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And He Wasn't Even Drunk. I Asked.

MONDAY DECEMBER 12 2005 8:00 AM

Submitted by Dr_Frank. Edited By Dr_Frank.

Sorry, folks, but I just can't resist a wacky John Lennon story, as it turns out.

From the Times:

BACK in the 1970s, John Lennon met some aliens. Those aliens gave him a little brass egg. He gave that little brass egg to Uri Geller, who has kept it ever since. In his living room.

Come again? “I believe it,” says Geller, who has allowed the egg to go on show as part of a John Lennon shrine at the flagship Virgin Megastore in London. “John said he had been lying in bed, when a bright sphere of light appeared in one corner of his room. An alien hand came out of it, and gave him the egg. And he gave it to me. And he wasn’t even drunk. I asked.”

Geller, born in Israel, has just been abroad. He hugged a Palestinian and shook hands with a Syrian ambassador. “Call it coincidence if you like,” he says, “but John loved peace.”

 

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Ilsa

Ilsa

SUICIDEGIRL

Spain

DEC 14, 2005 09:37 AM

Drugs are bad.

Deux

Deux

Oak Grove, KY
January 2003

DEC 14, 2005 10:48 AM

Ilsa said:
Drugs are bad.



Mmmkay?

Necia

Necia

Salt Lake City, UT
August 2005

DEC 14, 2005 06:45 PM

"He wasn't even drunk. I asked."

From now on, I will probably be able to use this phrase to describe at least 50% of my college experience. Perhaps substitute the male pronoun for the female--whatever. Still cracks me up.

bonedaddyjim

bonedaddyjim

Mountain View, CA
March 2003

DEC 14, 2005 10:18 PM

Deux said:

papawheelie said:

nycbike said:
Nope. He wasn't drunk. But he used to shoot up, too.




i never heard that. i know he did a bunch of acid but i never heard about any shooting up



It really wouldn't suprise me to learn that he did. Come Together has some refference to shooting up, even though the song was written with Timothy Leary in mind. The line, "He shoot Coca-Cola" ain't about a soft drink, and the whispered refrain, "Shoot me" between verses is no accident.




What about "Happiness is a Warm Gun"? That song is definitely about heroin. Although I'm not convinced that John ever did it himself. As others already observed, he seems like more the tripper than the junkie.

Deux

Deux

Oak Grove, KY
January 2003

DEC 15, 2005 08:13 AM

bonedaddyjim said:

Deux said:

papawheelie said:

nycbike said:
Nope. He wasn't drunk. But he used to shoot up, too.




i never heard that. i know he did a bunch of acid but i never heard about any shooting up



It really wouldn't suprise me to learn that he did. Come Together has some refference to shooting up, even though the song was written with Timothy Leary in mind. The line, "He shoot Coca-Cola" ain't about a soft drink, and the whispered refrain, "Shoot me" between verses is no accident.




What about "Happiness is a Warm Gun"? That song is definitely about heroin. Although I'm not convinced that John ever did it himself. As others already observed, he seems like more the tripper than the junkie.



I always thought "Happiness is a Warm Gun" was about sex. The idea of it being a double entendre never even crossed my mind to be honest. Now I have to go listen to it again. biggrin

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

DEC 15, 2005 04:44 PM

This one time at band camp, I shoved a flute in my pussy

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