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  • MONDAY OCTOBER 16 2006 11:00 PM

Cindy Sheehan Crams Her Uterus Into Sweet Texas Dirt

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Cindy Sheehan, Crawford, Uterus, Texas

In an attempt to win the creepiest person in the world award, Cindy Sheehan was recorded at a book signing in Palo Alto, California saying that she buried her uterus in Crawford, Texas. Pardon me while I wipe the vomit off my shit. Cindy explained her brave act to some poor bastard, who recorded it and has posted it on Hot Air.


Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”


Thank you, you horrible fucking monster. The reason there is not a uterus graveyard in every city is because we don’t bury them. Hospitals take care of that little problem. You don’t have to handle it yourself.

Hopefully Miss Body Organ Burier will be arrested because it is illegal in Texas to put your uterus in a hole in the ground where any motivated possum or raccoon can dig it up and have a feast. Can someone please stop the hippies?

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MaitreSinge

MaitreSinge

Silver Spring, MD
June 2004

OCT 16, 2006 11:05 PM

Actually, I think the Plan B to put it on eBay is about a million times freakier. And that's still a million times less than anyone who would bid on it.

TamoraPandora

TamoraPandora

Kirkland, WA
October 2006

OCT 16, 2006 11:06 PM

Umm, this is seriously nasty. There was a time when I had a lot of respect for Cindy Sheehan, and I still feel terrible for the grief she must be feeling over the loss of her son.

But the heady blend of grief and fame has a way of rearranging people's judgment, and I think that's what has happened to Cindy Sheehan. She needs to learn to put away her own personal investment in the anti-war effort, abandon her desire for attention and get down in the trenches with the other people who are working tirelessly to end this miserable fiasco.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

OCT 16, 2006 11:06 PM

I don't even know what to say to something like that.

Sell it on eBay? Bury it under a bush? At least she didn't make a necklace out of it.

UpTight

UpTight

I'm lost
December 2003

OCT 16, 2006 11:17 PM

Is this some lefty spin on "I Left My Heart, in San Francisco"?

2greyhills

2greyhills

Charlotte, NC
August 2006

OCT 16, 2006 11:20 PM

"i told u that bitch crazy!"

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 16, 2006 11:35 PM

when i prayed that pussy grew on trees, this wasn't exactly the genesis i expected. shocked

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

OCT 16, 2006 11:38 PM

MrCrisp said:
when i prayed that pussy grew on trees, this wasn't exactly the genesis i expected. shocked



So, this is all your fault, then.

At least you didn't pray for it to fall out of the sky.

abracadabra

abracadabra

Seattle, WA
April 2004

OCT 16, 2006 11:48 PM

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay . I work all night and I sleep all day."

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 16, 2006 11:58 PM

It's not like any cultures bury afterbirth under trees or anything. Stuff like this has never happened before in the history of mankind as any sort of symbolism. What a horrible crazy monster she is. whatever

What kind of crazy bitch feels grief after losing a son for a retarded reason, and then suddenly the ability to have more children?

intendedq

intendedq

United Kingdom
November 2005

OCT 16, 2006 11:59 PM

Chill out. At least she's not feeding it to the guest at her dinner parties, like they do in Hollywood.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

OCT 17, 2006 12:03 AM

I think it is more of how casually she speaks of her uterus that made this so genuinely off to me. Well, I was going to sell it on eBay...

abracadabra

abracadabra

Seattle, WA
April 2004

OCT 17, 2006 12:07 AM

intendedq said:
Chill out. At least she's not feeding it to the guest at her dinner parties, like they do in Hollywood.


We have a winner folks

codyp

codyp

Camarillo, CA
January 2006

OCT 17, 2006 12:09 AM

I guess im the only one who doesnt really find this shocking or that disgusting.

Although, if it was for sale on ebay I would be a bit creeped out..
Even more so if some one bought it.

Ichabod_Crane

Ichabod_Crane

United Kingdom
August 2006

OCT 17, 2006 12:31 AM

Nice avatar razorbooosonata. wink

Ahem, cough cough.

What? : [

Oh, and FearTheReaper, grow the fuck up you little pillock.

Ichabod_Crane

Ichabod_Crane

United Kingdom
August 2006

OCT 17, 2006 12:32 AM

I knew a girl once who put her mum up for sale on E-Bay. Or, at least she talked about it.

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