
In one of the most retarded decisions ever, the Marine Corps is banning any new, sleeve tattoos below the elbow or the knee. They claim the tattoos are harmful to the Corps spit-and-polish image. No word on whether or not the fact that Marines are trained to kill people is harmful to their spit-and-polish image.
Marines who get tattoo or ad new ink to an old tattoo could receive two years in prison and a dishonorable discharge. Unit commanders will have to photograph and document all sleeve tattoos to make sure no new ink is added.
Marines are known for getting large tattoos and have been rushing to tattoo parlors to get inked before the ban kicks in.
"This is something I love to do," said Cpl. David Nadrchal, 20, of Pomona, who made an appointment to get an Iraqi flag and his deployment dates etched onto his lower leg. "The fact I can't put something on my body that I want it's a big thing to tell me I can't do that."
Nadrchal said he is unsure whether he will re-enlist: "There's all these little things. They are slowly chipping away at us."
Marine Corps Commandant Gen. James T. Conway announced the idiotic policy last week.
"Some Marines have taken the liberty of tattooing themselves to a point that is contrary to our professional demeanor and the high standards America has come to expect from us," he said. "I believe tattoos of an excessive nature do not represent our traditional values."
Really? Forgive me for calling you a hypocritical asshole, General, but what is worse, a tattoo or a criminal record? Because the Marines have been lowering their standards for who can enlist since the Iraq war began.
Defense Department statistics show that the number of Army and Marine recruits needing waivers for felonies and serious misdemeanors has grown since 2003. Some recruits may get more than one waiver.
The military frequently grants waivers, including moral waivers for drug offenders, to recruits who have criminal records, medical problems or low aptitude scores that would otherwise disqualify them from service.
So, you go, ban those tattoos to keep up that spit-and-polish while you let in convicted felons and high school drop outs. And by the way, 792 Marines and 119 Marine Reserves have been killed in Iraq. Died for their country. God forbid they were allowed to get a tattoo on their forearm before they were blown up while driving down a desert road.
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