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Wentz Blames The Working Class For Fall Out Boy Album Leak



With most people over eighteen years old already hating on Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy, Pete may as well add some fuel to the fire himself. According to a story on Punknews.org, Wentz recently spoke to the press about the band's forthcoming album, Infinity On High, leaking to the internet.

While throwing around such dramatic words as "devastating", Pete took a moment to hypothesize that the common working class slob is to blame for such a tragic occurrence.

Our job is to put out records and tour and make music. What are we gonna do? Sit at the plant and watch everybody? Some guy working minimum wage, why would he care how it affects us? It's a multi-pronged thing."

This could be the worst leak in the history in music, f you think that every year computers, iPod, internet music grows exponentially and we're probably one of the biggest bands in rock music on the internet.

There are many ways to take "worst leak in the history of music". I'll let you guys decide how we should interpret that. I also like the idea that there is a mysterious minimum-wage slave armed with a laptop ready to pull a CD off the press and get it on the internet as soon as possible. That will show those rich folk! The absurdity of Pete's bravado didn't escape Rolling Stone, who explained The Five Stages of Post-Album Leak Grief:

1. DENIAL: Pete pretends he doesn’t care how the leak will effect chart position: “It’s gotten to the point where I’m like, who really cares about the first week (sales)? If people like the music then they like the music. That’s the best thing about it. There’s been a positive response.”

2. ANGER: Pete lashes out at the working man: “Our job is to put out records and tour and make music. What are we gonna do? Sit at the plant [he believes the leak began at the label’s manufacturing plant] and watch everybody? Some guy working minimum wage, why would he care how it affects us? It’s a multi-pronged thing.”

3. BARGAINING: Pete begs us to help him weave a silver lining: “If youve downloaded a song- cause we know alot of you hxc fob have. please tkae a moment and pick a friend and give them their first chance to listen to fall out boy. someone who would never expect to like it. convince them. you are fall out boy for that 3 minutes and 52 seconds. keep being our ambassadors. we will keep telling dudes in suits to chill out.”

4. DEPRESSION: Pete wallows: “Our new record has leaked. While this isn’t the end of the world it certainly feels pretty terrible. As an artist we have a vision for how we want our record to be presented and this isn’t it.”

4 1/2. SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT: Wentz is an artist and sometimes he invents things, including new stages of grief. He boasts: “This could potentially be one of the biggest leaks there is. If you think that every year computers, iPod, internet music grows exponentially and we’re probably one of the biggest bands in rock music on the internet.”

5. ACCEPTANCE: This is the last, elusive stage. Will he ever get here?

When you sell one zillion records and even Rolling Stone treats you like a dumbass, you may want to stop and think about your next move. Welcome to 2007, Pete.

 

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goodpoltergeist

goodpoltergeist

Douglasville, GA
January 2007

JAN 30, 2007 09:24 AM

One of the bigeest bands in rock music on the internet?

I want citations!!!

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

JAN 30, 2007 09:38 AM

What a complete knob.

Bev_Antain

Bev_Antain

Italy
February 2004

JAN 30, 2007 09:46 AM

Now i feel even more lucky to have escaped this guy's music

Hapiguy

Hapiguy

Henderson, NV
November 2006

JAN 30, 2007 09:51 AM

It's not as if Pete Wentz hasn't already established himself as a complete asshat. More icing for one hell of a cake.

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

JAN 30, 2007 09:51 AM

total asshat.

mrmatchudchu

mrmatchudchu

Plainfield, IL
October 2006

JAN 30, 2007 09:58 AM

100% Douche smile

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

JAN 30, 2007 10:07 AM

You have to be a huge prick to say something is the worst in history simply because it is happening to you

Weso

Weso

Santa Cruz, CA
July 2002

JAN 30, 2007 10:07 AM

What a maroon.

jdmagness

jdmagness

New York, NY
January 2007

JAN 30, 2007 10:08 AM

Ooh, Ooh, I wanna be an ambassador for Fall Out Boy! I wanna BE Fall Out Boy, if only for 3 minutes and 52 seconds. Oh (Sigh), and again I say, Oh!

What a fucking asshole.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

JAN 30, 2007 10:12 AM

Such an emo-republican!

Johnq_average

Johnq_average

Grand Junction, CO
March 2005

JAN 30, 2007 10:26 AM

Why are people just now realizing Wentz is a douche?

PogMoThoin

PogMoThoin

Jamaica, NY
January 2004

JAN 30, 2007 10:31 AM

Who?

Calypso

Calypso

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 30, 2007 10:36 AM

Dumbass. Less talk, more cock.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JAN 30, 2007 10:48 AM

I blame Wentz and the rest of Fall Out Boy for raping my ears.

Zacky_V

Zacky_V

United Kingdom
January 2007

JAN 30, 2007 10:53 AM

what a dick.

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