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Not in Our Schools

It’s been a while since I’ve been in school, but here’s what I remember of it: school pretty much sucks. Most of the time there’s some teacher all bah-blah-blabity blah about calculus or some shit, and when they do break with the program, it’s for something else just as boring. If I had the chance to watch a critically acclaimed documentary film or practice some semi-trendy deep breathing exercise, I would have been three shades of psyched.

But, judging from two news stories this week, some spoil-sport Christian parent would have ruined it for everybody.

A school board in Washington has put the kibosh on students watching Al Gore’s global warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth because of a complaint from a God fearing parent. Apparently, father of seven Frosty Hardison has little tolerance for deviating from standard school curriculum or a literal interpretation of the Book of Revelations, even though one would think that being named for a beloved cartoon snowman would have made him loosen up years ago.

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher," said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old. "The information that's being presented is a very cockeyed view of what the truth is ... The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD."


After Hardison sent an email complaint to the school board, the board decided that the film could only be shown if a teacher has permission from their principal and superintendent, and if a "credible, legitimate opposing view” is also presented. Which means, in theory, a school could screen the Kirk Cameron-starring Christian end times film series Left Behind to balance out the lack of rapture-informed content in Mr. Gore’s PowerPoint presentation.

Meanwhile a couple of days ago, a Canadian school anti-obesity program was knocked for an alleged anti-Christian bias. The program included yoga, which Christian parents in Quesnel, British Columbia feel is a religion. One parent objected to how a yoga pose required her child to put their hands together in a prayer-like gesture. Another parent was quoted speaking against yoga in language strikingly similar to that of Robert Mitchum’s evil preacher character in The Night of the Hunter.

"There's God and there's the devil, and the devil's not a gentleman. If you give him any kind of an opening, he will take that."


Thankfully, the school is continuing to teach yoga. Those Canadians really are more sensible. Actually, scratch that. Lately even Christians are more sensible. There’s a growing Christian environmental movement and a series of video tapes about Christian Yoga.

Can’t the cool Christians get together with all the stick-in-the-mud Christians for a three day seminar on how to chill-the-fuck-out?

 

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Roaring_Tulips

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL
April 2006

JAN 12, 2007 07:21 AM

mingol said:

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher."



I don't recall Jesus being a schoolteacher, either.



Well, I seem to recall him being a rabbi or something. But, indeed, he was not a schoolteacher.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

JAN 12, 2007 07:29 AM

roaring_tulips said:

mingol said:

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher."



I don't recall Jesus being a schoolteacher, either.



Well, I seem to recall him being a rabbi or something. But, indeed, he was not a schoolteacher.



um carpenter last I heard

Roaring_Tulips

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL
April 2006

JAN 12, 2007 07:34 AM

chainlink said:

roaring_tulips said:

mingol said:

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher."



I don't recall Jesus being a schoolteacher, either.



Well, I seem to recall him being a rabbi or something. But, indeed, he was not a schoolteacher.



um carpenter last I heard



That too. Rabbis had to have actual jobs and families. Which is actually a point that people who believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married often use.

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

JAN 12, 2007 08:05 AM

roaring_tulips said:

chainlink said:

roaring_tulips said:

mingol said:

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher."



I don't recall Jesus being a schoolteacher, either.



Well, I seem to recall him being a rabbi or something. But, indeed, he was not a schoolteacher.



um carpenter last I heard



That too. Rabbis had to have actual jobs and families. Which is actually a point that people who believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married often use.



Jesus was most certainly not a Rabbi. Growing up in a strictly Orthodox Jewish school, we actually learned more about Jesus from information outside of the New Testament than most children in Catholic schools will learn. Jesus was strongly opposed to the Rabbinical community, with most of his vehemence being headed off to the Kohanim (high priest's). While he used the temple's as a platform to spread his word, it was not in the capacity of Rabbi. As a matter of fact, he was ostracized from the Jewish community at a very young age for apparently using the Shaim Hashem (the 50 letter name of G-d that no one knows anymore) to perform his miracles. Obviously it's all a bunch of hearsay, since no one knows anything about Jesus outside of the jumbled stories of the New Testament, but it sheds an interesting light on him.

Sorry for the rambling. Religious stuff always gets me going.

Roaring_Tulips

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL
April 2006

JAN 12, 2007 08:11 AM

DieWhiteGirls said:

roaring_tulips said:

chainlink said:

roaring_tulips said:

mingol said:

"Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher."



I don't recall Jesus being a schoolteacher, either.



Well, I seem to recall him being a rabbi or something. But, indeed, he was not a schoolteacher.



um carpenter last I heard



That too. Rabbis had to have actual jobs and families. Which is actually a point that people who believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married often use.



Jesus was most certainly not a Rabbi. Growing up in a strictly Orthodox Jewish school, we actually learned more about Jesus from information outside of the New Testament than most children in Catholic schools will learn. Jesus was strongly opposed to the Rabbinical community, with most of his vehemence being headed off to the Kohanim (high priest's). While he used the temple's as a platform to spread his word, it was not in the capacity of Rabbi. As a matter of fact, he was ostracized from the Jewish community at a very young age for apparently using the Shaim Hashem (the 50 letter name of G-d that no one knows anymore) to perform his miracles. Obviously it's all a bunch of hearsay, since no one knows anything about Jesus outside of the jumbled stories of the New Testament, but it sheds an interesting light on him.

Sorry for the rambling. Religious stuff always gets me going.



Religious stuff tends to do that to people, so I undertand. smile

What I meant by the Rabbi thing was, to the very sort of Christians that the article describes...he was a Rabbi.

palacemuse

palacemuse

Phoenix, AZ
March 2005

JAN 12, 2007 08:12 AM

xani said:

i was the move just yesterday. i thought it was increadable.



Sorry to be a dick, but that is a fucking awesome typo.

Anomalisa

Anomalisa

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JAN 12, 2007 08:17 AM

Well, if yoga invites in the Devil to school, then those little Halloween pagents schools have each year must invite in the whole damn Devil's army.

Roaring_Tulips

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL
April 2006

JAN 12, 2007 08:21 AM

Anomalisa said:
Well, if yoga invites in the Devil to school, then those little Halloween pagents schools have each year must invite in the whole damn Devil's army.



Don't start. They can't even do that at the schools down here anymore, because of these people.

thestral

thestral

Manassas, VA
August 2005

JAN 12, 2007 08:34 AM

theconservative said:

MschfMayhemSoap said:
That would require reason and a SLIGHTY more open mind. Now bear in mind this is CHRISTIANS we're talking bout.
tongue



that's am idiotic thing to say. i realize it's a feeble attempt at humor, but, please think a little bit before you hit that button.



Based on the Christians in this story... he's quite right.

emperorreagan

emperorreagan

Baltimore, MD
January 2004

JAN 12, 2007 08:40 AM

Ascanius said:
I have to say, I concur with the Christians on the whole Yoga thing, but for a very different reason. Yoga is not just a fitness regime. It is, and I quote dictionary.com "a school of Hindu philosophy advocating and prescribing a course of physical and mental disciplines for attaining liberation from the material world and union of the self with the Supreme Being or ultimate principle."

My problem is not with children being exposed to religions and cultures that are not their own, but the idea of "Christian Yoga" seems to me to do a great disservice to yoga's Hindu origins. Yoga is a path towards Brahma-hood. It is a sacred practice. It is not, or should not be, a substitute for dodgeball. This is my problem with the whole Western yoga movement, though. If you're looking for enlightenment in a Hindu context then yoga away, but if you want a good stretch then I guess 'pilates' is the way to go.



I think that's ridiculous.

To quote definition #2 from dictionary.com "any of the methods or disciplines prescribed, esp. a series of postures and breathing exercises practiced to achieve control of the body and mind, tranquillity, etc." I think this definition is probably closer to the general understanding of yoga in the west.

If the system of postures and exercises promote a desirable physical outcome, then there's no reason other people shouldn't see fit to appropriate them for use - even if they feel like stripping off the Hindu philosophical aspects. Maybe it's not "yoga" anymore, so good luck to you if you want to change the way the particular term is used in English.

Joseph Pilates certainly appropriated what he thought was useful from yoga and combined it with other exercise practices when he was developing his exercise program.

Ascanius

Ascanius

USA
October 2006

JAN 12, 2007 09:39 AM

emperorreagan said:
Joseph Pilates certainly appropriated what he thought was useful from yoga and combined it with other exercise practices when he was developing his exercise program.

and in doing so, and not calling it Yoga, he relieved his practice of its harmful appropriative elements while retaining the positive approrations. I'm not going to go get drunk at the bar and call it taking communion. That would be disrespectful. Sure, drinking is a part of the communion ritual, but there's a lot more to it. I realize I'm not likely to change the way the term is used in English, but can you blame me for trying? I was an Asian Studies major in college, and my focus was on Ancient Chinese history, so my knowledge of Hindu practices is a little light, but what I do know is that what we call 'yoga' is one aspect of one of the four major pillars of Yoga, each of which is a path to ultimate enlightenment. The different practices range from philosophical contemplation, to self deprivation, to chanting the name of God constantly. Forgive me for saying so, but it just seems to me that a bunch of suburban housewives calling their afternoon exercise yoga just kind of trivializes the whole thing. If an individual is practicing yoga as a spiritual thing, even if it's not in a Hindu context, that's one thing. If it's part of an elementary school's weight reduction program, that's another thing entirely.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JAN 12, 2007 10:17 AM

What I love about these people is that the only time they want alternative points of view taught is when there *are* no credible alternative points of view.

theconservative

theconservative

Spring, TX
October 2004

JAN 12, 2007 12:53 PM

MrCrisp said:

theconservative said:

MschfMayhemSoap said:
That would require reason and a SLIGHTY more open mind. Now bear in mind this is CHRISTIANS we're talking bout.
tongue



that's am idiotic thing to say. i realize it's a feeble attempt at humor, but, please think a little bit before you hit that button.


spoken from experience?


what makes this situation worse is that the more radical christians in the country not only continue to permeate our government and force their views on others, but that they also complain about a percieved "persecution" when things don't go their way. what's even worse is that they're offering a hypocritical response: that others need to respect their beliefs, but that they need not respect the beliefs of others. even, the radical christians' beliefs are not exactly "christian" to begin with. they're more interested in everything but the whole "jesus christ and his teachings" thing.

if they want their children to learn an alternative viewpoint than what is being taught in public schools they can do it themselves.



that's the thing...is it the christians or just the radical ones. i would hardly consider myself radical in any way. as a matter of fact crisp, i believe it was you who criticized me for lumping regular muslims in with the so called radical muslims. what's the dif?

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 12, 2007 12:58 PM

theconservative said:
that's the thing...is it the christians or just the radical ones. i would hardly consider myself radical in any way. as a matter of fact crisp, i believe it was you who criticized me for lumping regular muslims in with the so called radical muslims. what's the dif?



ahem

MrCrisp said:
the more radical christians in the country

notice how i'm not talking about all christians, just the more radical ones. how's that "lumping" anything? i'm clearly differentiating between the more radical christians and the regular ones. hell, i'm not even mentioning the regular ones, just the more radical ones. learn to read. hopefully my obnoxious repition will aid your faulty comprehension.

anyways, aside from the snide "spoken from experience" part, the rest was not addressed to you specifically.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

JAN 12, 2007 01:08 PM


the film could only be shown if ... a "credible, legitimate opposing view" is also presented.


If there were a "credible, legitimate, opposing view" I would be all for it being shown with this video. But such an opposing view does not exist.

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