Have you ever played a dating sim where your character wanders around aimlessly among a sea of impossibly-large breasted anime figures? If your answer to this question was no, it's okay, there is still hope for your digital manhood! In a typical Japanese dating game, you try to charm the women through various dialog choices hoping that she'll be into you, and you into her (pun intended). With the SG's new iPhone app "Seduce a Suicide Girl," you have more realistic and sexy options, complete with come-ons and put-downs!



This application can't really be called a "game," as it is more like the adventure books of old, but it is (PG-13) sexy fun regardless. The app plays out as a series of video clips, with decision points in between. Make a good decision and you can continue pursuing Zoli, but make a bad decision and she'll shoot you down.

The story is first-person, told from the point of view of a young man. There is no female character choice here, which is too bad for ladies who, like the Suicide Girls, don't fit in traditional gender roles, and have a hard time imagining hairy man-hands as their own.

Zoli plays very well the role of the attractive, flirtatious girl you run into at the comic book store; she definitely holds your attention. She is the star of this show as the actual choices you can make are limited, and once you have "won" the game you don't have much replay value. (I guess you masochists out there could have fun being shot down time and time again in different ways ) If you answer to Zoli's liking you will see quite a lot of her, and trust me, that's a good thing!

Overall the app is good, (semi-)clean fun, and I definitely don't regret shelling out the paltry $0.99 for it.

Where would be your ideal location for some SG seduction?