The first 100 hours of the new Democratically controlled Congress is here and it has started with a bang. The House passed anti-terror legislation that the Republicans had avoided since 9/11. The measures were recommended by the September 11th commission and require inspection of all airline cargo and ships bound for the US.
But that is not the exciting news. Our Congress peeps got the ball rolling right away on their pet projects.
H.R. 83, introduced by Reps. Judy Biggert, R-Ill., and Tom Petri, R-Wis., would add certain species of carp to the list of injurious species that are prohibited from being imported or shipped.
This one is obviously really important because there has been a lot of wrongful carp shipping. At least in my neighborhood, anyway.
H.R. 216, by Rep. Jose Serrano, D-N.Y. would waive certain prohibitions with respect to nationals of Cuba coming to the United States to play organized professional baseball.
For a long time now baseball has suffered horribly because of the lack of legal Cuban pitchers. Outfielders, not so much.
Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif. Issas H.R. 27 would designate the exclusive economic zone of the United States as the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone of the United States.
Reagan invented the exclusive economic zone and we mostly call it that anyway. Long overdue.
Rep. Ralph Regula, R-Ohio, introduced a measure to provide for the retention of the name of Mount McKinley. Regula represents President McKinleys hometown and does not want the peaks official name changed to the native Alaskan Denali.
This bill is a fucking powder keg. Besides abortion, the fight over the name of McKinley is the most volatile problem facing our country. Hold on to your asses, this one could lead to civil war.
Reps. Cliff Stearns, R-Fla., and Lynn Westmoreland, R-Ga., would require the display of the Ten Commandments in the Capitol.
Both Jesus and Christopher Lambert personally lobbied for this one.
Rep. Paul Gillmor, R-Ohio, would honor the thousands of Freemasons in every state in the nation
for their many contributions.
Im not going to comment on this one because I dont want to die.
Rep. John Linders, R-Ga., H.R. 25, which would abolish the IRS, repeal the income tax and establish a national sales tax, drew 23 Republicans and even one Democrat, Rep. Dan Boren of Oklahoma.
Taxes are gay.
Rep. John Conyerss, H.R. 40, which would impanel a commission to study the impact of slavery and discrimination and make recommendations for remedies, drew 15 cosponsors.
Slavery was really gay. I think Lincoln was the first to say that.
Rep. Peter Welch, D-Vt. His H.R. 48 would redesignate the White Rocks National Recreation Area in the State of Vermont as the Robert T. Stafford White Rocks National Recreation Area, the better to honor the former senator.
What an ass-kissing bitch. This bill is ridiculous.
Good luck, bills!
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