Now it is the CDCs turn to get shit house crazy. The CDC is asking all women to treat themselves as "pre-pregnant," whether or not they are currently trying to have a baby. All women, right after their first period and on through to menopause, should be taking folic acid supplements, not smoke, keep their weight under control as well as taking care of chronic conditions like asthma and diabetes.
Wow, really nice of the government to treat women like incubators. And really fucking creepy. This advice should be given simply so women can take care of themselves, not for the purpose of churning out a cart load of future Christians. This is classic Christian bullshit seeping into our government.
Pre-pregnant? Sorry, Im too busy preparing for pre-dead. Im also sort of pre-cancer and I'm a little pre-sleepy. Pre-pregnant is one of the craziest terms our insane government has ever come up with.
Why is the government doing this? Because half of pregnancies are unplanned and damage can be done to the fetus between conception and when the pregnancy is confirmed. Well, thank you government. Heres an idea that never made it into this genius report: Contraception. Yeah, you can put these rubber things on a mans penis, or a woman can take a pill, or put a sponge in her. So many ways to go, other than being pre-pregnant. It says a lot about this report that any form of contraception has been left out. Last time I checked contraception helped ward off pre-pregnancies.
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