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Civilization's End Approaches: Here Is Black Metal Porn

Submitted by B_Werner

Edited by B_Werner

I can't be the only one who immediately thought of Mortiis getting head in a burning church. Or Trym from Emperor playing blast beats on some chick's ass. Maybe I am. Nonetheless, get your vaseline and black tissues; Phallusifer – The Immoral Code, the world's first "Black Metal porn", may see the light of day.

The company responsible for this masterpiece is Karnal Film Productions, and they are looking for someone to distribute the movie. If you have some spare cash and entrepreneurial spirit, this may be your calling.

The theme of the move is as such, Hardcore porn with hints of SM and Satanic imagery, and the soundtrack is mainly comprised of decadent black metal music “I am now contemplating on which bands’ music to use for the movie” states the director.

Overzealous musicians are encouraged to E-Mail Karnal (karnal.film@gmail.com) and tell us how it goes.

If your masturbatorial activities cannot wait for the film's proper release, you can get your palms greasy to a teaser available on the site. Enjoy!

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curtisology

curtisology

USA
April 2006

MAY 19, 2006 11:49 PM

Euronymous is thrashing in his grave...

FunkySkunk

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL
July 2004

MAY 20, 2006 01:48 AM

I have been waiting forever to see a weird dark twisted porn movie that was more than people dressed as goths fucking. BTW if anyone knows any movies that are already like this (I read an article about satanic erotica films but could never actually find any) please let me know!

Kinto

Kinto

Marina Del Rey, CA
February 2003

MAY 20, 2006 07:11 AM

If they don't ass-fuck goats, do you get your money back?

MisterClean

MisterClean

Pawtucket, RI
February 2004

MAY 20, 2006 09:48 AM

that sounds....awesome? whatever

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

MAY 20, 2006 09:56 AM

"...decadent black metal music..." eh?

Baletempest

Baletempest

United Kingdom
February 2005

MAY 20, 2006 04:09 PM

surreal

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 20, 2006 04:12 PM

Wow... i'm sure I was Googling in vain for that a couple of years ago.

infernodragyn

infernodragyn

Minneapolis, MN
January 2004

MAY 20, 2006 05:07 PM

i'd check out some of Eon Mckai's flicks(kill girl kill, neu wave workers)...not dark metal, or satanic, but very alternative to the big fake tit comps, or barely legal gang rape shite out... McKai is good stuff, so much so me and my girlfriend adore all his flicks... love

ZakSmith

ZakSmith

Los Angeles, CA
August 2003

MAY 21, 2006 09:29 PM

"Barbed Wire Kiss" has an anal sex scene scored to Watch Me Burn.

Folow the first link and click on the bar on the far left to see the trailer.



[Edited on May 22, 2006 12:30AM]

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