Wal-Mart Pimp Slaps John Edwards
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 16 2006 8:00 PM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.
TAGS: Wal-Mart, John Edwards, Playstation 3
John Edwards was on a United Food and Commercial Workers union sponsored phone call last night and he thought it would be a good time to talk some smack about Wal-Mart. The wanna be president apparently talked about how his son gave shit to a fellow student who bought shoes a Wal-Mart. Ha ha, good one. Wal-Mart was not so happy.
First Wal-Mart welcomed Edwards to come on down one of their stores and peruse the shoe section. I guess Wal-Mart makes some kick-ass, sensible shoes. Then Wal-Mart dropped the hammer.
Turns out, the night before Edwards was trying to get his hands on a Sony PlayStation 3. According to Wal-Mart, a staff person for Edwards contacted a North Carolina Wal-Mart attempting to get a hold of a PlayStation 3 for the Edwards family. The PlayStation 3 is about to go on sale and is incredibly inferior to the X-Box 360 because of a game called Halo. But still, people are lining up all over the country in anticipation of the new console.
The PlayStation3 is an extremely popular item this Christmas season, and while the rest of America's working families are waiting patiently in line, Senator Edwards wants to cut to the front. While, we cannot guarantee that Sen. Edwards will be among one of the first to obtain a PlayStation3, we are certain Sen. Edwards will be able to find great gifts for everyone on his Christmas list - many at Wal-Mart's "roll-back prices.”
Ohhhh, this shit is getting ugly. Take those fuckers down Edwards!

















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