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  • THURSDAY FEBRUARY 15 2007 3:00 PM

Tennessee Takes Creepy to a Whole New Level



Tennessee State Representative Stacey Campfield has introduced what may be the most fucked up and creepy bill in the history of America. The bill would require death certificates for aborted fetuses. Not surprisingly, he is a Republican and a Christian.

"All these people who say they are pro-life — at least we would see how many lives are being ended out there by abortions," said Campfield.


Okay, freak.

Campfield designed the bill so that abortions could be tracked and create a public record of women who have had abortions. The number of abortions is already reported to the Office of Vital Records, but not the names of women who had them. Hopefully after this bill, Campfield can introduce another one that forces women who have had abortions to get a red neon sign installed over their house that says, “whore.”

Planned Parenthood has stated they are against the bill. Jesus has still not said where he stands on the bill, but his spokesman did say that, “Stacey is a girl’s name.”

 

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VinnyVidiVici

VinnyVidiVici

Orange Park, FL
February 2006

FEB 15, 2007 03:47 PM

brett54 said:
How different the US is to the rest of the world.
For you guys, it is a moral issue.
In the rest of the world, it is a technical issue.



The rest of the world? Here is a list of country which either totally prohibit abortion or only allow it if it saves the womans life:

Afghanistan
Andorra
Angola
Antigua & Barbuda
Bangladesh
Bhutan
Brazil
Brunei Darussalam
Central African Rep.
Chile
Colombia
Congo (Brazzaville)
Côte d'Ivoire
Dem. Rep. of Congo
Dominica
Dominican Republic
Egypt
El Salvador
Gabon
Guatemala
Guinea-Bissau
Haiti
Honduras
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Kenya
Kiribati
Laos
Lebanon
Lesotho
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali-R/I
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mexico
Micronesia
Monaco
Myanmar
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Oman
Palau-U
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Philippines
San Marino
Sao Tome & Principe
Senegal
Soloman Islands
Somalia
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Swaziland
Syria
Tanzania
Togo
Tonga
Tuvalu
Uganda
United Arab
Emirates
Venezuela
West Ban & Gaza Strip
Yemen

http://www.crlp.org/pub_fac_abortion_laws.html

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

FEB 15, 2007 03:47 PM

Christian, Republican, and from the bible belt. That's the fucking trifecta right there. Politicians like him know that they don't really have a chance in banning abortion outright, as too many people support keeping some forms of abortion legal in the US. So they try to pull bullshit like this to try to embarrass and humiliate people who have to make a tough choice and come to a conclusion they don't agree with.

Go fuck yourself, Stacey. It's none of your business.

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

FEB 15, 2007 03:54 PM

FreakPirate said:
Do they normally issue death certificates to things that weren't born in the first place?



Only for Steve Guttenbergs career.

Wait...

Will I have to fill out paperwork everytime I rub one out now? I'm going to need to hire help.

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

FEB 15, 2007 04:07 PM

FreakPirate said:
Do they normally issue death certificates to things that weren't born in the first place?



Apparently, it is possible to issue a death certificate without a birth certificate for a person.

SaucisseDanseuse

SaucisseDanseuse

Italy
March 2005

FEB 15, 2007 04:07 PM

there's an easy way to neutralize this creep: some SG male mambers should ambush him and cover him with a bukkake, then tell him that their sperm is full of life that's about to die, and he should name each one of those poor sperms before they die!

he'd end up like that cop in the preacher comicbook, counting sand....
(pop reference just to make this post more interesting - i am honestly left speechless by this dumb bill proposal...)





mQx

mqx

Seattle, WA
January 2003

FEB 15, 2007 04:09 PM

BumblBee said:
i CANNOT believe i am fron tennessee... i'm embarrassed.



Dude, only now? biggrin

HeyZeus

HeyZeus

Oakland, CA
August 2006

FEB 15, 2007 04:12 PM



Well, now, there's a list of forward-looking, thought-leading countries.

Westley

Westley

Vatican City
April 2004

FEB 15, 2007 04:16 PM

Vinny_Blaze said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

brett54 said:
How different the US is to the rest of the world.
For you guys, it is a moral issue.
In the rest of the world, it is a technical issue.



The rest of the world? Here is a list of country which either totally prohibit abortion or only allow it if it saves the womans life:

Afghanistan
Andorra
Angola
Antigua & Barbuda
Bangladesh
Bhutan
Brazil
Brunei Darussalam
Central African Rep.
Chile
Colombia
Congo (Brazzaville)
Côte d'Ivoire
Dem. Rep. of Congo
Dominica
Dominican Republic
Egypt
El Salvador
Gabon
Guatemala
Guinea-Bissau
Haiti
Honduras
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Kenya
Kiribati
Laos
Lebanon
Lesotho
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali-R/I
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mexico
Micronesia
Monaco
Myanmar
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Oman
Palau-U
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Philippines
San Marino
Sao Tome & Principe
Senegal
Soloman Islands
Somalia
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Swaziland
Syria
Tanzania
Togo
Tonga
Tuvalu
Uganda
United Arab
Emirates
Venezuela
West Ban & Gaza Strip
Yemen

http://www.crlp.org/pub_fac_abortion_laws.html


Just looking at that list of countries is reason enough to work as hard as possible to no longer be on that list.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

FEB 15, 2007 04:18 PM

HeyZeus said:



Well, now, there's a list of forward-looking, thought-leading countries.



and yet somehow you just know that they suffer absolutely no cognitive dissonance at agreeing with the policies of Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran.

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

FEB 15, 2007 04:19 PM

from The good rep's web page


* Born June 8, 1968
* Single
* Christian
* Occupation: Real Estate Redeveloper
* B. S. Management Regents College
* Excelcior College, Associates in Marketing



Unqualified, untalented, completely superfluous human being trying to make something of himself by climbing the greasy pole of politics

gfvella

gfvella

Australia
November 2004

FEB 15, 2007 04:22 PM

Vinny_Blaze said:
The rest of the world? Here is a list of country which either totally prohibit abortion or only allow it if it saves the womans life:



Excuse him, he of course meant the civilised world, not third world shit holes that haven't yet cottoned onto modernity and the necessary separation fo religion and state and ideas of rational enquiry that are the magnificent legacies of the Enlightenment

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

FEB 15, 2007 04:23 PM

d20 said:

HeyZeus said:



Well, now, there's a list of forward-looking, thought-leading countries.



and yet somehow you just know that they suffer absolutely no cognitive dissonance at agreeing with the policies of Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran.



Of course not, who needs rights when you've got Jesus.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 15, 2007 04:25 PM

No they do not issue death certificates for unborn babies who die naturally.

Pilkington

Pilkington

USA
October 2005

FEB 15, 2007 04:27 PM

Are you Fucking Kidding Me?

Umm, that's not gonna pass....Tennessee, I look to you to kick this guy out of office at the next possible moment.

Calypso

Calypso

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 15, 2007 04:28 PM

Fractal said:

sebastian6 said:
They just want everyone to pump babies out and then not deal with the issues of how to take care of unwanted, uncared for and poor children. T.



Well, of course. That's the Christian thing to do. Wasting a man's powerful seed is a sin.



So you're saying I should stop conducting mass sperm sacrifices on my face?

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