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Bill O'Reilly: Mention Olbermann's Name, I'll Put Your Ass In Jail

Bill "Vibrator Up The Ass" O'Reilly seems to be getting more and more batshit crazy as time goes on. This time, several callers to his show who just mentioned the name of host of the MSNBC show "Countdown", Keith Olbermann, have reported that they got calls from Fox Security warning them against "harassing" O'Reilly. Here's a transcript of the call, courtesy of John Amato at the Huffington Post.



O'REILLY: Orlando, Florida, Mike, go.

CALLER: Hey Bill, I appreciate you taking my call.

O'REILLY: Sure.

CALLER: I like to listen to you during the day, I think Keith Olbermann's show --

O'REILLY: There ya go, Mike is -- he's a gone guy. You know, we have his -- we have your phone numbers, by the way. So, if you're listening, Mike, we have your phone number, and we're going to turn it over to Fox security, and you'll be getting a little visit.

HILL: Maybe Mike is from the mothership.

O'REILLY: No, Maybe Mike is going to get into big trouble, because we're not going to play around. When you call us, ladies and gentleman, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or anything like that, Fox security then will contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable. Fair?

HILL: That's fair.

O'REILLY: So, just -- all you guys who do this kind of a thing, you know, I know some shock jocks. Whatever. You will be held accountable. Believe it.

Soon after a few callers received phone messages from the head of security at FOX-threatening them:

"I got the call on the phone I used to call him from the head of Fox News security. He said that harassing phone calls were coming from my phone. I asked him how many? He did not know. I asked him what was said that was harassing? He said that he did not know but that it did not have to be what was said, but how many calls were being made. He tried to make like I made 20 phone calls instead of one, and that I cursed O'Reilly out. All I said was that I was grateful to O'Reilly for turning me on to Olbermann.
Then he hung up."



This guy is completely losing his shit before our eyes. Hopefully, the reign of terror of this absolute fraud and douchebag is coming to an end. He's the very definition of a bully who cries like a bitch when someone dares to hit back.

 

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troglodyte

troglodyte

Victoria, BC
May 2003

MAR 07, 2006 02:08 PM

OMG THEY HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!11111

max_traffic

max_traffic

Granada Hills, CA
December 2004

MAR 07, 2006 02:09 PM

I can't wait to throw rotten fruit at Bill O'Reilly as he waits on the social guillotine.

The jail time would be worth it. biggrin

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

MAR 07, 2006 02:13 PM

I really hope no one cuts and pastes the name "Keith Olbermann" 100 times into an email to Mr. O'Reilly. I know that I am certainly not going to his site to do that very thing.

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

MAR 07, 2006 02:14 PM

what the shit?

troglodyte

troglodyte

Victoria, BC
May 2003

MAR 07, 2006 02:23 PM

Dead_Ringer said:
I really hope no one cuts and pastes the name "Keith Olbermann" 100 times into an email to Mr. O'Reilly. I know that I am certainly not going to his site to do that very thing.


But...then they'd have your email address too!!!!!!!

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

MAR 07, 2006 02:27 PM

troglodyte said:

Dead_Ringer said:
I really hope no one cuts and pastes the name "Keith Olbermann" 100 times into an email to Mr. O'Reilly. I know that I am certainly not going to his site to do that very thing.


But...then they'd have your email address too!!!!!!!


Your computer is broadcasting an IP address. Click here to get a patch that can protect you.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 07, 2006 02:31 PM

If the head of Fox Security called me, I'd ask him what he was wearing, and if he could send me some naughty pix.

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

MAR 07, 2006 02:33 PM

troglodyte said:

Dead_Ringer said:
I really hope no one cuts and pastes the name "Keith Olbermann" 100 times into an email to Mr. O'Reilly. I know that I am certainly not going to his site to do that very thing.


But...then they'd have your email address too!!!!!!!


That's the idea. I anxiously await threatening emails from FOX News security.

troglodyte

troglodyte

Victoria, BC
May 2003

MAR 07, 2006 02:36 PM

Dead_Ringer said:

troglodyte said:

Dead_Ringer said:
I really hope no one cuts and pastes the name "Keith Olbermann" 100 times into an email to Mr. O'Reilly. I know that I am certainly not going to his site to do that very thing.


But...then they'd have your email address too!!!!!!!


That's the idea. I anxiously await threatening emails from FOX News security.


If you're really lucky, Bill will call you late at night and offer to do things to you with a fallafal.

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

MAR 07, 2006 02:37 PM

troglodyte said:

Dead_Ringer said:

troglodyte said:

Dead_Ringer said:
I really hope no one cuts and pastes the name "Keith Olbermann" 100 times into an email to Mr. O'Reilly. I know that I am certainly not going to his site to do that very thing.


But...then they'd have your email address too!!!!!!!


That's the idea. I anxiously await threatening emails from FOX News security.


If you're really lucky, Bill will call you late at night and offer to do things to you with a fallafal.


puke

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
But only 'cause it's Bill.

eightzeroone

eightzeroone

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

MAR 07, 2006 03:01 PM

Did anybody hear Keith Olbermann talking about O'Reilly on NPR's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me"?

He tore him up so bad I was almost crying laughing. Great stuff.

EvanX

EvanX

Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003

MAR 07, 2006 03:08 PM

What a crazy weirdo...oh wait, we knew that.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

MAR 07, 2006 03:08 PM

id really like to hear someone taunt him with 'oooooh were sooooo scaaaaared!'
cause you know, bill 'knows some shock-jocks'

jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

MAR 07, 2006 03:09 PM

I'm sure that Mr. O'Reilly would appreciate if you'd call him at 1-877-966-7746, between noon and 2 PM EST, and tell him what a fine show he has.

Serious calls only, please.

TwitchyMcBonkers

TwitchyMcBonkers

Boston, MA
July 2003

MAR 07, 2006 03:19 PM

I love Bill O RLY? more than I love Jack Thompson.

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