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  • FRIDAY JANUARY 5 2007 9:00 PM

Ethiopia Saves Your American Ass

On December 24th Ethiopia invaded Somalia in an effort to defeat an Islamic movement that was threatening to overthrow the government of its southern neighbor. When Ethiopia became involved in the conflict, the government of Somalia only controlled the western town of Baidoa. The might of the Ethiopian military was too much for the Muslim rebels. The invasion was swift and soon Ethiopian troops controlled the capital of Mogadishu.

The Union of Islamic Courts had controlled Mogadishu since June and is believed to have links to al Qaeda. Three al Qaeda suspects wanted in the 1998 bombings of US embassies in East Africa are apparently leaders of the UIC. Al Qaeda was said to be using Somalia as a location for training bases. Just yesterday, al Qaeda's No. 2 leader, Ayman al Zawahri, called for a jihad in Somalia.

If al Qaeda is indeed at work in Somalia then the resurrected government has uncovered some disturbing information According to the Ministry of the Interior, government forces recovered several American passports on the bodies of al Qaeda fighters who were killed in combat. The deceased fighters also had passports from Sudan, Pakistan, Yemen, Britain and Australia.

Once again, Ethiopia saves your ass America. And Britain. And Austrailia. And Sudan. And Pakistan. And Yemen.

 

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3rdTimeAddict

3rdTimeAddict

Minneapolis, MN
April 2005

JAN 05, 2007 09:38 PM

Dumbass title for this story.

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

JAN 05, 2007 09:38 PM

Maybe they were for vacations. You know, some skiing on Mount Hood.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

JAN 05, 2007 09:44 PM

Also a Canadian found there as well, our government was looking into the issue, had stated that he was from here. but born elsewhere.

It's certainly a messed up situation.

dholokov

dholokov

Toronto, ON
April 2003

JAN 05, 2007 10:11 PM

But do they know it's Christmas?

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

JAN 05, 2007 10:25 PM

Were any of the passports found from Sally Struthers? I've always had my suspicions about her.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JAN 05, 2007 10:29 PM

Thank you skinny dudes.

Gerry_D

Gerry_D

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

JAN 05, 2007 10:34 PM

3rdTimeAddict said:
Dumbass title for this story.



hahaha

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

JAN 05, 2007 11:29 PM

PaulNikon said:
Thank you skinny dudes.




Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

JAN 06, 2007 12:01 AM

dholokov said:
But do they know it's Christmas?


+1

Jack_Straw

Jack_Straw

Fairbanks, AK
December 2004

JAN 06, 2007 12:47 AM

hooray, another american lap dog puke

Dark_Templar

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA
June 2004

JAN 06, 2007 02:38 AM

Ethiopia didn't save shit?

There is nothing exploit in Somalia, so we dont fuckin care, thats why we didnt intercede whatever confused

That is typical US policy wink

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

JAN 06, 2007 10:52 AM

Dark_Templar said:
Ethiopia didn't save shit?

There is nothing exploit in Somalia, so we dont fuckin care, thats why we didnt intercede whatever confused

That is typical US policy wink



Three words:

Black Hawk Down.

That's why we didn't intercede.

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

JAN 06, 2007 11:30 AM

Come now, the UN would never let us intercede, and of course the Democrat Congress which is too busy pulling all the crap they told us only Republicans pulled would have rather given them money then intercede.

NickFaust

NickFaust

USA
April 2004

JAN 06, 2007 11:34 AM

Reaver said:
Come now, the UN would never let us intercede, and of course the Democrat Congress which is too busy pulling all the crap they told us only Republicans pulled would have rather given them money then intercede.



Oh fuck, where's my shovel? The bullshit is getting kind of deep in here.

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

JAN 06, 2007 11:39 AM

Mog. needed to be killed.
The airport there is the only one closed on the entire planet except for Bagdad.
skull

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