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  • SATURDAY JULY 15 2006 3:00 PM

Bush’s Stupidity May Cause Head to Implode

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Bush, Putin, Stupidity, Iraq, Religion

Our great leader is currently in Russia attending the G-8 conference. He took some time out of pretending to know what was going on in the meetings to hold a joint news conference with Putin. It did not go well. Here’s what born-again Christian Bush had to say:


"I talked about my desire to promote institutional change in parts of the world, like Iraq where there's a free press and free religion, and I told him that a lot of people in our country would hope that Russia would do the same.”


Nice. Deluded, uninformed and insulting all in one sentence. Here are some examples of the freedom of religion that has occurred in Iraq in the last week:


Shiite militiamen set up checkpoints, inspected ID cards and killed 42 people they identified as being Sunnis. They also broke into homes and killed their inhabitants. Corpses were found in the street with drill holes and pierced by nails and bolts. In turn, the checkpoint killings spurred two more huge Sunni car bomb attacks in the Sadr-dominated neighborhood of Talbiyeh, killing 25 and wounding 41.



In a predominantly Sunni area of Dawra, a district in southern Baghdad, gunmen ambushed a bus carrying Shiite mourners from the holy city of Najaf, where they had buried a relative, government officials and family members said. The gunmen pulled 10 people from the bus and executed them, the Interior Ministry official said.



Two mortar grenades hit a Shiite mosque in Dawra, killing 9 and wounding 11 civilians, the Interior Ministry official said.



In other violence, a family of five - a father, mother, grown daughter and two teenage sons - were found beheaded in a predominantly Sunni sector of Dawra, according to an official at Yarmouk Hospital, the main medical facility in western Baghdad.



The killings this week are similar to the "Black Saturday" massacre in December 1975 that started the Lebanese civil war. On that day, Christian Phalangist militiamen stopped 40 Muslims at a checkpoint in Beirut and cut their throats. In retaliation, Muslim militiamen set up their own checkpoint and slaughtered Christians. Things in Lebanon did not go so well after that.

So what was Putin's response to religious fanatic George Bush's statement? He handled it like a man talking down to a child.


"We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy that they have in Iraq, quite honestly."


Those in the audience who understand Russian then burst into laughter.

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DanTheGreater

DanTheGreater

Anacortes, WA
November 2004

JUL 17, 2006 09:58 PM

FreakPirate said:

DanTheGreater said:

Oh oyaji, you have a razor sharp wit indeed! wink You see here is the thing, as far I can tell from reading your posts you are an egotistical, intellectual, far left wing, anti-american snob with delusions of grandeur. Explaining myself to you would be about as constructive as walking down to my local DNC headquarters to recruit for the G.W.B. fan club. puke In other words: a complete and utter waste of my time.

Have a nice day! smile



Summary: I've been caught talking out of my ass and can't back my shit up. So I'm going to make a lame attempt at a personal attack and leave.

Classy Dan. Real fucking classy.



I don't see you wasting your time trying to make me "see the truth," so why should I waste my time on you jokers?

Stiles

Stiles

Philadelphia, PA
November 2002

JUL 17, 2006 10:01 PM

DanTheGreater said:

I don't see you wasting your time trying to make me "see the truth," so why should I waste my time on you jokers?



So you'll stop posting then? Grand.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 17, 2006 10:01 PM

DanTheGreater said:

I don't see you wasting your time trying to make me "see the truth," so why should I waste my time on you jokers?



That's funny... all the threads I've seen you post in are full of people with facts trying to pull your thick head out of the sand. But you just scream and jam your fingers in your ears.

You are the last person in the world who can complaint that people aren't backing their shit up. You're so full of it I'm suprised your head doesn't explode in a torrent of useless conservative noise.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 17, 2006 10:02 PM

DanTheGreater said:

FreakPirate said:

DanTheGreater said:

Oh oyaji, you have a razor sharp wit indeed! wink You see here is the thing, as far I can tell from reading your posts you are an egotistical, intellectual, far left wing, anti-american snob with delusions of grandeur. Explaining myself to you would be about as constructive as walking down to my local DNC headquarters to recruit for the G.W.B. fan club. puke In other words: a complete and utter waste of my time.

Have a nice day! smile



Summary: I've been caught talking out of my ass and can't back my shit up. So I'm going to make a lame attempt at a personal attack and leave.

Classy Dan. Real fucking classy.



I don't see you wasting your time trying to make me "see the truth," so why should I waste my time on you jokers?


If that's how you feel, Dan, then perhaps you should refrain from posting here. If you're going to make claims and then refuse to back them up because we're too ideologically slanted to appreciate your genius, then what are you accomplishing by wasting your time on these boards?

sanez

sanez

Seattle, WA
July 2006

JUL 17, 2006 10:05 PM

And now you know why religion and politics cause war, just a though.....

DanTheGreater

DanTheGreater

Anacortes, WA
November 2004

JUL 17, 2006 10:08 PM

sanez said:
I think he has pretty much passed the point of anyone really caring what comes out of his mouth next.



I care, my wife cares, my family cares, her family cares, my friends care, most of my co-workers care, shall I go on? Oh wait I forgot, oyaji already pointed out that I'm just a "security guard." So what he means is that I'm an uneducated slob who's too stupid to know jack from shit. But in fact what it shows is that my friends, family and co-workers are average americans, the backbone of this: the greatest nation of God's green earth. We all understand what this war is about and we all agree that Bush is the best thing to happen to this country since Reagan. As far as we are concerned and from what we see and hear in the real world, it is all of you from the leftward land of sillyness that are in the minority.

Have fun living in the Twilight Zone!

DanTheGreater

DanTheGreater

Anacortes, WA
November 2004

JUL 17, 2006 10:10 PM

Subrosa said:

DanTheGreater said:

FreakPirate said:

DanTheGreater said:

Oh oyaji, you have a razor sharp wit indeed! wink You see here is the thing, as far I can tell from reading your posts you are an egotistical, intellectual, far left wing, anti-american snob with delusions of grandeur. Explaining myself to you would be about as constructive as walking down to my local DNC headquarters to recruit for the G.W.B. fan club. puke In other words: a complete and utter waste of my time.

Have a nice day! smile



Summary: I've been caught talking out of my ass and can't back my shit up. So I'm going to make a lame attempt at a personal attack and leave.

Classy Dan. Real fucking classy.



I don't see you wasting your time trying to make me "see the truth," so why should I waste my time on you jokers?


If that's how you feel, Dan, then perhaps you should refrain from posting here. If you're going to make claims and then refuse to back them up because we're too ideologically slanted to appreciate your genius, then what are you accomplishing by wasting your time on these boards?



It's fun.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 17, 2006 10:21 PM

DanTheGreater said:

the greatest nation of God's green earth.



You really need to get out more dude.

We all understand what this war is about and we all agree that Bush is the best thing to happen to this country since Reagan.



1) Bush is crippling your country with increasing debts and a war you're not winning. He has single handedly turned around the world's opinion of your country and if it weren't for the efforts of the few sane people left in politics he'd be sending you back to the 1950s.
2) What the fuck did Reagan do that was any good? And don't say anything about the Cold War. That's fucking bunk.


As far as we are concerned and from what we see and hear in the real world, it is all of you from the leftward land of sillyness that are in the minority.



Bush has what... a 35% approval rating? That means the majority of the population disagrees with you and thinks he's got shit for brains.

Have fun living in the Twilight Zone!



Have fun deluding yourself.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 17, 2006 10:21 PM

DanTheGreater said:

It's fun.



Then quit your fucking whining if you're enjoying yourself so much.

Andvari

Andvari

Calgary, AB
April 2005

JUL 17, 2006 10:23 PM

DanTheGreater said:

sanez said:
I think he has pretty much passed the point of anyone really caring what comes out of his mouth next.



I care, my wife cares, my family cares, her family cares, my friends care, most of my co-workers care, shall I go on? Oh wait I forgot, oyaji already pointed out that I'm just a "security guard." So what he means is that I'm an uneducated slob who's too stupid to know jack from shit. But in fact what it shows is that my friends, family and co-workers are average americans, the backbone of this: the greatest nation of God's green earth. We all understand what this war is about and we all agree that Bush is the best thing to happen to this country since Reagan. As far as we are concerned and from what we see and hear in the real world, it is all of you from the leftward land of sillyness that are in the minority.

Have fun living in the Twilight Zone!



Dan, unless new insults have been added, I believe that Oyaji pointed out that someone who has studied the law is more qualified to interpret it that someone who hasn't.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

JUL 17, 2006 10:39 PM


DanTheGreater said:

sanez said:
I think he has pretty much passed the point of anyone really caring what comes out of his mouth next.



I care, my wife cares, my family cares, her family cares, my friends care, most of my co-workers care, shall I go on? Oh wait I forgot, oyaji already pointed out that I'm just a "security guard." So what he means is that I'm an uneducated slob who's too stupid to know jack from shit. But in fact what it shows is that my friends, family and co-workers are average americans, the backbone of this: the greatest nation of God's green earth. We all understand what this war is about and we all agree that Bush is the best thing to happen to this country since Reagan. As far as we are concerned and from what we see and hear in the real world, it is all of you from the leftward land of sillyness that are in the minority.

Have fun living in the Twilight Zone!



'my wife cares'
best troll defense EVER!

are you SURE she doesnt vote democrat, dan? i mean, absolutely sure? have you been in the booth with her? because theres a 6 in 10 chance that shes just ignoring you when you talk politics.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

JUL 17, 2006 10:43 PM

Andvari said:

DanTheGreater said:

sanez said:
I think he has pretty much passed the point of anyone really caring what comes out of his mouth next.



I care, my wife cares, my family cares, her family cares, my friends care, most of my co-workers care, shall I go on? Oh wait I forgot, oyaji already pointed out that I'm just a "security guard." So what he means is that I'm an uneducated slob who's too stupid to know jack from shit. But in fact what it shows is that my friends, family and co-workers are average americans, the backbone of this: the greatest nation of God's green earth. We all understand what this war is about and we all agree that Bush is the best thing to happen to this country since Reagan. As far as we are concerned and from what we see and hear in the real world, it is all of you from the leftward land of sillyness that are in the minority.

Have fun living in the Twilight Zone!



Dan, unless new insults have been added, I believe that Oyaji pointed out that someone who has studied the law is more qualified to interpret it that someone who hasn't.



Apprently living in the United States is all it takes to be an expert on the United States. Living in the United States and understanding the laws of the United States leads to the WRONG ANSWERS to pretty much any question. You would understand this if you lived in the United States, but you're a filthy Canadian Commie.

DanTheGreater

DanTheGreater

Anacortes, WA
November 2004

JUL 17, 2006 10:45 PM

Andvari said:

DanTheGreater said:

sanez said:
I think he has pretty much passed the point of anyone really caring what comes out of his mouth next.



I care, my wife cares, my family cares, her family cares, my friends care, most of my co-workers care, shall I go on? Oh wait I forgot, oyaji already pointed out that I'm just a "security guard." So what he means is that I'm an uneducated slob who's too stupid to know jack from shit. But in fact what it shows is that my friends, family and co-workers are average americans, the backbone of this: the greatest nation of God's green earth. We all understand what this war is about and we all agree that Bush is the best thing to happen to this country since Reagan. As far as we are concerned and from what we see and hear in the real world, it is all of you from the leftward land of sillyness that are in the minority.

Have fun living in the Twilight Zone!



Dan, unless new insults have been added, I believe that Oyaji pointed out that someone who has studied the law is more qualified to interpret it that someone who hasn't.



You must have missed the part where oyaji claimed that he controls everything in my life, not God. Maybe you should ask him about that.

DanTheGreater

DanTheGreater

Anacortes, WA
November 2004

JUL 17, 2006 10:47 PM

oyaji said:

DanTheGreater said:

oyaji said:

Yes, I forgot, you are "too busy" to back your nonsensical buckwaas up with thought and facts. I suppose we should be convinced by that conversation you had with your FBI friend once while you watched a show on the History channel. In the end, all you have are are lame-brained insults, you obnoxious loathesome trolling fuckwit.

If you are going to insult someone, at least do it proper-like.



Oh oyaji, you have a razor sharp wit indeed! wink You see here is the thing, as far I can tell from reading your posts you are an egotistical, intellectual, far left wing, anti-american snob with delusions of grandeur. Explaining myself to you would be about as constructive as walking down to my local DNC headquarters to recruit for the G.W.B. fan club. puke In other words: a complete and utter waste of my time.

Have a nice day! smile



Is this the part where I'm supposed to care that a random fuckbag who can't express himself coherently or make a single clear point backed up with fact and evidence thinks thus and such about me?



Yes, it is.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

JUL 17, 2006 10:47 PM

oyaji said:

FreakPirate said:

DanTheGreater said:

Oh oyaji, you have a razor sharp wit indeed! wink You see here is the thing, as far I can tell from reading your posts you are an egotistical, intellectual, far left wing, anti-american snob with delusions of grandeur. Explaining myself to you would be about as constructive as walking down to my local DNC headquarters to recruit for the G.W.B. fan club. puke In other words: a complete and utter waste of my time.

Have a nice day! smile



Summary: I've been caught talking out of my ass and can't back my shit up. So I'm going to make a lame attempt at a personal attack and leave.

Classy Dan. Real fucking classy.



The best part is where "intellectual" is an insult of some sort, in Dan's ass backwards world.



Look it's simple, the more things you know, the more confusing the issue becomes. Clearly knowing things has confused you into wrongness. Hit your head with a board 50 times a day, try to forget most of your precious "facts" and you too can be a moral genus.

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