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  • SATURDAY JULY 15 2006 12:00 PM

Heroine to be Punished For Telling The Truth

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Terry Schiavo, Florida, Carla Sauer-Iyer, CNN

In a shining example how truly Godless America has become, the state of Florida wants to take away the license of a nurse who cared for Terri Schiavo. The Florida Department of Health is claiming Carla Sauer-Iyer improperly disclosed confidential patient information, which violates Florida law. The department conveniently dismisses the fact that her act did not violate God’s law.

Wingless angel Terry Schiavo was murdered on March 31, 2005 when her food was taken away by faithless beasts doing the bidding of Satan. Terry had been in a coma since she collapsed in 1990. Sauer cared for Schiavo in 1998 when she was a patient at the Palm Garden of Largo. During that time Sauer saw Terry communicate clearly, eat from a baby bottle and chuckle at funny stories.

Three days before Terry was killed, Sauer went on CNN to tell American what she had observed. In what must have been a very scary moment, with so many people wanting Terry’s death and not wanting to hear the truth, Sauer used God’s strength to explain that she had seen Terry laugh, say “Mommy” and “Help me.” Schiavo also enjoyed milkshakes and pudding.

After watching the program in liberal gay promoting Massachusetts, a registered nurse called the Florida Health Department and complained. Now, over a year later, the state has offered to settle the complaint if Sauer gives up her nursing license, pays a fine of $1,683 and agrees not to apply for a license in the future. Sauer has refused and is now waiting for a date to be set for an administrative hearing. Good thing Mother Teresa didn’t practice in Florida.

We will never know if Terry could have improved because her husband and the state took her life prematurely. And now we throw another victim on the pile. Shame, American, shame.

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Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUL 15, 2006 12:04 PM

OMFG R US SRSLY? UR A ASSHOLE

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

JUL 15, 2006 12:04 PM

Figured I'd just get that out of the way right off the bat.

FunkySkunk

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL
July 2004

JUL 15, 2006 12:05 PM

Wow, that is the most sarcastic, sort of misleading article I've read on here. By the way, I didn't care then and I don't care now. If no one gave a fuck about Shiavo when she was alive and having a good normal life, why should people care how she dies? If I were to go into a coma right now, I really hope nobody except my family and close friends ever even talk about it. And if I ever, ever see my drooling, camatose face on tv with people talking about my like and dislike for pudding, I swear I will come back from any coma or death and wreak havoc. Thank you, that is all.

girl_afraid

girl_afraid

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

JUL 15, 2006 12:09 PM

seriously. is this a joke?

Andvari

Andvari

Calgary, AB
April 2005

JUL 15, 2006 12:24 PM

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

JUL 15, 2006 12:28 PM

Ha ha, 24-karat life.

Maybe she'll get a part in the upcoming Terri Schiavo movie.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

JUL 15, 2006 12:34 PM

girl_afraid said:
seriously. is this a joke?



YES

if

if

Providence, RI
April 2005

JUL 15, 2006 12:41 PM

I think it's pretty funny that she's claiming to have a 1st ammendment right to violate TS's HIPPA privacy rights. I'm almost pulling for her because if she wins I'll be free to make millions with my tell-all book describing my work with abused kids. Fuck their chances for a normal life, the public has a right to know!

filmjedi

filmjedi

Brighton, MA
June 2004

JUL 15, 2006 12:42 PM

if terri schiavo was any hotter, i'd have to buy another air conditioner.

man, she's cute.

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

JUL 15, 2006 12:43 PM

WARNING: The previously article is a sarcastic, Colbert-style commentary. The opinions that appear to be expressed are the exact opposite of the intended message. Please keep your hands inside the vehicle. Thank you.

P.S. Please fill free on the actual CONTENT of the article

DemonTribeHollow

DemonTribeHollow

San Diego, CA
July 2002

JUL 15, 2006 12:43 PM

OK, since when is doing the bidding of Great Satan a bad thing? Did I miss a meeting?

Incidentally, Schiavo's final words were "2011. We have until 2011."

Hey, five years ain't bad. Be thankful. Live evil.



hoogle

hoogle

Poughkeepsie, NY
April 2005

JUL 15, 2006 12:44 PM

i honestly can't figure this out...usually your "satire" makes me chuckle. i get it, unlike some people around here. but i just can't figure this one out. wtf.

Jericho

Jericho

Toronto, ON
January 2004

JUL 15, 2006 01:00 PM

I think maybe the Colbert report works because it is visual. This I struggled with. I really didn't know if this was serious or not. Am I supposed to assume that if I read a 'right-wing' article at SG that it is being sarcastic?

Am I missing something?

I think written sarcasm works only if it is very obvious.

Example: Yeah, and I have a 12" dick.

See what I mean?

captevil

captevil

Vancouver, BC
April 2005

JUL 15, 2006 01:03 PM

She's ceased to be! She's shuffled of this mortal coil and gone to join the choir invisible!

If you hadn't nailed her to the bed she'd be pushing up the daisies!

skull

Andvari

Andvari

Calgary, AB
April 2005

JUL 15, 2006 01:07 PM

Any faith I had in humanity after the Schiavo affair, has left in the cloud of people unable to recognize the satiric nature of FearTheReaper's writing. Althought I guess it says something about the current state of right wing politics in the US that

Wingless angel Terry Schiavo was murdered on March 31, 2005 when her food was taken away by faithless beasts doing the bidding of Satan.

can be taken seriously. frown

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