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Iranian President Wants His People To Fuck More

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Fucking

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is hoping his people will do as much hot screwing as is humanly possible. Why? Well, besides the obvious masturbation fantasies, his country needs more people and birth is preferable to kidnapping.

Iran currently is rolling with 70 million people. Ahmadinejad believes the West will be scared if Iranians start popping out more Iranians. He said he will reduce the working hours of women, so they will have more time to get some sweet, hot cock. Ahmadinejad did not feel it necessary to remind women that they cannot get pregnant via anal.


"It is said that two children is enough. I oppose this. Our country has a lot of capacities. It even has the capacity for 120 million people."


In the 1980s, the government began planning programs that reduced the birthrate to 1.7 children from per couple to 3.2. But hard-liners in Iran believe family planning to be anti-Islamic, the same way Bush and company believe family planning is anti-Christian.

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SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 23, 2006 03:13 PM

Do you mean reduced to 1.7 from 3.2?

brett54

brett54

Australia
November 2004

OCT 23, 2006 03:19 PM

hmmm ..... the Koran ACTUALLY recommends breast feeding for 2 years - a form of birthcontrol.

That said, one of the great problems facing Iran is it's HUGE unemployment (or underemployment), particularly in it's youngsters. There is something like 50% of the population under 25 years of age (it could actually be more).

So more babies will certainly N OT help. The fucking might.

Geisterfaust

Geisterfaust

Tempe, AZ
June 2006

OCT 23, 2006 03:27 PM

Just what the world needs: to be more overpopulated than it already is.

tadkil

tadkil

Duluth, GA
September 2004

OCT 23, 2006 03:36 PM

In the history of our species the wrong people breed.

Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

OCT 23, 2006 03:52 PM

This looks like a headline from the Daily Mirror...

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 23, 2006 03:56 PM

brett54 said:
hmmm ..... the Koran ACTUALLY recommends breast feeding for 2 years - a form of birthcontrol.

That said, one of the great problems facing Iran is it's HUGE unemployment (or underemployment), particularly in it's youngsters. There is something like 50% of the population under 25 years of age (it could actually be more).

So more babies will certainly N OT help. The fucking might.



Maybe it's his solution to the younger generations social security crunch wink

Not2Bright

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC
July 2006

OCT 23, 2006 04:52 PM

I wish my President would make 'fucking' a law. "You must be laid by someone you find attractive atleast 4 times a week, 5 during weeks that include a holiday."

Put that shit on the ballot this November.

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

OCT 23, 2006 04:58 PM

This is whath appens when you have an idiot in power.
Although I have to say the title is definitly classic FTR .

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

OCT 23, 2006 05:12 PM

DavidAwood said:
I wish my President would make 'fucking' a law. "You must be laid by someone you find attractive atleast 4 times a week, 5 during weeks that include a holiday."

Put that shit on the ballot this November.



And next thing you know, we'll have 52 holidays!

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

OCT 23, 2006 05:29 PM

mmmmm.... fucking.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

OCT 23, 2006 05:33 PM

tadkil said:
In the history of our species the wrong people breed.



/agreed

More sex for nerds!!

GypsyPhoenix

GypsyPhoenix

Tucson, AZ
April 2004

OCT 23, 2006 08:00 PM

After reading this article, all i could think about was this.

DeadOfWinter

DeadOfWinter

New Britain, CT
December 2004

OCT 23, 2006 08:07 PM

Wow did the original news article you got this from have statements like
"hoping his people will do as much hot screwing as is humanly possible" or speak of his obvious masturbation fantasies? Did it use words like "sweet, hot cock" or "via anal" in it ?
Or a better question would be: Did your article really have to include the above?

Someguysteve

Someguysteve

USA
September 2005

OCT 23, 2006 08:20 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Do you mean reduced to 1.7 from 3.2?



Its doubleplus good.

I can't really people having more kids, because their president said so. If the birth rate is really at 1.7 per couple then this might get it up to the 2.2 they need to sustain the population.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 23, 2006 08:37 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Do you mean reduced to 1.7 from 3.2?



That never happened,

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