Im not sure if this really portends anything at all about the immediate future of America, but the new leader of the now-Democratic Senate, Nevadas Harry Reid, has some thoughts about Britney Spears. The following bomb was dropped two paragraphs into a New York Times profile on the 66-year-old Mormon politician:
"He spent most of the momentous day in his Senate office, waiting. Just after 2 p.m., he finally heard some actual news: Britney Spears was filing for divorce. 'Britney Spears,' Mr. Reid said, shaking his head. 'She loses a little weight, and now shes getting all cocky about things.' He added, 'Britney has gotten her mojo back.
This is truly an exciting time for America. Maybe Nancy Pelosi can weigh in on whether or not Justin Timberlake is truthfully bringing sexy back, as he claims.
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