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  • TUESDAY JUNE 13 2006 11:00 AM

It Isn't Suicide -- It's Viral Marketing!

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When it comes to our little Boy Scout camp down at Guantanamo Bay, it is undeniable that the United States hold all the high cards—we're the guards, the rulemakers, the providers of lemon chicken and two types of fruit. We hold men without charges or the prospect of trials, and without rights that would be covered under the Geneva Convention. So when a few Guantanamo inmates decide to off themselves, as was the case this past weekend, what is our reaction?

Were the suicides an act of desperation? Nope. A sign that the situation at Guantanamo needs to be reviewed, and soon? Nope. A calculated act in which we—the wardens and chicken chefs—are the victims? Yeah, that will work just fine.

From Rear Admiral Harry Harris, commander of Guantanamo:

"They have no regard to life, neither ours nor their own. And I believe this was not an act of desperation, rather an act of asymmetric warfare waged against us."


Asymmetric warfare? That's pretty impressive coming from people who have been locked in cells for over three years. Let's get another opinion from an official at the oh-so-sensible State Department:

The official, Colleen P. Graffy, deputy assistant secretary of state for public diplomacy, made the comments in an interview on the British Broadcasting Corporation program "Newshour" on Sunday, a day after two Saudis and a Yemeni hanged themselves in their cells.

"Taking their own lives was not necessary, but it certainly is a good P.R. move," Ms. Graffy said. "It does sound like this is part of a strategy — in that they don't value their own lives, and they certainly don't value ours; and they use suicide bombings as a tactic."



The money part of that last quote is that Graffy's job responsibilities include—wait for it—"improving the United States' image abroad, especially in Islamic countries, according to her biography on the State Department Web site."

Heckuva job. Really.

Considering the inability of some people in the government to look at these suicides for the acts of desperation they are, it wouldn't be surprising to see it spun as something completely different tomorrow: a college prank, maybe? Too much Grand Theft Auto? Or a terrorist viral marketing campaign to rival Snakes on a Plane? You never know, though it would be awfully amusing to hear Samuel L. Jackson yelling out "Suicides in motherfucking Guantanamo!"

 

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malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JUN 13, 2006 09:45 PM

Well, sorry, but I just don't consider terrorists a major and worrisome threat. They're not anywhere near the top ten, twenty, or hundred things most likely to kill me or anyone else currently residing in a western democracy. They are a threat, certainly, but we are responding all out of proportion to their actual magnitude as a threat. This is what they want.

Recognizing that does not mean I am "surrendering".

And by the way, no, we were not at war until after Pearl Harbor was attacked. Congress did declare war thereafter. And from then until the end of the war in 1945, we were indeed at war in every sense. It is an important distinction, whether you think so or not. If you think it is archaic, you are perfectly welcome to contact those members of Congress who represent your particular region and urge them to do something about it.

On a completely different note....have scientists discovered how to clone threads?
See here.
surreal

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JUN 13, 2006 10:30 PM

And by the way, I'm not attempting to diminish the deaths of those lost on 9/11. Or in any other terrorist incidents before or since. I cannot imagine what the people who loved them are going through. And I would absolutely like to a) catch those responsible and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law (or just blow them up, whichever works.), and b) take reasonable precautions to prevent such things from happening again.

But I don't think sacrificing fundamental principles is the way to go about that process.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 14, 2006 09:10 AM

Patrick_Lasswell said:
Explain to me again, driving terrorists to desparation suicides in their cells is bad because...

You would prefer them to drive aircraft into our buildings as suicidal acts of desparation instead?

Or perhaps you want us all to chap our lips kissing Islamist ass like you are?

Three people offing themselves at the same time after failing to maintain a hunger strike is a calculated act. That the Guantanamo detainees ran out of other ways to hurt my nation and my culture does not bother me at all.



I just lost my appetite. I thought the mere mention of Lemon Chicken would have done it, but you sir take the maggot-infested fruit cake.

aegies

aegies

Oakland, CA
June 2004

JUN 14, 2006 11:21 AM

you know, mr. lasswell, it's funny you brought up pearl harbor as a comparison to septemtber 11th, considering it's pretty widely acknowedged at this point that roosevelt knew that there would be an attack and delayed informing anyone of it. it was the only way that he could get congress into wwII.

regarding guantanamo, until ANY of those men receive a trial, and are CONVICTED IN A COURT OF LAW of the crimes with which they are ostensibly accused, they are to be treated in accordance with the geneva conventions, and presumed innocent. that's the law, remember? that's what this country is founded on. as the entity claiming moral superiority here, the responsibility is our to adhere to the moral high ground in our dealings and foreign policy. that's the way civilization works, and it is completely justified for a citizenry to expect a higher standard of action and behavior/policy from their government. when the only defense you can make about something is that someone else did it first, or worse, then you don't have a defense. you're trying to distract from a meaningful argument on the topic, because it's largely indefensible in most cases.

i understand the motivation to distract. it's an effective tool to keep from having to really explain the unexplainable. the only more common tactic among neocons would be to distract and to pepper that distraction with distortions of fact, like your bullshit throwaway comment about abu ghraib. just because no higher ranking officials were prosecuted (by their friends and cronies, i might add) for the abu ghraib abuses doesn't mean they weren't responsible. there is a great deal of documented evidence that there was an institutionalization of abuse and psychological and physical torture by higher ranking officials than the good colonel, including reasonably powerful figures influential in bush's defense policy. hell, bush had gonzales working on legal justification of just this sort of situation.

how many times will you have to be proven to be full of shit before you go back into hiding again, exactly? because i'm sure a few of us have at least a few days in june before things get really crazy, which should be more than enough time to show people who are new or people who forgot that your threads are poorly thought out bush administration propoganda.

demonesskage

demonesskage

Oakland, CA
July 2004

JUN 14, 2006 11:42 AM

aegies said:
you know, mr. lasswell, it's funny you brought up pearl harbor as a comparison to septemtber 11th, considering it's pretty widely acknowedged at this point that roosevelt knew that there would be an attack and delayed informing anyone of it. it was the only way that he could get congress into wwII.

regarding guantanamo, until ANY of those men receive a trial, and are CONVICTED IN A COURT OF LAW of the crimes with which they are ostensibly accused, they are to be treated in accordance with the geneva conventions, and presumed innocent. that's the law, remember? that's what this country is founded on. as the entity claiming moral superiority here, the responsibility is our to adhere to the moral high ground in our dealings and foreign policy. that's the way civilization works, and it is completely justified for a citizenry to expect a higher standard of action and behavior/policy from their government. when the only defense you can make about something is that someone else did it first, or worse, then you don't have a defense. you're trying to distract from a meaningful argument on the topic, because it's largely indefensible in most cases.

i understand the motivation to distract. it's an effective tool to keep from having to really explain the unexplainable. the only more common tactic among neocons would be to distract and to pepper that distraction with distortions of fact, like your bullshit throwaway comment about abu ghraib. just because no higher ranking officials were prosecuted (by their friends and cronies, i might add) for the abu ghraib abuses doesn't mean they weren't responsible. there is a great deal of documented evidence that there was an institutionalization of abuse and psychological and physical torture by higher ranking officials than the good colonel, including reasonably powerful figures influential in bush's defense policy. hell, bush had gonzales working on legal justification of just this sort of situation.

how many times will you have to be proven to be full of shit before you go back into hiding again, exactly? because i'm sure a few of us have at least a few days in june before things get really crazy, which should be more than enough time to show people who are new or people who forgot that your threads are poorly thought out bush administration propoganda.



Thank goodness for the voice of fucking REASON.

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

JUN 14, 2006 01:39 PM

politicalsuicide said:

Patrick_Lasswell said:
Explain to me again, driving terrorists to desparation suicides in their cells is bad because...



Wow. ABC News:

Even after being cleared of any wrongdoing, five innocent men were kept captive at the detention center at Guantanamo. Today, these men who started out in China and ended up in Cuba are now free and in the Eastern European country of Albania, the only country that would take them.




Well in some of the cases the reason they can't be release is because they can't find countries willing to take them. Even their own countries won't take them.

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

JUN 14, 2006 01:44 PM

aegies said:
you know, mr. lasswell, it's funny you brought up pearl harbor as a comparison to septemtber 11th, considering it's pretty widely acknowedged at this point that roosevelt knew that there would be an attack and delayed informing anyone of it. it was the only way that he could get congress into wwII.



Not to get off topic but that is not widely acknowledged. It is only somewhat speculated and is impossible to prove.

aegies

aegies

Oakland, CA
June 2004

JUN 14, 2006 02:24 PM

hadees said:

aegies said:
you know, mr. lasswell, it's funny you brought up pearl harbor as a comparison to septemtber 11th, considering it's pretty widely acknowedged at this point that roosevelt knew that there would be an attack and delayed informing anyone of it. it was the only way that he could get congress into wwII.



Not to get off topic but that is not widely acknowledged. It is only somewhat speculated and is impossible to prove.



it is highly speculated, and radio and message traffic that weekend prior to the attack suggests that there was, in fact, some kind of warning of attack. now, whether or not you're inclined to believe that military intelligence and communication blew it completely (which acheived what roosevelt wanted but could not convince an isolationist congress to do), or you're inclined to believe that intelligence was very up on things during a time of pronounced international tension and war and that the failure to receive or acknowledge existing intelligence was a calculated move on the part of roosevelt to get congress's ass moving, is up to you. regardless, comparing september 11th to pearl harbor is both a fallacious, emotionally mud-raking tactic and not helpful to patty boy's original jingoist arguments in its ellicitation of governmental conspiracy theory.

aegies

aegies

Oakland, CA
June 2004

JUN 14, 2006 02:24 PM

blasted new site and its double fucking posting!

doozer

doozer

I'm lost
October 2005

JUN 14, 2006 10:26 PM

I don't doubt that it was a calculated act. Only they know the details, but being held captive without formal charges is absurd and it wouldn't surprise me if this was done to bring further attention to their unlawful detention. Charge the detainees or let them go. Letting them go is certainly a PR move that the U.S. is certainly not willing to engage in so it will be interesting to see how this transpires. They sure can't wait for "the war on terror" to end because that is an unwinable action.

TheG

TheG

Somerville, MA
February 2004

JUN 18, 2006 10:12 PM

Patrick_Lasswell said:
Explain to me again, driving terrorists to desparation suicides in their cells is bad because...

You would prefer them to drive aircraft into our buildings as suicidal acts of desparation instead?

Or perhaps you want us all to chap our lips kissing Islamist ass like you are?

Three people offing themselves at the same time after failing to maintain a hunger strike is a calculated act. That the Guantanamo detainees ran out of other ways to hurt my nation and my culture does not bother me at all.



I'm actually ashamed to be a citizen of the same country as people like you, let alone to have you supposedly fighting for my "freedoms". I wish you nothing but ill will, you monster.

vampiresoldier

vampiresoldier

Oakland, CA
March 2004

JUN 18, 2006 10:25 PM

And why does the US have a deetntion center in a country that is in no way, shape or form in political terms with us?

Those people in Guantanamo haven't been charged of any crimes, i guess we forgot all about "Innocent until proven guilty" and changed it to "We'll keep you for as long as we want or find some lame ass excuse to charge you with"

Phoebus

Phoebus

Italy
OLD SKOOL

JUN 18, 2006 10:51 PM

Patrick,

I don't like Terrorists. At one time or another, they've shot assault rifles, machine guns, mortars, and even rockets at me. It's not a "hate" sort of dislike, mind you.

Having said that, your post made me think of nothing but Nietzche and his quaint little quote regarding monsters.

In short: I think you need to get a hold of yourself, pal.

Phoebus

Phoebus

Italy
OLD SKOOL

JUN 18, 2006 10:53 PM

GabrielMireles said:
I'm actually ashamed to be a citizen of the same country as people like you, let alone to have you supposedly fighting for my "freedoms". I wish you nothing but ill will, you monster.


The problem with that kind of mindset is that you'll never be proud to call any place home.

GramNegative

GramNegative

I'm lost
October 2004

JUN 19, 2006 08:22 AM

Phoebus said:

The problem with that kind of mindset is that you'll never be proud to call any place home.



In what way do you see national pride as desirable? Can't people support freedom, justice and apple pie without having them wrapped in an american flag?

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