thing he was dismissed for, which is the use of language which is stunningly degrading of women — the fact, for example, that one of the Halloween costumes this last year was being able to be either a prostitute or a pimp at 10, 11, 12 years of age, buying a costume, and we don’t have any discussion about what’s happened to our culture because while we’re restricting political free speech under McCain-Feingold, we say it’s impossible to restrict vulgar and vicious and anti-human speech. And I would argue that that’s a major component of what’s happened to our culture in the last 40 years.”


So, there you go. No holes in that argument. Thirty three people died at Virginia Tech because of video games and the effect they are having on…wait, I mean, Imus got fired and language is bad…I mean, kids dress up like fucking whores on Halloween…and uh, Cho killed students because of that fucking McCain-Feingold bill…so we don’t talk about stuff and then an Asian dude shoot people. Fucking Liberalism.

What a couple of man-cunts, or munts, if you will.

 

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Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

APR 24, 2007 02:18 PM

Signon said:
Perhaps they misunderstood the title of the article, Zarth.


I hadn't thought of that. You could be on to something there.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

APR 24, 2007 02:29 PM

JosephD said:
The fact is America is a society of victims, if one of the "victims" would have stood up to the little asshole maybe the death toll would have been a lot less than what it was. Those people died because they didn't have the courage to take their fate into their own hands.



You mean like the ROTC student that tried to grab the gunman and was shot point-blank in the head?

Or the numerous students and teachers who barricaded classroom doors (at the cost of their own lives in some cases) to help other people escape?

Jesus, have some fucking respect or at least do some fucking research before swinging your big ol' e-peen around.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

APR 24, 2007 02:30 PM

Uncognitive said:

JosephD said:
The fact is America is a society of victims, if one of the "victims" would have stood up to the little asshole maybe the death toll would have been a lot less than what it was. Those people died because they didn't have the courage to take their fate into their own hands.



You mean like the ROTC student that tried to grab the gunman and was shot point-blank in the head?

Or the numerous students and teachers who barricaded classroom doors to help other people escape, including those who were killed doing so?

Jesus, have some fucking respect or at least do some fucking research before swinging your big ol' e-peen around.


I'm fairly sure that "big" is not the word.

Ff

Ff

I'm lost
August 2006

APR 24, 2007 02:47 PM

if you call for more gun control people who are against it are going to voice their opinions no matter what the title of the thread is, just because we disagree on the solution to these problems doesn't mean we have to be enemies we both want these things to stop

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

APR 24, 2007 02:49 PM

fuckfuck said:
if you call for more gun control people who are against it are going to voice their opinions no matter what the title of the thread is, just because we disagree on the solution to these problems doesn't mean we have to be enemies we both want these things to stop



There is a giant difference between being against stricter gun control and blaming people for their own deaths.

minusthepenguin

minusthepenguin

Ypsilanti, MI
August 2005

APR 24, 2007 02:53 PM

Azadeth said:
Whenever something like this happens, you can be sure that the biggest assholes will always be on the front lines pointing fingers at whatever they're always pointing them at, regardless of the specific situation. For example, here's a bunch of conservative Jesus-humpers who blame atheists for the killings: http://atheism.about.com/b/a/259016.htm

These are vicious, paranoid, selfish parasites and they must not be allowed to spew their accusations without basis in fact.

On another note, is it just me, or does Dr. Phil look a lot like a giant walking penis with a moustache?



It's not just you. He really does.

Ff

Ff

I'm lost
August 2006

APR 24, 2007 02:53 PM

mamet said:

fuckfuck said:
if you call for more gun control people who are against it are going to voice their opinions no matter what the title of the thread is, just because we disagree on the solution to these problems doesn't mean we have to be enemies we both want these things to stop



There is a giant difference between being against stricter gun control and blaming people for their own deaths.



i agree thats pretty fucked up, but i for one am not blaming anybody for their own death i just dont think more gun control is the anwer

minusthepenguin

minusthepenguin

Ypsilanti, MI
August 2005

APR 24, 2007 02:54 PM

yourfashionwar said:
rush limbaugh says something baseless, reactionary and absurd? this just in: fire is hot.



That tree is far away!

minusthepenguin

minusthepenguin

Ypsilanti, MI
August 2005

APR 24, 2007 03:07 PM

Opportunist fuckfaces. It disgusts me that people can take something like this and use it to try and further their own agenda. mad

Thinking of Tool at the moment. "You can point that fuckin' finger up your ass!"

Substance

substance

Lakewood, CA
October 2004

APR 24, 2007 03:10 PM

I wasn't going to reply to this but JosephD ruined my plans by posting one of the stupidest, most immature and pig-headed things I have read in quite some time (and I am a GM for an MMO, you can only imagine how much shit I had to read about VA Tech the day it happened.)

Those people died because they didn't have the courage? WTF are you talking about? This is not fucking Snakes on a Plane - can you even comprehend what it would be like to be sitting in class on a day like any other day, maybe even half asleep, when some maniac bursts through the door and starts unloading? He didn't stand there and give a monologue, he just started firing.

Are you trying to imply that if you'd been there you would have been the hardass to come flying over the desks with a Dragon Kick to his throat and save the day?

You are just as bad as the fuckfaces in the original post for using this as a platform to push your "students should bring guns to school so we can have awesome gunfights every other day HYURKA DURKA DOO" agenda.

In closing, eat my ass.

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

APR 24, 2007 03:14 PM

is it wrong to kill limbaugh? what i really want to know is who is the MOFO who keeps him supplied? i hope he is reeming him good $$$ confused whatever

SouGei

SouGei

Blackwood, NJ
January 2007

APR 24, 2007 03:18 PM

That's why there's so many school shootings in Europe, duh.

gutter_punkx

gutter_punkx

Austin, TX
September 2006

APR 24, 2007 03:20 PM

this whole thing is one very sad situation. and i think as a group of respectful, peace loving, free thinking individuals, we should be more concerned right now with finding out the things that drive people like cho, like the columbine kids, like the austin, tx sniper, etc into do these things. we need to stop pointing fingers and using rhetorical labeling and start really coming together to help potential future mass shooters from doing this again. now is not the time to be fighting along political, religious, or racial lines. it is time to come together to find hope.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 24, 2007 10:43 PM

OK, Imus gets fired for "nappy-haired hos." Why's Rush still on the air w/shit like that?

Now, more than ever, this is appropriate.



And, of course, those Fuckface Assholes @the Westboro Baptist Church were this close to picketing the students' funerals (blaming, who else? the gays) but cancelled on the condition that some asshole gives them radio time.

And, apparently, the students are still in Hell.

Why the fuck do people like Limbaugh and the WBC exist?

-TM

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

APR 28, 2007 12:38 AM

Substance said:
Are you trying to imply that if you'd been there you would have been the hardass to come flying over the desks with a Dragon Kick to his throat and save the day?


FTW!!

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