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More Sweet Page Fucking?

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Dennis Hastert, Mark Foley, John Boehner, Ray LaHood

The Republicans are slowly eating each other alive over the Mark Foley page scandal as amused Democrats sit back and watch the carnage. Recent polls indicate that 61% of Americans believe that Republican leaders have been "protecting Foley for several years.” And Democrats have widened their lead as 47% of Americans say they will vote for a Democrat this November and 34% will vote for a Republican. That is a 13-point advantage, a five-point increase since August. Currently Democrats are leading in 11 of 15 crucial races for the House.

The entire Republican leadership is in trouble. John Boehner, the Republican House Majority Leader, and Tom Reynolds, the Chair of the NRCC, both say they told Dennis Hastert personally about the Foley issue months ago. Hastert says both are lying. Kirk Fordham, Reynolds former Chief of Staff and Foley’s ex-Chief of Staff was forced to resign after ABC claimed he attempted to cover up the scandal. Fordham has since also claimed he told Hastert three years ago. As the pressure mounts, Dennis Hastert is refusing to resign as Speaker of the House. Meanwhile, three more former pages are claiming Foley approached them with sexually suggestive emails.

But most exciting of all, Illinois Republican Ray LaHood alluded to there being more page fucking going on.


"People are very, very concerned. They think there are going to be more disclosures."



I've seen some former pages on the news. I think the question we Americans should be asking ourselves is, "How do you not fuck them?"

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Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

OCT 06, 2006 01:46 AM

House of cards.....

BiXbYGrendel

BixbyGrendel

Saskatoon, SK
August 2005

OCT 06, 2006 02:04 AM

Oooooooooooooo the speaker of the house has Bush's backing. Well whoop dee freakin doo. Goody for him. So he's he fucking? Hell. Who' sBush fucking for that matter. The dude even took and awful long look as his own daughters tits when his watch "snagged her dress by accident" a few ago. The whole lot of them are just are a huge ass heap of dirty ass trouble waiting to blow up the earth. So says I. The Good Reverend has spoken.

AgentofOblivion

AgentofOblivion

Encino, CA
May 2005

OCT 06, 2006 03:12 AM

and people got upset about old billy getting head in the office. meh.

learningcurve

learningcurve

Anchorage, AK
September 2004

OCT 06, 2006 07:08 AM

Good to see the Democrats getting back into the game. Be nicer if they got back into the game by sorting out a message that sells better to the masses, rather than being dependent on gay Republicans trolling for underage ass online and getting caught (which seems a bit gimmicky really to build a reliable power base on) but it's getting to the point where you've got to take what you can get.

artmovesproduct

artmovesproduct

Denver, CO
August 2006

OCT 06, 2006 07:18 AM

While it appeared, over the last few decades, that Democrats were splintered, unorganized and confused, they have actually been laying the groundwork for this elaborate and effective scheme - recruiting hot pages was Democrats' nefarious plan all along.They knew, eventually, if they dangled enough young sausage, the Republicans would hang themselves with it. Then they could spring a trap worthy of Carl Rove's playbook.

NickFaust

NickFaust

USA
April 2004

OCT 06, 2006 07:49 AM

The Repugs will close ranks around Hastert (it's already started) and Rove will have his own October Suprise. This ain't over. The Repugs are okay with very slim majorities in elections, as a matter of fact they depend upon them.

They do not want to represent America. The want their party to be in control. That is all that matters and they will do everything possible to pull it off.

frankiemachine

frankiemachine

USA
December 2002

OCT 06, 2006 08:29 AM

A war fought under clearly false pretenses, where tens of thousands of people have died, doesn't bring down a government. But then this sex scandal, where there may or may not have been any actual sex, is a much bigger threat?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 06, 2006 08:32 AM

I am loving this. If that labels me as a liberal or a Democrat (something I've tried to steer clear of in the past), I don't care. This is too good.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

OCT 06, 2006 08:46 AM

Who the hell funds these guys? NAMBLA?

m0unds

m0unds

Rio Rancho, NM
April 2003

OCT 06, 2006 08:46 AM

artmovesproduct said:
recruiting hot pages was Democrats' nefarious plan all along.



bwahahaha.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

OCT 06, 2006 12:16 PM

Damnit, I have to start listening to NPR again because I have no fucking clue what this article is talking about.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

OCT 06, 2006 12:36 PM

Trevallion said:
Damnit, I have to start listening to NPR again because I have no fucking clue what this article is talking about.



A Republican Congressman having cybersex with 16 year old boys just before going to a vote and inviting them to his place to drink, and then the Conservatives try to make it the Democrats fault.

What should be the final nail in the coffin for the Republicans this term if the Democrats and "liberal" media had any balls.

BarryJive

BarryJive

Washington, DC
December 2004

OCT 06, 2006 02:38 PM

m0unds said:

artmovesproduct said:
recruiting hot pages was Democrats' nefarious plan all along.



bwahahaha.



And how is this any different (other than the creepiness factor) from Congressmen recruiting hot girls (and hot guys, I suppose) to work on the Hill during the summer? They don't call them Staff Ass for nothing.

Oh, and I love the title of this article. Props to FTR on that one.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

OCT 06, 2006 03:02 PM

frankiemachine said:
A war fought under clearly false pretenses, where tens of thousands of people have died, doesn't bring down a government. But then this sex scandal, where there may or may not have been any actual sex, is a much bigger threat?



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