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Go To Brazil For Rape, Murder And Assault On Election Day

In another example of how Brazil is party central, a Brazilian law allows you to get away with the most heinous of crimes, as long as you do it out of eyesight of the police. The law does not allow police to arrest anyone five days before and two days after an election, unless they are actually caught in the act of committing the crime. It was designed to ensure fair elections because local politicians in the past would have their opponents arrested on election day and locked up until the polls closed.

Today Adriano Saddi Lima Oliveira thinks it is the best law in the world. Oliveira is a 23-year-old law student who confessed to hiring hitmen to kill his mother. He had his mother killed because she was tossing away the family inheritance on her boyfriend. Police would very much like to arrest the killer but they can’t because elections are on Sunday. They hope to arrest Oliveira next week.

In the election, President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva looks to have been forced into a second-round runoff with former São Paulo Governor Geraldo Alckmin. The runoff will be on October 20th, so grab your knives and buy a ticket to beautiful Brazil!

 
Comments
supercheeseyboy

supercheeseyboy

Portland, OR
August 2006

OCT 02, 2006 01:35 AM

Allright! PARTY AT THE PARTY!

grave_chilling

grave_chilling

Bath, ON
September 2006

OCT 02, 2006 01:36 AM

So essentially this postponing of justice leads to a safer world. I guess they didn't think about the officials killing their opponents before the election, eh? NM that's NEXT election.

TheArcaneCircle

TheArcaneCircle

Silverdale, WA
October 2002

OCT 02, 2006 04:02 AM

i hope they have guns at the banks. on second thought...never mind.

sabishii_debiru

sabishii_debiru

Jacksonville, NC
July 2006

OCT 02, 2006 04:24 AM

Wow, I may move to Brazil. ANARCHY!

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 02, 2006 04:56 AM

Wait, so they are arrested never? Or they just have to wait until after the election. Which is it? confused

fiendish

fiendish

USA
December 2002

OCT 02, 2006 06:46 AM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Wait, so they are arrested never? Or they just have to wait until after the election. Which is it? confused



ys so they will never be arrested or prosecuted for any criminal acts.

qoute" Brazil holds general elections on Sunday and police say Oliveira will be arrested next week."

left something out of the article

quess it makes the article more sensational?

evilbully

evilbully

Harrisburg, PA
December 2003

OCT 02, 2006 07:22 AM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Wait, so they are arrested never? Or they just have to wait until after the election. Which is it? confused



"unless they are actually caught in the act of committing the crime."

double talk?!