Oh great now Western North Carolina will lose more jobs to mechnization. We need to retrain the mashies (as in mashie question) to the new hi tech market place.

Mashie - mashie question.
Trainer - No Elron, say, Would you like to make more money? Do you like to spend money? Do you like pyramids? Does the name Quixtar sound vauge but at the same time futureistic?
Mashie - I'm thirsty. You gota light? You gota cigarette?

[Edited on Jan 26, 2005 4:30AM]

i like how that kid at the end of the video goes straight for the swill at the bottom of the beer can, and then tries to rip the bartender off by swiping his euros. that kid has mad moves.

um...what in Christ's name was the point of buildin the bloody thing?

i swear there are some crazy bastards out there who make it their life's work to fill up this news wire...

[edited to say:] P.S. BENDER IS GREAT

[Edited on Jan 26, 2005 4:03AM]

Finally! All my ex-roommates are officially obsolete.

This site is soooooooo slooooooooooowwwwww..... Hopefully soon I will be able to watch the video.

Ten bucks says once that robot is full, it returns to its maters for "testing".

I'm amazed that it doesn't process the alcohol in the beer for energy. That would have been efficient engineering. Plus, it would have motivated the addition of a puke function to clean out the burnt resevoir every so many beers, and how would THAT be for realism?

Yup, its bender

Um, if you took the time to read the goddamn story, you would have seen that the point behind building the Bar Bot was to create something artificial that was truly self-interested- that is, it existed to keep on existing. Also, this is like, the first thing the newswire has printed of mine, so bite me.

I'm waiting for the drunken slut version.

this rules

man me and that robot used to spange at the 7-11 sometimes but then it decieded it was too fucking cool.

one of these days I'm gonna roll that fucker.

Finally, a Nexus 6 Replicant I can actually relate too... not one that just wants to have sex, hour after hour...