Fun with Cephalopods
Cephalopods are awesome. They are incredibly sexy and the most intelligent class of invertebrates. Due to the totally bomb-ass nature of these head-foots,...
Could YOU Be an Astronaut?
(image) As most space geeks know, the space shuttle Endeavour is currently on a 16-day mission to assemble a giant, non-killer robot named "Dextre."...
Sagittarius Wants to Kill You
One of the reasons why Ive had a hard time completely rejecting astrology is the fact that Im such a stereotypical Sagittarius: the optimistic, free-spirited...
Sci-Fi Techs Versus The Iraq War
Whether you are an advocate of the Iraq War or not, you have to admit that it is extremely costly to be involved in. The cost at the present moment is...
EA Desperately Wants to Get Into Take-Two's Pants
Hot on the heels of another big takeover in the news, Electronic Arts (EA), the makers of the "Madden NFL" and "The Sims" video games,...
Its About Fucking Time: Wireless Edition
Can you believe its taken almost 30 years* for major cell phone companies to introduce unlimited calling plans? Please dont mention cricKet or Boost...
Goodnight, Sweet Prince: HD-DVD is dead
(image) At last: revenge. Some might argue that Red still has some fight left in him, but its clear from recent announcements that the entertainment industry...
"Howard the Duck" Creator Passes Away
(image) The comic book industry lost another of its greats this past weekend. Rest in Peace, Mr. Gerber.
I need Wiihabilitation!!!
(image) Does anyone need yet another excuse to go out and buy a Wii? If you're looking for a vital reason to give your parents, here it is. USA Today...
Shake Your Polaroids While You Still Can
Polaroid announced on Friday that they will close their instant film plants in the US, Mexico and the Netherlands, ending almost 60 years of production...
One Step Closer to the Holodeck?
(image) Every Star Trek: The Next Generation fan dreams of the day when we will have our own holodeck to ourselves. It seems as though researchers at the...
The US Navy's Newest BFG
(image) Late last year, the United States Navy took delivery of a 32-megajoule rail gun at its Surface Warfare Center in Dahlgren, VA. Rail guns, like laser...
NASA Reflects on Past, Looks to Future
As you are reading this, innumerable satellites are orbiting the Earth, the rovers on Mars are still roving, and an international team of scientists is...
The Sky is Falling Naw, Its Just a Spy Satellite
(image) If I were you, Id be wearing my helmet out of doors until April. A defunct U.S. spy satellite will careen into the Earth some time between late...
Space Aliens Invading Earth, What You NEED To Know
Of all the unlikely, far-fetched, fictional creatures I've pondered the existence of over the years (robots, super-heros, zombies, etc.) one group...
Macworld Thoughts
Last week San Francisco played host to the Macworld Conference & Expo, the culmination of weeks of rumors and speculation that had the gadget-obsessed...
Microsoft Offers Free Xbox LIVE Arcade Title for Outages
(image) Earlier this month Microsofts Xbox LIVE service was unreliable at best. Users were greeted with either frequent Yo-Yo disconnects (Connected!
Mark Kelso is Geekier Than You
(image) What feats have you accomplished in your geek career? Stayed up all night playing Dungeons and Dragons? Consumed more Jolt Cola than Japan serves...
Check and Mate - Bobby Fischer Passes Away
(image) The geek world is mourning the loss of one of their own. Bobby Fischer, the first U.S.-born World Chess Champion, who later became a magnet for...
Yet Another Deadly Superbug Surfaces
(image) I can imagine the homophobic mob now Maybe Im being finicky, but I dont particularly like when comments like that seem to indicate that...
Growing Life from the Dead
Published in the journal Nature Medicine, the results of a team of US scientists stem cell research have created a pitter-patter* of excitement among...
Gizmodo Bites the Hand That Feeds
(image) Bloggers, are they journalists? They often report the news, sometimes faster and more accurately than traditional news sources, but they're...
M3rr14m-w3bst3r For Teh Lose LOL
It would seem that 2004 was a terrible year for words -- according to Merriam-Webster Online, the year's most monumentally defining word was "blog."...
Nintendo DS as a Portable Sketch Pad using Colors! Homebrew
Mike over at Kotaku writes about an interesting piece of software called Colors!, available on the Nintendo DS (hacked version required). It utilizes the...
The PS3 Gets a Faceful of Wii in '07
(image) Amidst all the hoopla in the $40 billion global video game industry, it seems Santa doesn't care about Blu-Ray or overpriced consoles either.
A Quick Look at CES 2008
The International Consumer Electronics Show (CES) is the annual event for electronics enthusiasts. Prior shows have brought us the Xbox (2001), HDTV (1998),...
Sad Decline of the Ninja
THE RISE When I was a kid nothing filled me with awe like the thought of an actual living breathing -- killing, capable-of-preventing-you-from-breathing...
Oh, WoW: Ron Paulites March on Azeroth
(image) Every time New Year's Eve rolls around again, I make a resolution to be more politically active. It's not something that comes naturally...
Tuesday Tasting: XXXmas, In-Flight Porn, And Global Orgasm Gadgets
(image) As the last installment on SuicideGirls, Tuesday Tasting will be moving to Shake Well Before Use in 2008. Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting...
Alderaan Was a Peaceful Planet (Before the Black Hole)
How fascinating are black holes? Like bottomless, pitch-dark wells of mystery and intrigue, they are eternally showing us some new side and defying expectations.
Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Due to budget cuts at the Newswire, this will be the last Geek in Review. Its been an awesome year, but all good things must come to an end, and I think...
Tuesday Tasting: Grand Theft Auto, Guitars, And Gadget Girls
(image) Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech. Rock Out With Your OhMiBod Cock Out With a few cords and connections, you...
Too Many Cats Can Kill You FYI
(image) I've never been much of a cat person. It isn't to say I'm not fond of the brutes, it's just that it takes a very special kitty...
Tuesday Tasting: Second Life, CyberLove, And Bluetooth Bracelets
(image) Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech. Pony Play Penetrates Second Life No amount of sex and animal combinations...
Saturday Morning Feel-Good Story: Warcraft Saves Children from Moose
(image) (Okay, so it's not Saturday. I couldn't get the site to work last night. Desculpa-me!) People go on and on about how video games are bad...
On the Annihilation of Stars that Might Have Been
(image) When I saw that space dot com had an article out called "How to Destroy a Giant Planet," I got really excited in an "I hope no nefarious...
Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: For Those About to Rock
With the holidays fast approaching, the question facing wannabe rockers and those who would buy gifts for them is clear: Rock Band, or Guitar Hero III?
Tuesday Tasting: When Good Things Go Wrong
(image) Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech. 2 Girls, 1 Cup Curiosity Gets Malware Curiosity killed the cat, but it...
Those Are Some Bad-Ass Dolphins
(image) What should you do if you're surfing and a great white shark appears out of nowhere and starts chomping on your leg? You should summon your...
Saturday Morning Feel-Good Story: Playground From the Mind That Brought Us Katamari
(image) Can someone please get me a ticket to Nottingham? I mean, not right this minute or anything, but some time in the next few years might be good.



