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tATu Will Fucking Kill You

Submitted by Keith

Edited by Keith

Charlotte Church got more than she bargained for when she insulted tATu's Lena Katina:

After Church claimed the faux lesbian duo "just sound real shit, adding that "one of them's a minger as well" and that 'All About Us' was "awful," Katina responded, "I will murder her. She should come to Moscow and then I will shoot her in the head just like in our video. No one has heard of her in my country - yet where she lives, everyone knows who we are. She must be very careful with her big mouth because bad things can happen to people."


If tATu are going to kill everyone who thinks they suck, someone should remind them that even the Russian mafia can't kill that many people.

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The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 16, 2005 02:40 AM

....ok, you have a point. wink

James_

James_

United Kingdom
March 2003

OCT 16, 2005 04:06 AM

tatu don't stand a chance. The Church would hand them their arses on plates. She's a fucking legend.

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 16, 2005 04:16 AM

Exactly!

zombieheaven

zombieheaven

United Kingdom
August 2005

OCT 16, 2005 05:36 AM

mamet said:
Oh no, Ms. Katina, I'm afraid you have fucked with the wrong Marine. CC is hard core to the heart's core. I'd give all the money in my savings to see Charlotte Church beat the hell out of the members of taTu. I adore her so. love



can i chip in too? I've only got about 3 pound 56p but it all counts. Lets start a Charlotte Kicks Arse fund. I've got another 50p if she takes out Britney too.

Y

Y

United Kingdom
July 2005

OCT 16, 2005 05:44 AM

Sorry - I like to think of myself as an honorary Russian, and I'm a T.A.T.U. fan, so I'm with them; I think their songs are some of the best pop around these days, whereas Church is hopeless, even at opera. And neither of the Russian lassies are mingers; most find the ginger (Lena) less attractive but she's actually my favourite. So there (only childish remarks should be allowed on this thread) tongue

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

OCT 16, 2005 05:45 AM

James_ said:
tatu don't stand a chance. The Church would hand them their arses on plates. She's a fucking legend.



But tatu doesn't HAVE to fight her... they're simply going to have her shot, KGB style. biggrin

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

OCT 16, 2005 06:21 AM

Haha. Awesome. My opinions on both: crap music, hot girls.

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

OCT 16, 2005 06:25 AM

Those tATu girls are hot.
My moneys on them..

Agata

Agata

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 16, 2005 06:29 AM

i know how to solve this...


someone get me a paddling pool and some mud....

biggrin

gtwr

gtwr

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 16, 2005 06:29 AM

I don't really care for either's music, but being Welsh I've got to stick up for Charlotte. She is a bit too outspoken for my liking, but generally she is smart cookie. I thought she was excellent presenting Have I Got News For You?

Besides I would much rather fuck Charlotte then any of the Tatu girls, accept that I would dare insult the legend that is Gavin Henson who she is currently dating.

Osyris

Osyris

Chicago, IL
September 2004

OCT 16, 2005 06:42 AM

I think they should all hug.....

Topless.

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

OCT 16, 2005 06:51 AM

CAT FIGHT!

haha, i love the minger comment. i also like the "i'll kill her" response. hilarious.

hey, this kinda shit works in the rap game, so why not in the pop arena. they are trying to get some street cred.

zombieheaven

zombieheaven

United Kingdom
August 2005

OCT 16, 2005 06:51 AM

Osyris said:
I think they should all hug.....

Topless.



Actually, i'm taking back my offer of £3.56 for charlotte to kick ass and offering it to this instead.

The 50p to take out britney still stands though.

[Edited on Oct 16, 2005 2:51PM]

semyaza

semyaza

Wildomar, CA
December 2004

OCT 16, 2005 06:52 AM

robosagogo said:



Oh....fuck yeah! The redhead has it going ON! love

Anyway, FUCK Charlotte Church. let Tatu have their way with her...and good riddance! LOL

quagmirething

quagmirething

I'm lost
June 2005

OCT 16, 2005 07:25 AM

Vanessa said:
Erf, you quoted my comment before I edited it to fix my error.
Sorry, I'm anal.

Is she welsh??
Fuck, I didn't know that.



Don't worry, you're not the only one to be confused about that. The story from when CC met president Bush goes...

GB: Where are you from?
CC: Wales.
GB: What state is that in?
CC: *pause*

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