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  • SATURDAY JULY 15 2006 3:00 PM

Bush’s Stupidity May Cause Head to Implode

Our great leader is currently in Russia attending the G-8 conference. He took some time out of pretending to know what was going on in the meetings to hold a joint news conference with Putin. It did not go well. Here’s what born-again Christian Bush had to say:


"I talked about my desire to promote institutional change in parts of the world, like Iraq where there's a free press and free religion, and I told him that a lot of people in our country would hope that Russia would do the same.”


Nice. Deluded, uninformed and insulting all in one sentence. Here are some examples of the freedom of religion that has occurred in Iraq in the last week:


Shiite militiamen set up checkpoints, inspected ID cards and killed 42 people they identified as being Sunnis. They also broke into homes and killed their inhabitants. Corpses were found in the street with drill holes and pierced by nails and bolts. In turn, the checkpoint killings spurred two more huge Sunni car bomb attacks in the Sadr-dominated neighborhood of Talbiyeh, killing 25 and wounding 41.



In a predominantly Sunni area of Dawra, a district in southern Baghdad, gunmen ambushed a bus carrying Shiite mourners from the holy city of Najaf, where they had buried a relative, government officials and family members said. The gunmen pulled 10 people from the bus and executed them, the Interior Ministry official said.



Two mortar grenades hit a Shiite mosque in Dawra, killing 9 and wounding 11 civilians, the Interior Ministry official said.



In other violence, a family of five - a father, mother, grown daughter and two teenage sons - were found beheaded in a predominantly Sunni sector of Dawra, according to an official at Yarmouk Hospital, the main medical facility in western Baghdad.



The killings this week are similar to the "Black Saturday" massacre in December 1975 that started the Lebanese civil war. On that day, Christian Phalangist militiamen stopped 40 Muslims at a checkpoint in Beirut and cut their throats. In retaliation, Muslim militiamen set up their own checkpoint and slaughtered Christians. Things in Lebanon did not go so well after that.

So what was Putin's response to religious fanatic George Bush's statement? He handled it like a man talking down to a child.


"We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy that they have in Iraq, quite honestly."


Those in the audience who understand Russian then burst into laughter.

 

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Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

JUL 18, 2006 06:15 PM

oyaji said:
It's a sad but necessary fact that idiots with crappy educations get to vote as many times as I do. Thus, the genius of shitty campaign finance laws that allow people like me to buy access to political power. Hah hah.

I never said that because Dan is a security guard ipso facto his opinion is valueless. He does, however, have a mark against him for being a slack-jawed yokel rather than an over-educated snob like me. This is an impediment he could overcome if only he could think properly and articulate his thoughts.



That's more or less how I've come to look at lobbying and campaign contributions, a return to market efficiency with respect to political power. It's unnatural to have different votes count the same. Well...alright, maybe it has nothing to do with proper economics, but it helps me sleep like a baby at night.

FilthPig

FilthPig

Portland, OR
December 2005

JUL 18, 2006 06:21 PM

oyaji said:

DanTheGreater said:

attn_ho said:

DanTheGreater said:
We all understand what this war is about


could you explain it to me? cause ive gotten like 4 explanations from bush already that dont add up to reality.

and we all agree that Bush is the best thing to happen to this country since Reagan.


hahahahahahaha werent you like, 8 when reagan left office?


As far as we are concerned and from what we see and hear in the real world, it is all of you from the leftward land of sillyness that are in the minority.


uh, any facts or polls to back that one up? no again? oh dan. another dud post. all rhetoric and no citation.



1. Saddam was allied with terrorist groups affiliated with Al Qaeda. He had WMD's after the UN told him to disarm or disclose, 500 of which have been recovered so far.

2. Yes I was eight and I was still more then capable of understanding the gist of what was happening. You on the other hand are a grown man who STILL does not understand what happened in those years.

3. Polls are fabricated by news organizations in order to swing true public opinion and make news instead of reporting news. If polls could be trusted then John Kerry should be President, but he isn't so you can take your polls and flush them straight down the crapper.



1. No he wasnt. The 500 shells that were recovered were disavowed by the DoD. They were depleted pre-1991 shells found two or three at a time in dozens of different locations. They were dangerous to no one.

2. You still have the mental acquity of an 8 year old and you have no idea how to understand the world around you now, let alone the world in the past.

3. No they aren't. Does Fox News fabricate polls (most recent fox poll had bush at 36% approval)?



bones_708

bones_708

Houston, TX
December 2004

JUL 18, 2006 11:39 PM

oyaji said:
It's a sad but necessary fact that idiots with crappy educations get to vote as many times as I do. Thus, the genius of shitty campaign finance laws that allow people like me to buy access to political power. Hah hah.

I never said that because Dan is a security guard ipso facto his opinion is valueless. He does, however, have a mark against him for being a slack-jawed yokel rather than an over-educated snob like me. This is an impediment he could overcome if only he could think properly and articulate his thoughts.



You joke (I assume) but you probably do think like that and it's sad.

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