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THURSDAY JULY 28 2005 8:12 AM

Submitted by Curiosity. Edited By _Elichrusos.

Ali Kerimli, who heads up the Popular Front of Azerbaijan, is trying to prove he's not a homosexual.

His opponents have launched a smear campaign against him claiming that he's gay � homosexuality is unacceptable and highly discriminated against in the very Islamic country.
In response, Kerimli has asked his countrymen to lend him their wives.

"If anyone has doubts about my manliness, let them send me their wives and they will become convinced of my prowess for themselves."

The smear campaign has included a staged assembly of gay pride activists meeting him at an airport, as well as allegations that he was raped in prison while awaiting trial.

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Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JUL 28, 2005 08:22 AM

Can you imagine an American politician saying something like that?

"I'm gay? Oh yeah? ILL FUCK YOUR WIVES! What do you think of that?!"

Calypso

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 28, 2005 08:25 AM

I wouldn't mind it terribly if John Edwards said that...

*"Dream Weaver" plays in the background*

C'mon, you know he's fine...

NicWhite

Australia

July 2005

JUL 28, 2005 08:27 AM

Best. Comeback. Ever.

MourningGlory

Vancouver, WA

July 2005

JUL 28, 2005 08:31 AM

Bill Braskey once made the same offer.

History has come to refer to that time as the Baby Boom.

LyloniJade

Madison, WI

May 2004

JUL 28, 2005 08:33 AM

I would like the follow up when he gets in trouble for fucking another man's wife. If his opponents were smart they would send their wives over there.

headline :that bastard fucked my wife!!!

Andvari

Calgary, AB

April 2005

JUL 28, 2005 08:33 AM

Curiosity said:
...as well as allegations that he was raped in prison while awaiting trial.

They're implying that this is his fault?

Sick

Minneapolis, MN

June 2003

JUL 28, 2005 08:36 AM

LyloniJade said:
I would like the follow up when he gets in trouble for fucking another man's wife. If his opponents were smart they would send their wives over there.

headline :that bastard fucked my wife!!!

Right. Then not only is he accused of being gay, but he is provably an adulterer, which I imagine is also unacceptable in the Islamic nation.

Sick

Minneapolis, MN

June 2003

JUL 28, 2005 08:39 AM

Andvari said:

Curiosity said:
...as well as allegations that he was raped in prison while awaiting trial.

They're implying that this is his fault?

Sure, didn't you know that if you're raped by a homosexual, then you too become gay? It's sort of like becoming a werewolf.

[/irony]

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

JUL 28, 2005 08:40 AM

I never!

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

JUL 28, 2005 08:41 AM

Sick said:

Andvari said:

Curiosity said:
...as well as allegations that he was raped in prison while awaiting trial.

They're implying that this is his fault?

Sure, didn't you know that if you're raped by a homosexual, then you too become gay? It's sort of like becoming a werewolf.

[/irony]

Yeah, he's right. Like if I got run over by a Shriner's little car, I will turn into a Shriner, complete with fez, at the next VFW function. It's science.

Helter

Chester, PA

OLD SKOOL

JUL 28, 2005 08:43 AM

Andvari said:

Curiosity said:
...as well as allegations that he was raped in prison while awaiting trial.

They're implying that this is his fault?

brought to you by the same people who convict rape victims of adultery...

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

JUL 28, 2005 08:46 AM

This seems like the type of argument that might arise during a high school election... Don't vote for him...He's GAY!!!

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD

June 2004

JUL 28, 2005 09:09 AM

Octane said:
Bill Braskey once made the same offer.

History has come to refer to that time as the Baby Boom.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!