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  • WEDNESDAY JUNE 28 2006 9:00 AM

Idiots Love Al Bore’s Movie

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: global, warming, Al, Gore

America’s unpatriotic scientists are giving An Inconvenient Truth,
Al Bore's documentary on global warming, five stars for accuracy. Bore’s film is full of overblown distortions about a flooded New York City, an inundated Florida, more and nastier hurricanes, worsening droughts, retreating glaciers and disappearing ice sheets. Nineteen borderline communist scientists who had seen the movie said it mostly got the science right. The key word being, “mostly.”

The AP contacted more than 100 supposed scientists and most had not seen the movie or read the book. Those who have seen it are now biased and cannot be taken for their word, but they did say Al Bore conveyed the science correctly. William Schlesinger, who is a dean at some place called Duke University had this to say.


"Excellent," he said. "He got all the important material and got it right."


He would no doubt plunge a knife into the throat of our dear president if he could.

Bore, who believes he invented the Internet, said he wasn't surprised "because I took a lot of care to try to make sure the science was right." Just like he took a lot of care inventing the Internet. Also, he invented the Internet. Some of the scientists took note of Bore’s blatant lying as Bore confused his ice sheets when he said the effect of the Clean Air Act is noticeable in the Antarctic ice core; it is the Greenland ice core. Duh.

Bore also lied through his ass about the connection between hurricanes and global warming. Bore cited five recent scientific studies to support his view.

"I thought the use of imagery from Hurricane Katrina was inappropriate and unnecessary in this regard, as there are plenty of disturbing impacts associated with global warming for which there is much greater scientific consensus," said Brian Soden, a University of Miami professor of meteorology and oceanography.


Got that, Bore? You are WRONG!

More than 1 million leftist lemmings have seen the movie since it opened in May but President Bush has not, nor have the heads of the Environmental Protection Agency and NASA. The president's science adviser said the movie is on his to-see list, right after Coal Miner’s Daughter.

As far as the movie's entertainment value, Scripps Institution professor Jeff Severinghaus of the summed gave a glowing review:


"My wife fell asleep. Of course, I was..."


Fell asleep, just like watching Al Bore live. Great date movie, Al.

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Moirae

moirae

Sacramento, CA
February 2005

JUN 28, 2006 09:07 AM

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

JUN 28, 2006 09:18 AM

er, is there a point to you posting this?

davonshire

davonshire

Ottawa, ON
May 2005

JUN 28, 2006 09:27 AM

it is interesting that the experts that Gore has lined up are somehow not as valid as the prof from thue University of Miami...

heresy2007

heresy2007

New Paltz, NY
July 2004

JUN 28, 2006 09:32 AM

Your an interesting guy Reaper...

Perihelion

Perihelion

Chicago, IL
August 2003

JUN 28, 2006 09:35 AM

Suck my cock.

sweetvicious

sweetvicious

Brooklyn, NY
December 2003

JUN 28, 2006 09:36 AM

If I didn't ardently support the 1st amendment, I'd wonder why SG had this posted. It is full of misinformation, ideologically driven, and scientifically irresponsible. Though Gore may be boring (a claim I've never understood), the threats of global warming are not. The author's use of all caps indicates that he is frightened and angry that someone questioned his world view, rather than bored.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 28, 2006 09:36 AM

How can people here miss such obvious sarcasm? Seriously. . .

treasurerats

treasurerats

Cambridge, MA
December 2004

JUN 28, 2006 09:36 AM

I must say it's at least refreshing to see a news post that isn't written from a kneejerk liberal perspective on SG. Now get rid of the ad hominem attacks and maybe you'll stir up some interesting debate.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JUN 28, 2006 09:41 AM

Chirst, you guys really are dopes.

Maybe next time FTR should put "I'm BEING SARCASTIC" in between every sentence, just so some of you get it. Pretty depressing to see a bunch of people either so humorless that they need a joke to hit them on the head, or so desensitized to conservative news that they don't recognize a clear spoof when it's right in front of them

Oregano

Oregano

Boston, MA
January 2006

JUN 28, 2006 09:43 AM

PointBlank said:
How can people here miss such obvious sarcasm? Seriously. . .



I was wondering that myself. This is pretty tough to miss, even for the internet.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUN 28, 2006 09:47 AM

PointBlank said:
Chirst, you guys really are dopes.

Maybe next time FTR should put "I'm BEING SARCASTIC" in between every sentence, just so some of you get it. Pretty depressing to see a bunch of people either so humorless that they need a joke to hit them on the head, or so desensitized to conservative news that they don't recognize a clear spoof when it's right in front of them



No shit. Did you people never learn the definition of satire?

quagmirething

quagmirething

I'm lost
June 2005

JUN 28, 2006 09:51 AM

Just like he took a lot of care inventing the internet. Also, he invented the internet.


Ha ha, fab stuff smile This was my favorite bit.

Perihelion

Perihelion

Chicago, IL
August 2003

JUN 28, 2006 09:53 AM

It could easily be read as not sarcastic; there's little context here. Apart from that, it's sophomoric and plain unfunny. "Al Bore"..."invented the internet"...c'mon already. The Onion could have used this. For bathroom tissue, that is.

preacher255

preacher255

Winter Park, FL
May 2005

JUN 28, 2006 09:56 AM

Finally! A real perspective on that fucking movie. Global warming is a myth as big as evolution. We all know that hurricanes and flooding is just God's way of trying to kill gays and immigrants.

FTR, with this piece it's more like FTW, am I right?

if

if

Providence, RI
April 2005

JUN 28, 2006 09:56 AM

Shalome said:

PointBlank said:
Chirst, you guys really are dopes.

Maybe next time FTR should put "I'm BEING SARCASTIC" in between every sentence, just so some of you get it. Pretty depressing to see a bunch of people either so humorless that they need a joke to hit them on the head, or so desensitized to conservative news that they don't recognize a clear spoof when it's right in front of them



No shit. Did you people never learn the definition of satire?



The best part is that his articles are horribly misinterpreted at least once a week.

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