The Middle-East-leaning newspaper, The NY Times has published yet another article about the so-called nation of “Iran.” I have been silent for too long; I will be silent no more! Frankly, I am sick and tired of the propaganda and so I’ve decided to go on record and state that I firmly believe that there is no such place. This elaborate hoax has been foisted upon us by the leaders of the Western World, particularly the American and British Governments, in order to scare us into compliance. Before you dismiss my claims, please read further.

The supposed “Islamic Republic of Iran,” has been reported to border Armenia, Azerbaijan and “Turkmenistan” to the north, Pakistan and Afghanistan to the east, and Turkey and Iraq to the west.

First off, the notion that there is even a place called Turkmenistan is ridiculous! Think about it, people. Think long and hard. Have you EVER heard, read, or seen anything about a place called “Turkmenistan?” I sure the heck haven’t. And logic follows, that if “Turkmenistan” borders the so-called “Iran,” than the so-called “Iran” must be that; so-called, that is.

Are you following? No? Well, here are some more FACTS for you…

It has been purported that the current “President” of “Iran,” a “man” that goes by the “name” of “Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,” has been holding a “conference” to “debate” the existence of the Holocaust. In its “reporting” of this “conference,” The NY Times states that the “conference” was “attended” by “Iranian Scholars,” Holocaust deniers, and “leaders” from the White “Supremacist” movement. Let’s “examine” this “claim” more “closely.” For starters, notice how many of the “key” “words” in this “paragraph” have “quotation” “marks” around “them?” “This” is “typically” a “sign” that “someone” has “been” making “stuff” up.

Still not a true believer? Than take a look at the following picture from the Times article:



In the article, the caption of this photo says that man on the left is none other than David Duke, former leader of the Klu Klux Klan. Now look closely.

No. Closer. Put your nose right up to the screen.

Okay, pull back a little bit. You just got a little shmutz on the monitor.

Perfect.

That isn’t David Duke, is it!? That man is, in fact, the actor Mark Hamill (of Luke Skywalker fame), and the photo was actually taken at a 2005 press conference for the Nickelodeon animated program Avatar: The Last Airbender in which Hamill voiced the character of Fire Lord Ozai! Need more proof? If you click the link below you’ll find another photo taken of Hamill from around the same time in 2005, when he attended the Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith premiere:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

B-u-s-t-e-d! The NY Times calls itself the Newspaper of Record. More like, the Newspaper of RECREANT!!!

FYI - I scoured the thesaurus for a term that was similar to RECORD, but would sort of have the opposite meaning. RECREANT was the best I could do. Sorry.

Anyway, since the invention of the word, “Iran,” the leaders of the free world have been holding us hostage with it. You’re probably wondering why these shadowy Western World Governments would go to such lengths to create such an elaborate hoax; a “fairy tale,” for lack of a better two words? The answer is quite simple. As they bombard us with news stories of Jihad and the imminent threat of a nuclear attack, we quiver in fear. We drink their Kool-Aid as they start wars for oil and dominate the region of the Middle East (not including the made up “Iran,” of course). In the days of yore, world leaders would use religion to keep us, their peasants, in line while they distracted us from their agenda du jour. But today, religion is no longer enough! Now, they need things like “Iran,” and “Starbucks Coffee,” and “Internet Porn” to distract us. Well, strike the so-called-nation of “Iran” off that list, because it DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!

Internet Porn, however, is alive and well. Don’t believe me? Click the “Sign Up” link at the top right of this web page, grab a jug of hand lotion, and get ready to rumble.

Jon_Kesselman is the filmmaker responsible for THE HEBREW HAMMER. Everything that happened in that film was true.