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  • SATURDAY DECEMBER 16 2006 6:00 PM

Worst Candidate Name Ever Joins Presidential Race

Former Wisconsin governor and secretary of the department of health and human services Tommy Thompson will be joining in the fun over the next two years as he began fundraising for his bid to get the Republican nomination for president.

"This is not easy. By June he's got to have raised between, let's say, $35 (million) and $50 million to be considered a viable candidate. And he's not alone," said Jennifer Duffy, editor of the Washington, D.C.-based Cook Political Report, an independent nonpartisan newsletter on electoral politics.

Thompson, 65, became the latest Republican to file paperwork establishing an exploratory committee for president when he registered this week with the Federal Election Commission. That allows him to start raising and spending money on a presidential bid. It also requires him to disclose that information, giving competitors and the public a chance to see how much financial support he has received.

Earlier this month, Thompson signed up Iowa consultant Steve Grubbs to run his campaign there, said Rodman P. Hise, treasurer of the Thompson Presidential Exploratory Committee 2008.


Thompson is best known for having one of the stupidest monikers in politics. Honestly, if CNN can discount Barack Obama because his name sounds like a foreign terrorist, then I can rule out Thompson because his makes him sound like the cross-eyed kid who ate paste in kindergarten.

Names aside for the moment, what does Thompson bring to the table? His political record is fairly impressive; he is the only person to ever be elected to four consecutive terms as governor of Wisconsin, itself an interesting political animal. Wisconsin is one of those rare midwestern states that typically votes Democratic for presidents and senators (including Russ Feingold, a high-profile target for conservatives as one of the more liberal members of the senate), so the fact that Thompson could maintain such popularity there for such a long time means that he's able to please both liberals and conservatives, at least to an extent. Governors have considerably better luck getting elected president than senators or congressional representatives, probably because being president requires knowing how to actually govern and build a consensus, and reputation and efficacy in the senate are often judged by how partisan one can be.

Thompson's terms as governor were marked by his championing of welfare reform, which angered some on the left who accused it of being too harsh a system, and increasing problems like homelessness as people stopping qualifying for state assistance. His other key issue was school choice, which he was supposed to bring to Washington as director of HHS, though that issue fell on the back burner after Iraq and terrorism became the main foci of the Bush administration. Vouchers have definitely not been accepted nationwide as a viable alternative to regular school funding, and their remaning a contentious issue could be a political liability for Thompson.

Thompson's two biggest weakness are likely to be foreign policy and name recognition. With virtually no political experience in dealing with anything but domestic issues, he's going to be facing stiff competition from John McCain, and with McCain and Giuliani's near constant, fawning attention from the media he's already way behind in name recognition. Still, early polling predictions are rarely reflective of the way things actually work out, and if Thompson manages to get the media to consider him to be an actual candidate rather than one on the fringe he could be a serious contender.

 

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Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

New Zealand
May 2005

DEC 17, 2006 12:17 AM

When I hear the name Tom Thompson I think of the famous "8th member" of the group of seven who painted this-
among other great works.

willard7

willard7

Walker, IA
September 2004

DEC 17, 2006 12:47 AM

Take it from a leftist Iowan, Tommy Thompson beats Tommy-Boy Vilsack just because he's NOT Tom Vilsack. Hell, I'd vote Republican to keep Vilsack out of office . . well, again.

quagmirething

quagmirething

I'm lost
June 2005

DEC 17, 2006 02:31 AM

I'll always remember Dick Sweat (New Hampshire Congressman). He really should have gone with Richard.

WhiteOut

WhiteOut

I'm lost
November 2003

DEC 17, 2006 03:22 AM

There was a group of people running somewhere in NJ that was Cox, Ball and Ball. Only the Cox and 1 Ball got in.

propera

propera

I'm lost
April 2006

DEC 17, 2006 03:41 AM

Don't forget Steve Strait who narrowly defeated opponent Becky Gay in the 2002 primarys for Alaska's House of Reps.

geo35

geo35

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

DEC 17, 2006 07:42 AM

Until Newark cab drivers start running for office, you won't hear any REALLY fucked-up names.

filmjedi

filmjedi

Brighton, MA
June 2004

DEC 17, 2006 08:51 AM

dick armey, whats his wifes name, vagina coastguard? hahaha

AbeVigoda

AbeVigoda

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 17, 2006 10:20 AM

Dick Reams has to be the worst name for a politician, ever. Though I do remember the town manager in Minturn, CO was once a guy named Dick Dangler.

Tommy Thompson? Meh (as a name and a candidate)




wolvie26

wolvie26

Louisville, KY
March 2004

DEC 17, 2006 10:26 AM

oyaji said:
By June 2007 he needs $35 - 50M? Jesus. Why?



for primaries. Thats when serious campaigning begins

wolvie26

wolvie26

Louisville, KY
March 2004

DEC 17, 2006 10:27 AM

quagmirething said:
I'll always remember Dick Sweat (New Hampshire Congressman). He really should have gone with Richard.



only slightly better than Dick Army

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

DEC 17, 2006 01:19 PM


AH, Tommy Thompson; our long absent God Emperor as I used to call him. He'd make a good Vice-Presidential candidate which I what I would suspect he is really aiming himself for. That is, of course, unless he's completely lost his political sense (and one thing you could always say about Tommy was that he was an astute politician.) The problems with Tommy ever gaining the nomination for President are numerous; A) he is a big government Republican, the power of the Governorship increased 12-fold while he was in office, and he got a reputation as a huge spender B) He has never bowed to the Religious Right, one of the reasons I think we liked him in Wisonsin; he was, if nothing else, a maverick in his own way C) He and his wife have barely lived together for the past 20-odd years; his, eh, 'affairs of state' were some of the worst kept secrets in Madison. D) He has one of "da tickest Wisconsin accents I've ever seeen; even worse den mein"

Now, he does have some strengths; he was a popular governor, he is certainly an executive, his biggest project was Wellfare Reform and the Wisconsin Works Program (W2) was a good idea, even if it hasn't worked as well as it should have. He's also a populist of the highest order, he knows how to talk to people and can present the image of being 'just one of the guys'; each his yearly Motorcycle trips with other Harley owners across the state became a huge tradition.

He's be good on the VP ticket, but no more than that, I fear. Actually, considering I'm a Democrat, I don't fear it at all wink

st_even

st_even

Milwaukee, WI
September 2006

DEC 17, 2006 01:32 PM

My favorite Tommy Thompson moment was when he came to the Packers Super Bowl victory celebration stone-cold wasted and proudly declared, "Thhh Gren Bay Peckers...rr the gretest team...inth ntire wwrld."

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

DEC 17, 2006 02:16 PM

st_even said:
My favorite Tommy Thompson moment was when he came to the Packers Super Bowl victory celebration stone-cold wasted and proudly declared, "Thhh Gren Bay Peckers...rr the gretest team...inth ntire wwrld."



In his defence; I'd have done the exact same thing biggrin

BruisedPassion

BruisedPassion

Tucson, AZ
September 2006

DEC 17, 2006 06:43 PM

To be known for now on as Tommy Two-Tone

YUSUF

YUSUF

Detroit, MI
November 2006

DEC 17, 2006 07:31 PM

I'm not even from Wisconsin and I met him once... LOL
anyway don't count this guy out...

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