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- MONDAY JUNE 18 2007 12:00 PM
Peter Bjorn and John Cannot Be Stopped
Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_
Edited by erin_broadley
Tags: Peter, Bjorn, John, butterflies, ice cream, Song of the Summer, irrational hatred

It's perfectly natural to hate certain bandsyou could even say that our aesthetic oeuvre can be defined by what makes our blood boil as much as it is by what makes us smile. Still, starting a blog as a rally cry to destroy them is taking things a little too far. If you find that you must, however, at least try to make it as hilarious (unintentionally or otherwise) as Stop Peter Bjorn and John.
If you haven't heard of Peter Bjorn and John (also known by their tasty acronym, PB&J), they are the delightfully poppy trio of Swedes responsible for the single "Young Folks," an über-catchy little whistley duet with a vague 1960s throwback feel, the kind of song that can only be described as the Song of the Summer. Hating them is akin to hating butterflies or ice cream. But some people are just too cool for ice cream.
As much as we would all like to just ignore the whole "buzz band" phenomenon -- to chalk it up (correctly) to the meaningless machinations of a press in need of a story -- the fact is that those decisions matter. They matter in terms of what bands get played, what bands get signed, what bands get associated with indie rock as a genre. Whether we like it or not, the sound of the "buzz band" gets attributed to us, in terms of what we supposedly like. We, the indie-rock fans, suffer when the buzz band is bad.
Which brings us to the question: Do we want Peter Bjorn and John to be hailed as the standard bearers for a whole genre of music? And the answer is: NO WAY. As I acknowledged in the previous post, "Young Folks" was catchy and harmless, but this band is not a significant band. Peter Bjorn and John must be stopped.
Oh dear.
I found this blog last night through delightful serendipity, and am saddened at the briefness of its tale, as it is almost poetic as it is in its arc of hope and ultimate failure. Mostly because somehow I can't stop laughing and I wish there was more to it. Apparently the guy behind the blog tried to plan some huge event outside a record shop where PB&J were set to play at SXSW. An anti-pop convocation, if you will.
Show up by 2:45, and make sure you have something that indicates you're anti Peter Bjorn and John, so we can all find each other. What I plan to do is write "PBJ" on a piece of duct tape and put it over my mouth. (The idea is that trying to make PBJ into a breakout band is essentially silencing those of us who hate the band.)
Also, you might also wear a shirt or a button for a band that you think is actually good, so that anyone who sees the protest will get ideas about better bands that they might pay attention to instead.
Apparently Idolator was on the scene to capture the rally, but sadly, there was none to be had. The anonymous blog guy had, under the weight of a PB&J-induced "total mental and emotional breakdown," skipped out of dodge. The blog stops there, replete in either disgrace or a perverse job well done.
The organizer's "issues" aside, we're really disappointed, if only because it's fall-throughs like this that raise the levels of apathy that our supposed hero was crusading so hard against. Also, dude, you're at SXSW, where the free food flows like water during the day, and you don't eat for 48 hours? Something smells very fishy here, and we're kicking ourselves for having believed that this would go off in the first place.
So, was the blog truly the work of a disturbed young folk with too much time on his or her hands, or was it insidious reverse-psychology marketing? The world may never know. All I know for sure is that the jaunty trio have just recently announced a worldwide tour to kick off next week, and the fact that they cannot be stopped is now quite clear indeed. Not that I mind. It's summer and the weather is beautiful, and sonic sugar is all I want to hear.
06-23 Vienna, Austria - Donau Festival
06-29-30 Stockholm, Sweden - University of Stockholm (Accelerator Festival)
07-01 Istanbul, Turkey - Radar Live
07-05 Kristiansand, Norway - Quart Festival
07-06 Roskilde, Denmark - Roskilde Festival
07-07 Évreux, France - Le Festival Dans Tous Ses Etats
07-21 Valencia, Spain - Benicàssim
07-22 Gurten, Switzerland - Gurtenfestival
07-27 Berlin, Germany - Berlinfestival
07-29 Niigata, Japan - Fuji Rock Festival
07-31 Los Angeles, CA - Henry Fonda Theater
08-01 San Diego, CA - House of Blues
08-02 Salt Lake City, UT - Gallivan Center
08-03 Chicago, IL - TBA (Lollapalooza aftershow)
08-04 Baltimore, MD - Pimlico Race Course (Virgin Festival)
08-05 Chicago, IL - Union Park (Lollapalooza)
08-16 Saint-Malo, France - La Route du Rock Festival
08-19 Cologne, Germany - C/O Pop Festival
08-24 Leeds, England - Leeds Festival
08-25 Brighton, England - Concorde 2
08-26 Reading, England - Reading Festival
08-26 London, England - Get Loaded in the Park Festival
09-06 New York, NY - Roseland
09-07 Boston, MA - The Roxy
09-08 Montreal, Quebec - Osheaga Festival
09-09 Toronto, Ontario - Virgin Festival
09-11 Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
09-12 Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
09-14 Austin, TX - Austin City Limits
09-18 San Francisco, CA - The Warfield
09-19 Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom
09-20 Seattle, WA - Showbox
09-21 Vancouver, British Columbia - Commodore Ballroom
09-24 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue





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