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  • THURSDAY APRIL 26 2007 5:00 PM

"Trapped in the Closet" Returns July 2007



The long wait is finally over -- even if you have nothing but chortles and disdain for the Trapped in the Closet series by R. Kelly, even if you can't help but laugh out loud when you hear him say things like "you don't realize it's rhyming because you're so into the story" (paraphrased) -- the conclusion of Kelly's tacky, hip-hopera has arrived.

According to MTV News, the final chapters of Trapped in the Closet are set to come out on DVD in July of this year.

This is certainly good news for improv and comedy troupes across the world, many of which have already found success by mocking the original 12 chapters of Trapped in the Closet, such as Weird Al with his song parody "Trapped at the Drive-Thru."

Just last evening I saw a theater group acting out the first twelve chapters -- the props alone were worth it. It was truly Shakespearean in that all of the actors were men -- except for Rosie, the nosy neighbor.

Oh, R. Kelly. You really do know how to entertain. Check out a scene from Chapter 11 on the first Closet DVD in which we discover who really fathered Bridget's baby. That's right, you guessed it...a midget.

 

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Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

APR 26, 2007 05:20 PM

Will this travesty upon humanity never end?

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 26, 2007 05:27 PM

i really wish i could get the last 4 minutes and 13 seconds of my life back.

gordond

gordond

Seattle, WA
January 2007

APR 26, 2007 05:27 PM

Vanessa said:
Will this travesty upon humanity never end?



Think of it not so much as a travesty as fodder for a good laugh. smile

gordond

gordond

Seattle, WA
January 2007

APR 26, 2007 05:29 PM

SuicidePuppies said:
i really wish i could get the last 4 minutes and 13 seconds of my life back.



You should see what the people from Best Week Ever do to it. Oh, yeah.

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

APR 26, 2007 05:47 PM

i love r. kelly.
he's completely insane.

WADO

WADO

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

APR 26, 2007 06:14 PM

he's a complete, and utter, evil genius. dear god let there be commentary, oh let there be commentary

TRILL

TRILL

Toronto, ON
October 2006

APR 26, 2007 06:14 PM

I enjoyed that smile

Johnny_Flapjacks

Johnny_Flapjacks

Williamsport, PA
September 2006

APR 26, 2007 06:18 PM

well at least we know hes not peeing on children

Drago

Drago

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

APR 26, 2007 06:34 PM

R. Kelly is my favorite R&B singer ever. Even before Trapped in the Closet.

kthxbi

kthxbi

Gulf Breeze, FL
November 2006

APR 26, 2007 06:43 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eeek eeek eeek

every radio DJ is crying right now.

penaltyboxvet

penaltyboxvet

USA
August 2006

APR 26, 2007 06:45 PM

Trapped in the Closet? Sounds like testimony from his trial. confused

This_Is_Not

This_Is_Not

Las Cruces, NM
April 2007

APR 26, 2007 06:59 PM

I really wish he would just stay trapped in the closet.

Two_D

Two_D

I'm lost
April 2005

APR 26, 2007 07:04 PM

i feel dumber now for having watched that whole thing

undershaker

undershaker

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

APR 26, 2007 07:13 PM

WADO said:
he's a complete, and utter, evil genius. dear god let there be commentary, oh let there be commentary



Thank you.

& the same to yourfashionwar, to whom I cannot reply directly, it appears (because of the "staff" designation, which dwarves my "member" status?).

makebelieve

makebelieve

Winston Salem, NC
February 2007

APR 26, 2007 07:52 PM

I love "Trapped in the Drive Thru". I need to watch the Best Week Ever version.

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