A crack team at Rolling Stone and MTV, which I can only assume consisted of several monkies to whom electric shocks were applied, has farted out yet another execrable 'list': "The 100 Greatest Pop Songs Since 1963", and boy, is it a stinker. In fact, this may be the worst list I've ever seen. This list drops trou and shits all over the face of anyone who ever loved pop music.
The top ten:
01 The Beatles - Yesterday
02 Rolling Stones - Satisfaction
03 Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
04 Madonna - Like A Virgin
05 Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
06 The Beatles-I Want To Hold Your Hand
07 Aretha Franklin - Respect
08 U2 - With or Without You
09 The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
10 Backstreet boys - I Want It That Way
If you haven't had your blood-pressure spike for today, the rest of the list is here, with downloads for every song.
I don't even know where to start. For one thing, any list of the greatest pop songs since 1963 that doesn't have at least five Beach Boys songs in the top 25 is worthless, and this list has only ONE, "Good Vibrations", at a postively insulting #70 -- after fucking Garbage -- literally! I could make a convincing case for "Good Vibrations" at #1, and I think even Paul McCartney, Brian Wilson's biggest fan, would rate it higher than "Yesterday".
I may not know much about music, but I do know that the top ten of a list of the greatest pop songs shouldn't have just two black artists on it. Where's the fifty fucking Motown songs that ought to be here? Stax/volt? Not one song from Phil Spector?? Backstreet Boys in the top ten? "Hotel California"? "When Doves Cry" at only #27, one rank above "MMMbop"?
Someone get me a drink.
(Hat-tip: brooklynvegan)
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