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  • WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2006 8:00 AM

Iraq Was So Successful, Let’s Do It Again!

Everybody’s favorite retarded cowboy foreign policy is returning with a vengeance. After the exhilarating success of the Iraq war, the Bush administration is giving us the same pre-war bullshit the nation accepted in 2001 and 2002. Intelligence experts and counter-terrorism officials say Republicans are exaggerating the state of Iran's nuclear program and support for terrorism.

The International Atomic Energy Agency said a report by House Republicans contained "erroneous, misleading and unsubstantiated information."

What we are seeing is an exact rerun of the lead up to the invasion of Iraq. The head of the Office of Special Plans, Abram Shulsky, who was largely responsible for cherry picking intelligence to make the case against Saddam Hussein, is now heading a new Iranian directorate at the Pentagon. Cheney and Rumsfeld are “receiving questionable information from Iranian exiles.” (Cough, couch, Chalabi) Meanwhile, President Bush is addressing the UN General Assembly calling for sanctions. The President says he is seeking a diplomatic resolution to the conflict but a military option is very much on the table. Where have I heard that before?

Yesterday Retired Air Force Colonel Sam Gardiner told CNN that we are already conducting military operations inside Iran and US naval forces have been alerted for deployment. Military analysts also claimed we were active inside of Iraq well before the invasion.

Hmm, lets see now, your approval ratings are shit, you are looking at losing control of the House and possibly Senate, what can you do? How about a nice October attack on a sovereign nation?

 

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stainedecho

stainedecho

Bloomington, IN
September 2005

SEP 20, 2006 08:10 AM

Ugh, I am so sick of these assholes.

Impeach the lot of them.

emperorreagan

emperorreagan

Baltimore, MD
January 2004

SEP 20, 2006 08:11 AM

Stay the course on making absolutely sure that the US's reputation is forever ruined, keeping the military budget out of control, and provoking future generations to consider terrorist acts against the good ole USA!

jaggy

jaggy

Austin, TX
October 2003

SEP 20, 2006 08:14 AM

Welcome to the American Empire

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

SEP 20, 2006 08:24 AM

i know this goes for war in general, but this is a war we really, really don't want.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 20, 2006 09:17 AM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!

Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

SEP 20, 2006 09:30 AM

MrCrisp said:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!



I can't imagine a better response.

Anyone else excited for when Bush pushes to be allowed a third term? Of course that's completely out there, but I wouldn't put it past the administration.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 20, 2006 09:34 AM

surreal

PopArtWarhol420

PopArtWarhol420

Schaumburg, IL
September 2006

SEP 20, 2006 09:36 AM

I know the day i go and study abroad. Is going to be the day i never want to come back to this country. It's like a retarded game...See who can hate us the most.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

SEP 20, 2006 09:36 AM

Bush's Attack on Iran would probably start the following chain of events.

1. Impeachment
2. the complete destruction of both political parties

Care to fill in the next ones?

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 20, 2006 09:38 AM

Colinism said:
Bush's Attack on Iran would probably start the following chain of events.

1. Impeachment
2. the complete destruction of both political parties

Care to fill in the next ones?



3. war with iran, perhaps?

PopArtWarhol420

PopArtWarhol420

Schaumburg, IL
September 2006

SEP 20, 2006 09:40 AM

Colinism said:
Bush's Attack on Iran would probably start the following chain of events.

1. Impeachment
2. the complete destruction of both political parties

Care to fill in the next ones?



3. Return of the hippy era.

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

SEP 20, 2006 09:55 AM

PopArtWarhol420 said:

Colinism said:
Bush's Attack on Iran would probably start the following chain of events.

1. Impeachment
2. the complete destruction of both political parties

Care to fill in the next ones?



3. Return of the hippy era.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
- George Santayana


Funny how history has a way of repeating itself.

PopArtWarhol420

PopArtWarhol420

Schaumburg, IL
September 2006

SEP 20, 2006 09:58 AM

very true.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

SEP 20, 2006 10:57 AM

jaggy said:
Welcome to the American Empire



...and the beginning of the end.

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 20, 2006 10:57 AM

Not that I want to invade Iran, but do we really want a country run by violent muslim fundamentalists who have said they will not rest until 'the Great Satan' (That's us, a term they coined back in the oh-so violent Carter Administration. That was sarcasm.) is destroyed along with Isreal to have nuclear weapons?

Hell, let's not even discuss that while their president is over here talking peace and understanding, and sucking Mike Wallace's cock! He's rambling about the 22nd of August being the date of Muslim Armageddon and the destruction of the west, and banning western words from Iran. (You can't say pizza in Iran now.)

And we won't even look at his comments after the Lebanon-Isreal Cease-fire, or the fact alot of long range missiles the Isrealis found in the hands of Hezbollah were all Iranian made.

So while the Republicans maybe manipulating the truth, so likely are the UN or as I call them; the Fuckers who have no spine who pretend to defend humanity and stop war. And when that doesn't work as planned? Blame the US. Fuck the UN.

Now go ahead, and do the liberal thing and say I am being stupid. Or maybe say how much money is to be made in Iran. Do they have oil?

Peace is nice if you can get it, but sometimes you can't have it.



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