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Best. Lawyer. Ever!

FRIDAY APRIL 6 2007 8:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By Subrosa.

TAGS: RIAA, Ledford, Lawyer

Everyone hates the RIAA, right? They’ve had a rather lengthy recent history of being total douchewads. With their huge war chest and battalion of attorneys, they’re pretty much evil incarnate, filing lawsuit after lawsuit against users who had allegedly used peer-to-peer software to share music files. Defendants receive settlement offers long before they ever get a summons, with the intent of scaring folks into settling before the RIAA has to spend a dime on litigation fees. It works most of the time. When the RIAA actually does file a complaint, most defendants are too unfamiliar with the process to obtain adequate representation. Again, the RIAA counts on just that.

This strategy may have worked again when the RIAA filed a suit in the Eastern District of California against Visalia resident Barry Merchant, were it not for his lawyer, Merl Ledford III, Esq. And what did Merl do? He responded to the RIAA’s hardball with some country hardball of his own. Here are some choice quotes from Merl’s letter to the RIAA’s attorneys, dated March 27, 2007.

The lawsuit filed by your office and your letter arrive at a particularly inappropriate time in Barry and Cathy Merchant's life. Mrs. Merchant left my office after our first meeting to attend to ill father in Colorado. She and Barry Merchant left my office today to attend his funeral. You should advise your clients that they are facing a "thin skull plaintiff" either on a Rule 11 sanctions motion or (upon favorable termination) in a malicious prosecution action. The emotional distress inflicted by your clients' litigation -- filed in Sacramento rather than the Fresno Branch of the Eastern District Court where my clients' live in violation of the Rules of Court -- has been extreme.

Your client should carefully consider whether it has probable cause to proceed at this point. Mr. Merchant's hard drive is available for immediate, carefully supervised inspection by your client; a carbon copy of the drive has been made by technicians to insure that the evidence is well backed-up.

At the time of inspection, we will expect your clients to be prepared to dismiss all claims with prejudice. The pleadings may be e-filed from my office the same day. Although dismissal will not avoid your clients' exposure to attorneys' fees under the Copyright Act, it will certainly mitigate damages to Mr. and Mrs. Merchant and the possibility of escalating the issues by counter-claim on federal grounds that have been successfully pleaded in other states as well as on pendant California claims that have, thus far, tempered your clients' California zeal for litigating in this state.


Oh, but Merl didn’t stop with just threatening to counter-sue. No, no. He broke it down, Cali-style.

Your client take (sic) the position that my middle-aged, conservative clients should speculate regarding the identity of persons your clients' claim used their AOL account to download pornographic-lyric gangsta rap tracks as predicate to possible case resolution. In an age of Wintel-virus created bot-farms, spoofs, and easily cracked WEP encrypted wireless home networks (among other easy hacks), the only tech-savvy response to such a request is, "You've got to be kidding." The extensive press that has been generated over computer security (and the insecurity of Windows XP and its predecessors) underscores the complete absence of facts on which probable cause to sue my clients could be established and your clients' willingness (even insistence) that others be implicated in Big Music's speculative, "driftnet" litigation tactics. Sorry: Mr. Merchant cannot and will not expose himself to still more litigation by speculating.


As an attorney, this part is my favorite:

Procedurally, we need to address how best to move the case to the Fresno Branch so you can enjoy our new Courthouse and avoid Judge Levi's wrath for filing in the wrong court. (Senior Judge Bob Coyle was responsible for building both our new facility and the District Court building in Sacramento; and, although neither building is as grand as Judge Manny Real's showpiece in Santa Ana, the Fresno Court is not only nicer than Sacramento but also one of the top three court facilities ever I've enjoyed practicing in.) Handling the issue by stipulation and order would probably be the most simple way to move the file. We do that routinely in PACA litigation although I am open to suggestions if you prefer to handle it differently

Once the case is moved to the Fresno Branch, your clients should consider cleaning up their complaint. The FRCP and collateral estoppel from other RIAA law and motion matters require much greater specificity in pleading than your clients provided in the complaint I reviewed. Dates of the alleged downloads, which plaintiff (or affiliate) holds which copyright to which track, etc. must be specifically pleaded and proven. You are as familiar as I am with the results in other cases where RIAA's general allegations have been challenged. Let's get over that hurdle without unnecessary law and motion practice.


Oh SNAP! You just got MODED, yo!!!

OK, well I thought it was funny. Demonstrating familiarity with local judges and customs and THEN delivering a finger-wagging lecture on civil procedure is the legal equivalent of stealing someone’s girlfriend and then emailing them pictures of you and her doing it. I'd say "they got served" but we're lawyers and to us that means something entirely different and less likely to involve choreographed dance numbers.

How did the RIAA’s lawyers respond to Ledford's letter? Voluntary Dismissal. Boo-fucking-ya. See? Sometimes it pays to have a good lawyer.

Subrosa is a licensed attorney in the state of California and went to the same law school as Mr. Ledford. But Subrosa would never be so smug about having experience practicing in Fresno because being in Fresno is nothing to be proud of. Hat tip: Aegies

 

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malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

APR 06, 2007 09:49 PM

DeadGuyPerez said:

Subrosa said:
I have far fewer problems with the cause they try to promote than I do with the tactics they use to promote it.




Granted they go to extreme measures, but I think the intent is to get the general public's attention that the industry is fed up with losing money from people stealing songs. And while the music industry is comprised of a bunch of corporate dealings having nothing to do with art, theft is theft. People can complain about artists like Metallica for being so hardcore about this issue and that they already have an ass-load of money but it's still their money.



I'd have much less of a problem with the artists asking people not to pirate their music (or heck, going after them in court, if they've got compelling evidence to back them up) than I do with the RIAA doing it. As Courtney Love pointed out at length in a letter that I'm too lazy to dredge up for this post, they represent the real thieves. They're getting 90+% of the money on every album published under their labels. They've got all sorts of underhanded tricks to milk the cash cow, and they barely let the people who actually make the music see any of it. Excuse me if I don't cry them a river.

(And of course, as skeptik said, they've yet to provide much in the way of evidence to back up their claim that music piracy is actually hurting sales/losing them money.)

DeadGuyPerez

DeadGuyPerez

Denver, CO
January 2003

APR 07, 2007 01:55 PM

aegies said:


First, Metallica never sued fans. They sued napster, a startup that was attempting to make a fortune on the backs of artists with not compensation whatsoever. So Sean Fanning can suck a bag of dicks.

Second, it's been repeatedly demonstrated that a significant number of people the RIAA contacts did not, in fact, download any illegal content in any way, and that's discounting the instances where it's been other people downloading on their computers, or when security has been compromised. Wireless networks are usually left open due to ignorance, WEP takes less than 90 seconds for a determined individual to crack, and mac addresses are easily spoofed. Add to that the flagrant misapplication of law, the willful ignorance of local and state level statutes, and the sheer arrogance of companies like Sony-BMG, and honestly, we're all just waiting for one of these cases to go to court with a lawyer like this on the defendant's side, so that the judge will have a chance to establish precedence for these cases to be seen as the legal horseshit they are.



I didn't say Metallica sued anyone. People gave them crap for being so anti file-sharing when they already had a lot of money. My point was that if they're entitled to the money they have every right to be pissed.

I also acknowledged that the RIAA made mistakes. I'm sure Grandma Bessie in Small Town, USA never downloaded hundreds of gangsta rap songs. However, many (probably most) of the people contacted about file-sharing actually did it. We can all argue back and forth about what's fair punishment and what's not but the fact remains that they broke the law. If you don't illegally download songs, you won't have to worry about RIAA all up on your ass.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

APR 07, 2007 03:47 PM

DeadGuyPerez said:
I also acknowledged that the RIAA made mistakes. I'm sure Grandma Bessie in Small Town, USA never downloaded hundreds of gangsta rap songs. However, many (probably most) of the people contacted about file-sharing actually did it. We can all argue back and forth about what's fair punishment and what's not but the fact remains that they broke the law. If you don't illegally download songs, you won't have to worry about RIAA all up on your ass.



The first part of your paragraph directly contradicts the last sentence.

DeadGuyPerez

DeadGuyPerez

Denver, CO
January 2003

APR 08, 2007 06:19 PM

malkav11 said:

The first part of your paragraph directly contradicts the last sentence.



Most people contacted by RIAA did something wrong. Most people who do not illegally download songs are not contacted by RIAA. It's not a contradiction to say that some mistakes were made. If it was a more even number of correct and incorrect accusations, that would be different. It's like saying if you don't kill someone you won't go to jail for murder. It's true with the exception of a few cases in which a truly innocent person was convicted of a crime he/she didn't commit. It would be foolish to say anything is ever only one way or only another in every single situation.

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

APR 08, 2007 09:18 PM

Stiles said:
How do you say "Pwned" in Latin?



Carpe Rectum?

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

APR 08, 2007 09:19 PM

skeptik said:
Who knew the music industry could be so tone deaf?



You hear most of these new bands?!?

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

APR 09, 2007 10:44 AM

Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

APR 09, 2007 01:39 PM

Yeah I would feel bad about downloading songs if I didn't go out and see the bands I find that I like, and also buy their CDs.

Also, was anything mentioned on these boards about the rate change for internet radio stations?

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