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Apps In Jeopardy: iTunes Spits Out Apple's Adult Fun

SuicideGirls co-founder Missy will sit down with Kevin Pereira to discuss Apple's recent removal of the SuicideGirls: Flip Strip application from Apple's iTunes store on today's episode of Attack of the Show on G4.

The application was recently removed along with about 5,000 other overtly sexual apps, in accordance with apple's new content guidelines. No definition of those guidelines have been published as of yet.

SuicideGirls Flip Strip App was based on the classic nudie pen concept -- with a high tech twist. It was a cheeky little program, featuring models who stripped down to their underwear when the user's iPhone was inverted, but displayed no actual nudity. The Flip Strip became the fourth most popular free iPhone App at the iTunes store following its release in May 2009. It garnered over 1 million downloads in a matter of days, with total downloads exceeding 5 million before the app was pulled.





Currently you may still download Seduce A SuicideGirl, as well as Playboy's application, but several apps from Maxim have been removed.

Tune into G4 at 7PM EST to hear Missy's thoughts on the removal.



**Update**

The fabulous folks at Gizmodo have apparently got hold of Apple's new puzzlingly puritanical guidelines, and they make for pretty hilarious reading:

1. No images of women in bikinis (Ice skating tights are not OK either)
2. No images of men in bikinis! (I didn't ask about Ice Skating tights for men)
3. No skin (he seriously said this) (I asked if a Burqa was OK, and the Apple guy got angry)
4. No silhouettes that indicate that Wobble can be used for wobbling boobs (yes – I am serious, we have to remove the silhouette in this pic)
5. No sexual connotations or innuendo: boobs, babes, booty, sex – all banned
6. Nothing that can be sexually arousing!! (I doubt many people could get aroused with the pic above but those puritanical guys at Apple must get off on pretty mundane things to find Wobble "overtly sexual!)
7. No apps will be approved that in any way imply sexual content (not sure how Playboy is still in the store, but …)



SG particularly likes the ban on men in bikinis. At least this policy is an equal opportunities FAIL. Check Gizmodo's original story for more mockery/details.

**Updade**

Watch Missy on Attack of the Show here.

 

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semiretiredpunk

semiretiredpunk

USA
March 2007

FEB 24, 2010 03:40 PM

Spoilered because it's a long rant (but one I'd like you to read) :

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

While it could be said to be within Apple's rights as a company to do this, I find it a severe abuse of consumers' trust.
It's kind of like employees of a bookstore coming into your house, raiding your shelf, and leaving you a store gift card because they no longer have an agreement with the publishing company that printed something. (Also a reference to the previous Kindle comments, but it's all in the same spirit more or less.)
Also, I think the moral issues involved here remind me a bit of the whole argument behind the ethics of net neutrality. Corporations being able to control the free flow of information and ideas in ways the government never could creates nasty, nasty loopholes.
It's nothing like getting censored on a website you paid for, as in the case of a website you are going into their server, somewhat like entering their place of business. They can kick out or censor anyone they like. It's their place you're in.
This is the removal of something you bought and paid for from a device you also paid for and carry around in your pocket, and should have a reasonable expectation of being able to use tomorrow.
Their place now extends into your pocket.
Once upon a time, whenever you bought software, you actually owned a disc and could resell it and everything. Now anymore there's often none, and always some ten page long legalese load of shit for you to agree to but not actually read that says you gave the company however much money but don't actually own a thing, but in fact have only licensed it. It could be taken away at any time for any or no reason. Such as complaints from parents which may or may not exist, or that only represent the views of some reclusive fringe puritanical sect with ten members that believes the color blue is an abomination to god and sex is the tool of the devil or whatever. Or Focus on the Family or some other religious group invested money in a company with ties to the company doing the censoring. Or the stuff being censored contains keywords that the company's marketing research finds has an adverse effect on the public's reactions towards buying more of their stuff. Or it may be considered endorsing views better supported by a competitor. Or so on.
This (the more centralized control scheme of software [including essential operating systems that hardware depends upon to work without jailbreaking or otherwise hacking it] that is licensed and continually modified by frequent updates as opposed to older ways of doing things [yeah I got lazy trying to word that last bit]) gives little or no benefit at all to consumers (aside from things like the wonderful bonus of being force fed advertising from the software's providers or whatnot. I've seen no indication from any of my own experience that support is improved. It's always been there.), but great benefits to the companies.
While this licensing bit may have been the case for a long time, we now have a company actually showing that this is the case by taking things back from the customers. I can't think of any precedents for it off the top of my head. (Can anyone else? Excellent opportunity to speak out here.)
I'd just love to see all the developers whose incomes were negatively impacted by this and all the frustrated customers get together, sue Apple and win. It would make such a lovely official precedent for how companies should not behave.


Epilogue

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

All this said, I think Apple makes great products. They're good for graphic design stuff, and I use their computers and iPods almost every day. They are, however, being total and complete dickheads. Kind of like when they got all bothered by Palm doing exactly the same thing that made them a viable company to begin with. I've been seriously contemplating buying a new computer, and may end up getting a PC laptop over all this. (feel free also to remind me what rotten things Microsoft has done so I either don't buy a new computer at all, or do and put Linux on it) I don't want to spend money that goes to Apple right now too much more than I want to shop at Wal-Mart. And this is a pretty big deal coming from someone who does graphic design with them.


Thanks for listening if you got this far. I just wasn't done venting my moral outrage at this yet. And just posting "bump" to keep the thread going would have felt like a cop-out anyway.
And less of a rant:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

As an aside, I saw the app in question on the G4 spot, and think that any future versions of an application like that should have the clothes fall off as a flat, animated layer to more closely emulate those strip pens. That'd be way cool. smile Just while I'm on the subject of this app, you know.


Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002
Liebe

Liebe

USA
February 2010

MAR 01, 2010 04:28 AM

At least they havent banned bikkini's in public yet. This is rediculous!

Hailstorm100

Hailstorm100

Australia
January 2010

MAR 06, 2010 03:15 AM

*Pulls a shotgun* I think it's time to hunt down a few Apple Executives

lapsus_linguae

lapsus_linguae

Australia
June 2007

APR 07, 2010 05:18 AM

On the plus side, their ban on guys in bikinis spells instant death for the Tony Abbott Budgie Smuggler iPhone game.

See, even senseless censorship has a silver lining smile

BrisusCheez

BrisusCheez

HOPEFUL

Wexford, PA

APR 12, 2010 10:48 PM

Here's a tongue in cheek response to the new guidelines via video and lots of coffee:

Get Flash player

BigToad

BigToad

North Richland Hills, TX
January 2010

MAY 06, 2010 07:46 PM

Put it out on the Android market, and have just one more reason to get a Droid instead of an iPhone... wink

Apokk

Apokk

Louisville, KY
February 2005

MAY 11, 2010 02:28 PM

BigToad said:
Put it out on the Android market, and have just one more reason to get a Droid instead of an iPhone... wink



yup. Which is why I bought a Droid. Screw Apple and their computers and their mp3 players and their iphones.

_Chaos_

_Chaos_

El Paso, TX
February 2006

MAY 11, 2010 08:54 PM

Another reason why Android rules.

Apokk

Apokk

Louisville, KY
February 2005

MAY 11, 2010 11:47 PM

_Chaos_ said:
Another reason why Android rules.



Indeed, now if we could just get some SG apps up in there.

julianbleach

julianbleach

Australia
October 2005

MAY 18, 2010 11:06 PM

I downloaded this app before the ban but have since accidentally deleted it. Is there any way of retrieving it? I don't have it backed up in iTunes either.

Hollyrood

Hollyrood

Australia
June 2010

JUN 23, 2010 05:05 AM

This is completely stupid!

I am however, reading this on my iPad. It actually looks great just using the browser but I find reading and using any site is always better with an App. You can still swipe the images which is cool but it could be way better with an app.

kensingtonite

kensingtonite

Kensington, MD
September 2005

FEB 05, 2013 02:06 PM

I'd LOVE to have this app. Is there any member out there that has it and would be willing to email it to me? Pretty please!

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