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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 9 2006 10:30 PM

Bush Fucks His Own Party, Rummy Style

It was not too shocking yesterday when Donald Rumsfeld “resigned” after the Democrats took control of the Senate and the House. He’s going to be spending a lot of time in Congressional hearings, which wouldn’t have left much time to do the job of running the Pentagon. But according to the New York Times, Bush has been planning on getting rid of Rumsfeld since late summer.


President Bush was moving by late summer toward removing Donald H. Rumsfeld as defense secretary, people inside and outside the White House said Thursday. Weeks before Election Day, the essential question still open was when, not if, to make the move.

Mr. Bush ultimately postponed action until after the election in part because of concern that to remove Mr. Rumsfeld earlier could be interpreted by critics as political opportunism or as ratifying their criticism of the White House war plan in the heart of the campaign, those people said.


Wow, what a total asshole Bush was to his own party. During his post election press conference Bush admitted he lied to the media last week when he said he planned on keeping Rumsfeld for the duration of his presidency. Bush went as far as to actually say Rumsfeld was doing a “fantastic job and I strongly support him.”


Those were the days

His foolish backing of Rumsfeld was used by many Democrats to blast their Republican opponents about Bush’s mishandling of the war. He succeeded in hurting Republican candidates across the country. Now we learn that Bush could have tossed Rumsfeld out in August and maybe given a boost to his party, but his combination of stubbornness and total stupidity stopped him from taking action. Nice work, moron.

 

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SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

NOV 09, 2006 10:44 PM

Not to mention stuff like the resignation of Rumsfeld and the resulting media information vacuum on who would be named his successor is the most common tactic the white house has used in the past to get the country to stop looking in a direction they don't like.

I think they just fucked up big-time and failed to launch one of their usual "weapons of mass distraction".

IgnorantProdigy

IgnorantProdigy

Naples, FL
June 2006

NOV 09, 2006 10:50 PM


This seems more like one of those situations where your mom tells you to take out the trash and you tell her you were already planning on it, even though the thought never crossed your mind.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

NOV 09, 2006 10:57 PM

so, who should be hanged first? joking. wink

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

NOV 09, 2006 11:02 PM

nice title reaper. thats a pretty raunchy and subtle pun.

Princelogos

Princelogos

USA
November 2005

NOV 09, 2006 11:06 PM

Goody! Rum-Dumb is out and Bush fucked it up as to the mishandling of it.
Who's next? ( waiting with baited breath). smile

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

NOV 09, 2006 11:13 PM

Bush lies more often than he tells the truth. This does not surprise me.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

NOV 09, 2006 11:17 PM

I totally didn't get the claim that went like this:

"See? Bush stole the media cycle from the democrats by firing Rummy NOW! It's genius! Political genius!"

Seriously, people have actually been arguing that. On the intarwebs.

I just...

I have no words.

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

NOV 09, 2006 11:36 PM

Holden_Caulfield said:
Bush lies more often than he tells the truth. This does not surprise me.



So? This is the kind of lie you expect from a politician. It's a strategic lie. A calculation.

The single dumbest thing Jimmy Carter ever did as President was to say, "I will never lie to you." Not being able to spin a story or get your version of the truth out there effectively keeps you from getting the job done.

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

NOV 10, 2006 12:06 AM

ASSH0LE said:

Holden_Caulfield said:
Bush lies more often than he tells the truth. This does not surprise me.



So? This is the kind of lie you expect from a politician. It's a strategic lie. A calculation.

The single dumbest thing Jimmy Carter ever did as President was to say, "I will never lie to you." Not being able to spin a story or get your version of the truth out there effectively keeps you from getting the job done.


Lies are lies, whether they are strategic or not. Not all politicians have to lie to get the job done.

I believe that the Iranians kept Jimmy Carter from doing his job.

starguitar

starguitar

Canada
August 2004

NOV 10, 2006 12:15 AM

Holden_Caulfield said:
Lies are lies, whether they are strategic or not. Not all politicians have to lie to get the job done.



That's pretty naive. All politicians lie sometimes. Some more than others, but they all do. It's part of the game.

endvic

endvic

Tempe, AZ
December 2004

NOV 10, 2006 12:18 AM

considering how much pandering Bush and the GOP have done to the conservative and ultra-conservative fringe of their party, I find it really unlikely that Bush would have fired Rumsfeld prior to midterm elections, since he didnt see the Foley thing or the Evangeical meltdown thing or really the fallout of the Abramoff thing then.

If anything, the GOP is out because of massive unchecked spending that was giving Bush a carte blanche check on an unpopular war where the opposition was written off by Bush and the inner circle as a minority.

Even Gates knows Iraq is untenable as a democracy, his Iraq Study Report even says so, there is no exit strategy that will leave Iraq a democracy without the US propping it us. Given how Hussein's death will cause fighting and instability for years to come, there's a good argument that he shouldve left the Iraq powderkeg to the UN especially given how now N. Korea is in the nuclear club and Japan will likely follow since ICBMs from North Korea are a stones throw from there and China failed as a mediator, how not shocking.

Not2Bright

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC
July 2006

NOV 10, 2006 01:13 AM

Japan builing a nuclear weapon is highly un-likely



For a few days, some Japanese leaders discussed whether their country should join the growing international nuclear weapons "club," as a matter of self-defense. To their credit, most Japanese have rejected the idea. Japanese defense chief Fumio Kyuma - who happens to be a native of Nagasaki - on Wednesday said his country will not build nuclear weapons. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe emphasized that "there will not be the slightest change" in Japan's policy of shunning nuclear weapons.



Obviously, Japan is anti-nuke. They do have the capability though. It's even against their constitution to build up their military for anything but defense. There was a push to admend it, but it didn't pass. Many Japanese aren't far removed from the victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Even American warplanes in Japan removed the word 'Nuclear' from the Nuclear Consent panel.

Bev_Antain

Bev_Antain

Italy
February 2004

NOV 10, 2006 01:28 AM

I love tha pic...

Not2Bright

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC
July 2006

NOV 10, 2006 01:40 AM

The Nuclear Consent Panel is the small panel circled in the bottom left corner. Sorry for it not being clear, but this is the only picture I can find that shows it.

(I had to flip the picture so it would show up. It's actually on the right side.)

Not2Bright

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC
July 2006

NOV 10, 2006 01:46 AM



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