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Guntards Hate Bloomberg



Sweet Virginia, you’re always there for me when I need a moronic story. This time gun loving Virginians are hopping mad at New York City Mayor and raging hippie, Michael Bloomberg. The mayor has filed a lawsuit against 27 out-of-state gun dealers for selling firearms illegally to undercover private investigators who were working for NYC. Bloomberg wants to force the 27 gun dealers from Georgia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina and Virginia to allow monitoring of sales. But Virginia is striking back, like a retard throwing a haymaker.

The Virginia Citizens Defense League came up with the idea of a “Bloomberg Gun Give Away.” It is fucking brilliant. Customers who spend $100 are eligible to win a handgun or a rifle in a raffle that will be held on April 19. The winner will receive a handgun or a rifle worth around $900. Two stores are partaking in this example of swift and brutal Virginia vengeance.

"The truth is, if Bloomberg hadn't picked on Virginia, we wouldn't have gotten involved. But he made the mistake of stepping into Virginia with this," said Philip Van Cleave, president the Virginia Citizens Defense League.


Well, consider him beaten. On one side, Bloomberg filed a lawsuit that caused two Virginia gun dealers to go out of business due to legal fees and two others to settle and agree to the court monitoring. And on the other side, the tough-as-nails Virginians started a raffle. Game, set, and match.

You have to feel for the Virginian gun dealers. All they were doing was illegally selling guns. According to private investigators running the sting, one person would fill out legal forms in order to buy a gun for another person – who was not legally allowed to own a firearm. But now they are being punished for selling guns to people who could have been felons. Typical big city bullshit.

Bloomberg took aim at the out of state dealers because 90% of guns used in crimes in New York City come from out of state. But Virginia gun dealers see it from another point of view.

"The best way to get guns off the street and criminals off the street is to lock 'em up," Hill said. "They seem to want to pick on an old stereotype: It's so easy to get a gun in Virginia and run it up to New York. When quite honestly, you can break into a house anywhere and get anything you like."


So, let me see if I can get this straight: We should all have guns to protect us because someone might break into our house to take our guns. Gotcha.

At Bob Moates Sport Shop there are pictures of Bloomberg, Sarah Brady of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence and Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle taped to a shotgun rack. Bloomberg’s face is circled in pink. "Here are our worst enemy" is written below. Which is confusing, because either “enemy” should be plural or “are” should be replaced with “is,” unless of course the store is just looking to maintain that “Virginia mountain feel.”

Either way, the raffle is a success. One “longtime customer” claimed he had earned “six or seven” tickets and will probably buy more just to get back at mayor Bloomberg. Sadly, he will not get back at mayor Bloomberg because he is already a legal gun owner, which would mean the gun transfer would be legal. That is exactly what Bloomberg wants. The only way he could really get even with Bloomberg would be to give the gun to a felon and hope the criminal would kill a child on the streets of Brooklyn. Then he could yell a big and victorious, “Gotcha.”

 

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zyryx

zyryx

Tyler, TX
April 2004

MAR 20, 2007 10:07 AM

they could hold the raffle to coincide with the kick off of Confederate History Month! that would be a real knockout blow for the south! puke

Prozak

Prozak

United Kingdom
August 2006

MAR 20, 2007 10:12 AM

at least americans can defend theirselfs..... in england .... in major cities only the knob asshole gangsters are carrying..... and its just getting worse!


-Matt

jameaterblues

jameaterblues

Vacaville, CA
September 2006

MAR 20, 2007 10:29 AM

um, if you are selling guns illegally you should get much worse than a "monitoring". we're hard on people selling cigarettes to minors, and this is much worse. mad

Elza

Elza

SUICIDEGIRL

France

MAR 20, 2007 10:33 AM

this kinda reminds me of the bank that was giving away guns

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

MAR 20, 2007 10:35 AM

sportbikepilot said:
they could hold the raffle to coincide with the kick off of Confederate History Month! that would be a real knockout blow for the south! puke



hahaha brilliant!

Untimely

Untimely

Chicago, IL
January 2007

MAR 20, 2007 10:43 AM

Ha ha. Good ol' Virginia. Always fun.

I've read about this illegal VA-NY gun trafficking for *decades*. And it's about fucking time that someone is making an effort to crack down on it. Virginians have apparently been too busy drinking six-packs of Busch and shooting cans to do anything about it, so I'm glad NYC has sent undercover cops to (god forbid) *enforce the law*.

Certainly, law abiding gun owners don't have a problem with enforcing the law, right?

And I love the 'you can break into a house anywhere and get anything you like' argument. By that logic, we might as well give up on trying to control anything. Let's just hand out drugs and guns on the street to children -- I mean, what's the point, they can just get them somewhere else by breaking into a home!

But you have to expect this kind of red herring. The point is, these gun stores are illegally selling guns. They have been doing it for years, and police have repeatedly traced guns used in NYC street crimes to stores like this one.

Wah! I feel so sad for them, just like I feel sad for kids at grocery stores being told they can't have candy.

Grow up, rednecks. If pro-gun activists really gave a fuck about legal gun sales, they'd be the first to speak out against illegal bullshit like this.



freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

MAR 20, 2007 10:43 AM


You have to feel for the Virginian gun dealers. All they were doing was illegally selling guns. According to private investigators running the sting, one person would fill out legal forms in order to buy a gun for another person - who was not legally allowed to own a firearm. But now they are being punished for selling guns to people who could have been felons. Typical big city bullshit.



If it's a strawman purchase scam, why is NYC getting involved? The ATF has jurisdiction to revoke licenses and throw people in jail for that. Strawman purchases are very very illegal.

The fact that the ATF is not pursuing action, and instead NYC is filing a civil suit makes my BS detector go off.

Mr_muddle1

Mr_muddle1

United Kingdom
March 2004

MAR 20, 2007 10:44 AM

Prozak said:
at least americans can defend theirselfs..... in england .... in major cities only the knob asshole gangsters are carrying..... and its just getting worse!

-Matt



It is a serious situation, but gun crime accounts for less than half a percent of crime in the UK. I can support having many more armed police, but surely you can't see us having guns to 'defend' outselves without gun crime levels rising? We need tougher laws to prevent guns being obtained, not laws allowing everyone to have one.

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

MAR 20, 2007 10:46 AM



We need tougher laws to prevent guns being obtained, not laws allowing everyone to have one.



Because criminals have the utmost respect for the law, and will respectfully turn in their guns, once made illegal

earthgodd3ss

earthgodd3ss

Yachats, OR
December 2006

MAR 20, 2007 10:49 AM

sportbikepilot said:
they could hold the raffle to coincide with the kick off of Confederate History Month! that would be a real knockout blow for the south! puke



Bwahaha! You hit that one on the head.

The idiocy of people still amazes me.

Untimely

Untimely

Chicago, IL
January 2007

MAR 20, 2007 10:49 AM


If it's a strawman purchase scam, why is NYC getting involved? The ATF has jurisdiction to revoke licenses and throw people in jail for that. Strawman purchases are very very illegal.

The fact that the ATF is not pursuing action, and instead NYC is filing a civil suit makes my BS detector go off.




The ATF has been sitting on their ass about this for years.

Maybe they've also been too busy with the Alcohol and Tobacco to worry about the Firearms.

GenghisKhan

GenghisKhan

Detroit, MI
January 2004

MAR 20, 2007 11:02 AM



At Bob Moates Sport Shop there are pictures of Bloomberg, Sarah Brady of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence and Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle taped to a shotgun rack. Bloomberg's face is circled in pink. "Here are our worst enemy" is written below. Which is confusing, because either "enemy" should be plural or "are" should be replaced with "is,"



i want a picture of that

Mr_muddle1

Mr_muddle1

United Kingdom
March 2004

MAR 20, 2007 11:07 AM

freshprncebelair said:


We need tougher laws to prevent guns being obtained, not laws allowing everyone to have one.



Because criminals have the utmost respect for the law, and will respectfully turn in their guns, once made illegal



They are illegal (for the most-part), I'm talking about the UK.

And criminal's will obtain guns the same ways they currently are and probably have even more options to obtain weapons if they are legal. = More criminals with more guns + More 'innocent' people with guns to 'defend' themselves / kill their boss & co-workers etc if they'd have a 'bad day' / '101 other fun things to do with gun'

Signon

Signon

Austin, TX
June 2005

MAR 20, 2007 11:13 AM

If Bloomberg are their worst enemy, man, Virginia must be nice.

JDPatriot

JDPatriot

Fort Lauderdale, FL
January 2004

MAR 20, 2007 11:21 AM

Make all guns legal

It's not your right to deny me my right to lawful defense. I'm a non-violent person, and I don't even have a speeding ticket on my record. I have no history of mental illness and I have no indications that I could develop anything latent.

Why shouldn't I be able to own a gun, if I deem it appropriate to buy one? Hell, I don't want to shoot anyone, i'd feel like shit no matter HOW much they deserved it. That said, i'd rather feel guilty then be dead. I am also have principles, and if you try to put me at a disadvantage so I have to rely more upon the Government to protect me, thereby becoming more of a slave and more dependant on the Keynesian system then I assure you I will circumvent your attempts any way I can.

Oh, and btw, I sure as fuck don't trust the GOVERNMENT with weapons. Talk about irresponsible, they don't even need to worry about getting thrown in prison so long as they have an executive command.

I'm not saying everyone is responsible or smart enough to handle a fully automatic assault weapon. What i'm saying is that those of us who are capable should not be pulled down by the fucking retards who aren't.

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