Fuckface Asshole Roundup
A crazy college kid goes on a shooting spree that ends in the largest gun massacre in US history. It is shocking and horrifying. The country has to analyze what happened and figure out how to prevent it in the future. The Virginia Tech community will be grieving for years to come. It is a time for quite, respectful observance. But not if youre a fuckface asshole! Come on down, Fuckface Limbaugh!
The shootings took place on Monday and by Wednesday Rush already had Cho pegged as a
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liberal! It's so obvious. What else could he be?
"If this Virginia Tech shooter had an ideology, what do you think it was? " Limbaugh asked. "This guy had to be a liberal. You start railing against the rich and all this other -- this guy's a liberal. He was turned into a liberal somewhere along the line. So it's a liberal that committed this act.
See how easy that was? First you wonder what Chos ideology was, then in a split second you come up with it. Then you support it with an absurd, borderline retarded fact. And bam! You state it as a concrete fact. Now what? Well, since you made a crazy statement that can in no way be backed up as fact, you take an immediate defensive position.
Now, the drive-bys will read on a website that I'm attacking liberalism by comparing this guy to them. That's exactly what they do every day, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just pointing out a fact. I am making no extrapolation; I'm just pointing it out."
Lie equals fact, fact equals truth teller, truth teller equals victim. Nicely done, you fat, four times divorced, millionaire, drug abuser
I mean, speaker for the common man.
Whos up next? How about Fuckface Gingrich? The Newt was on ABCs This Week with George Stephanopoulos on Sunday when he decided to let that horrid anus under his nose cough out some vile words.
After the Columbine shootings, Newt blamed liberalism. Stephanopoulos asked Newt is he still believed that to be true.
GINGRICH: Yes, I think the fact is, if you look at the amount of violence we have in games that young people play at 7, 8, 10, 12, 15 years of age, if you look at the dehumanization, if you look at the fact that we refuse to say that we are, in fact, endowed by our creator, that our rights come from God, that if you kill somebody, youre committing an act of evil.
STEPHANOPOULOS: But what does that have to do with liberalism?
GINGRICH: Well, who has created a situation ethics, essentially, zone of not being willing to talk about any of these things. Let me carry another example. I strongly supported Imus being dismissed, but I also think the very thing he was dismissed for, which is the use of language which is stunningly degrading of women the fact, for example, that one of the Halloween costumes this last year was being able to be either a prostitute or a pimp at 10, 11, 12 years of age, buying a costume, and we dont have any discussion about whats happened to our culture because while were restricting political free speech under McCain-Feingold, we say its impossible to restrict vulgar and vicious and anti-human speech. And I would argue that thats a major component of whats happened to our culture in the last 40 years.
So, there you go. No holes in that argument. Thirty three people died at Virginia Tech because of video games and the effect they are having on
wait, I mean, Imus got fired and language is bad
I mean, kids dress up like fucking whores on Halloween
and uh, Cho killed students because of that fucking McCain-Feingold bill
so we dont talk about stuff and then an Asian dude shoot people. Fucking Liberalism.
What a couple of man-cunts, or munts, if you will.
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