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Lunatic, Socialist, Hippie Senator Wants Universal Health Care

Twelve years ago America said no to a Clinton plan to create a massive bureaucracy and lower the standard of medical care by giving every American health care. The plan was slapped down by a prudent and economically sound Republican congress. But now the ugly monster of universal health care has reared it's ugly head again.

Oregon Birkenstock wearing Senator Ron Wyden is offering a plan to provide health care for everyone, whether they are stockbrokers or employed hobos living under the docks. The only people who would not be covered by his “private coverage” plan are people who get Medicare or are in the military.


"Employer-based coverage is melting away like a Popsicle on the sidewalk in August," Wyden said.


Okay. Now back to reality. Wyden is a member of the Senate Finance health care subcommittee, so he thinks he has the power to introduce bills that will ruin America. He has called the plan the “Healthy Americans Act” and believes it will not cost more money than what the country currently spends.

The plan has drawn support from different sides of the business community. The Service Employees International Union and Safeway, Inc. both believe the health care plan is a smart move. When everyone agrees on something it is communism. We are in deep shit here.

Currently 46 million Americans are happily uninsured. They go about their lives, some working full time jobs, joyfully understanding they are not living under the oppression of socialism.

Wyden’s plan allows workers to transfer their health insurance from job to job. Employers would terminate their existing plans and pay the amount saved directly to workers. Workers would then have to buy health insurance from a pool of private plans. After two years, employers would no longer pay their employees the insurance money and would instead pay it directly into the insurance pool. Then America would collapse.

 

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FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAR 22, 2010 02:49 PM

Bladen said:
My stomach is in knots because this actually happened. Ulgh, this country is its last weak nimble leg.



I hate bills that lower the deficit too.

Total bummer.

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

MAR 22, 2010 03:23 PM

Today was a GREAT day to listen to AM talk radio. It sounded like we all just died in a commie explosion. Only I look around and everyone's still here. Humph.

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

MAR 22, 2010 04:01 PM

but now we're all COMMIES! that's even WORSE than death! eeek

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 22, 2010 04:31 PM

Volkov said:
but now we're all COMMIES! that's even WORSE than death! eeek



We aren't just Commies, we are Baby Killing Commies!

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

MAR 23, 2010 11:21 AM

Mr_Matt_ said:
Today was a GREAT day to listen to AM talk radio. It sounded like we all just died in a commie explosion. Only I look around and everyone's still here. Humph.



On the one hand i want to listen just for the hilarity, but I don't think I can take that much shrieking.

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

MAR 26, 2010 09:55 PM

Otoki said:

Mr_Matt_ said:
Today was a GREAT day to listen to AM talk radio. It sounded like we all just died in a commie explosion. Only I look around and everyone's still here. Humph.



On the one hand i want to listen just for the hilarity, but I don't think I can take that much shrieking.



I listened some and wish I hadn't. It just made me sad and/or angry depending on whether the person ranting was just woefully ignorant or too hateful to exist.

Not that there weren't a few people who made logical arguments in regard to some legitimate concerns that they had, just that those people were very much in the minority.

Pip said:

Volkov said:
but now we're all COMMIES! that's even WORSE than death! eeek



We aren't just Commies, we are Baby Killing Commies!



I'm always amused at how I appear (based on the way conservatives respond to my opinions) to have gone from a moderate to a communist over the last 20 years despite no real change in my political views. surreal

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