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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 23 2006 8:00 AM

As a boss, Nancy Pelosi is a huge fucking bummer. This week the new Speaker of the House announced she plans to start the new Congress on January 4th and and keep that shit going for several weeks.

Usually Congress convenes the first week of January after a brutal holiday recess and swears in new members. Then they take some well-earned time off until the president's State of the Union Address at the end of the month. But Nancy the Impaler has different plans, she want Congress to work. Bullshit.

Pelosi plans on starting the new session off with a back breaking 100-hour agenda. She hopes to put Bush on the defensive by driving the agenda. Boss Nancy will quickly tackle many issues including passing ethics laws and raising the minimum wage.

"It is imperative that we waste no time in addressing the pressing needs facing our nation," the San Francisco Democrat said.

Usually January is a cakewalk for the president. He gets to leak plans that will be unveiled during his State of the Union. But this year the news cycle will be dominated by Democrats who should have several bills waiting for Bush by the time he makes his speech. On behalf of Congress, may I say, Thanks for ruining fun, Nancy.

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Imnutz

Runnemede, NJ

December 2003

NOV 23, 2006 08:03 AM

She actually expects them to work? The gall of that lady.

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ

April 2006

NOV 23, 2006 08:06 AM

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AWWW...... poh wittle Bushie-Wushie..... Now wittle man gotta get up WAY earwy to weasel his way out and he does not wike that one bit, no he does NOT.....

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA

April 2005

NOV 23, 2006 08:14 AM

sweet! about damn time those rich fucks actualy showed up for something

thatoneguy23

Ewa Beach, HI

October 2005

NOV 23, 2006 08:44 AM

I honestly wonder if this will cut into the Presidents much needed (and constant) vacation time. I wonder what his ranch will without him there? I mean, its going to be a lot hard for him since he wont be able to run a "puppet" congress anymore. Good on her... about time someone decided that these people need to work.