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Harry Reid, Pop Culture Barometer


I’m not sure if this really portends anything at all about the immediate future of America, but the new leader of the now-Democratic Senate, Nevada’s Harry Reid, has some thoughts about Britney Spears. The following bomb was dropped two paragraphs into a New York Times profile on the 66-year-old Mormon politician:

"He spent most of the momentous day in his Senate office, waiting. Just after 2 p.m., he finally heard some actual news: Britney Spears was filing for divorce. 'Britney Spears,' Mr. Reid said, shaking his head. 'She loses a little weight, and now she’s getting all cocky about things.' He added, 'Britney has gotten her mojo back.”



This is truly an exciting time for America. Maybe Nancy Pelosi can weigh in on whether or not Justin Timberlake is truthfully bringing sexy back, as he claims.



 

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pascalpp

pascalpp

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

NOV 10, 2006 02:51 PM

Perhaps Harry Reid is displaying the same sardonic wit with which you, JohnnyFu, are so well endowed.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 10, 2006 02:52 PM

Her mojo?

MisterGone

MisterGone

Minneapolis, MN
March 2006

NOV 10, 2006 03:13 PM

I, for one, am just glad Timberlake is finally bringing sexy back.

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

NOV 10, 2006 03:23 PM

Justin Timberlake's sexy song fried my XM Satellite radio. I'm not very happy with him right now. I suppose that's what I get for testing that music channel. I should have been listening to the punk rock stuff instead, right? wink

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

NOV 10, 2006 03:29 PM

i wanna hear what brittney has to say about harry!

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 10, 2006 03:32 PM

Huh. This is one of those weird stories that seems like it could go in Music, Culture, or Politics, but doesn't really seem to fit perfectly in any of them.

surreal

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 10, 2006 03:38 PM

MisterGone said:
I, for one, am just glad Timberlake is finally bringing sexy back.



I really wish he'd bring all the missing socks back.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 10, 2006 03:55 PM

DancehallDreamer said:

MisterGone said:
I, for one, am just glad Timberlake is finally bringing sexy back.



I really wish he'd bring all the missing socks back.



I'm sure you wouldn't want them in their present condition.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 10, 2006 04:03 PM

Zarth said:

DancehallDreamer said:

MisterGone said:
I, for one, am just glad Timberlake is finally bringing sexy back.



I really wish he'd bring all the missing socks back.



I'm sure you wouldn't want them in their present condition.



Ew. They probably have the 'sexy' all over them.

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

NOV 10, 2006 06:38 PM

attn_ho said:
i wanna hear what brittney has to say about harry!



She would say : "Who?"

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 10, 2006 06:53 PM

MisterGone said:
I, for one, am just glad Timberlake is finally bringing sexy back.



and how!

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

NOV 10, 2006 07:59 PM

MisterGone said:
I, for one, am just glad Timberlake is finally bringing sexy back.



Seriously. Do you even know how much I missed sexy?

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 10, 2006 08:06 PM

Necia said:

MisterGone said:
I, for one, am just glad Timberlake is finally bringing sexy back.



Seriously. Do you even know how much I missed sexy?



couldn't you have just, you know, looked in a mirror?

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

NOV 10, 2006 08:10 PM

So... anyone with an agenda, axe to grind, or off-kilter and oft-innapropriate sense of sarcasm can be a Politics Editor around here?

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

NOV 10, 2006 10:34 PM

As a Las Vegan I'm wondering why Harry's shilling for The Palms. MGM/Mirage has deeper pockets.

Rumor has it she's going ala Celine Dion/Elton John and will get her own show/theater at the aforementioned off-Strip resort.

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