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Techgasm of the Week: Stealth Reborn

It tears through the skies at staggering speeds, completing a flight around the earth in less than two days at a grueling 600 miles per hour. Sporting a sexy skin-tight coating of rubber that would make Batman jealous, this metal falcon is virtually undetectable by enemy radar. Loaded with all of this sleek technology, was difficult to imagine anything more powerful than the B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.



Until now.

Meet the Next Generation Bomber. Boeing has teamed up with Lockheed for the ultimate tech showdown against their competitors, Northrop Grumman. With a shape much like the X-47B Navy attack drone, Northrop's prototype will pack much more of a punch than its stealthy predecessor. The company plans on stocking their next-gen models with a whopping 28,000 pounds of weaponry.

Boeing has been presenting ideas for their competing hypersonic speed demon with pilot-less potential. An unmanned aircraft of this caliber would be above and beyond the capabilities of current technology. Based on Boeing developmental concept designs submitted thus far, these Next Generation Bombers will have a radar signature of less than 1/5h of a fruit fly.



The financial results Northrop released last April show that there was a $2 Billion budget increase for “restricted programs” in their aircraft division, but the money was nowhere to be found on the recent Airforce budget reports. Rumors abound that the undisclosed billions will fund a black ops program to carry nuclear weapons on board the new Next Generation Bomber, projected to be in production in 2018.

Will these Next Generation Bombers be simply the most advanced in aviation technology, or a top secret project to carry 14 tons of nuclear power in the fastest, most stealthy machine ever created? Either way, we will have to wait 8 years to find out.



Photos courtesy of the Air Force and Northrop Grumman

 

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s5

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

NOV 02, 2009 11:18 PM

Why do we need this?

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

NOV 02, 2009 11:24 PM

s5 said:
Why do we need this?



in case we ever need to drop 14 tons of nuclear payload on someone.....duh

gdarklighter

gdarklighter

San Diego, CA
August 2005

NOV 02, 2009 11:42 PM

s5 said:
Why do we need this?


These projects always give me problems. On the one hand, there's the "we don't need to spend money on this" sentiment, but it's really hard for that to override the massive engineering nerdery.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

NOV 03, 2009 02:39 AM

gdarklighter said:

s5 said:
Why do we need this?


These projects always give me problems. On the one hand, there's the "we don't need to spend money on this" sentiment, but it's really hard for that to override the massive engineering nerdery.



You're not alone in that sentiment.

When i read the article i actually thought "Yay, another tool of destruction, just what we need." But the technology behind it is really, really cool.

I'd rather see the money get dumped into NASA or deep-sea research though.

JuliusChurch

JuliusChurch

Ashland, PA
November 2005

NOV 03, 2009 04:43 AM

I'm trying to think of a name besides The Sky Is Falling or Apocalypse Now.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

NOV 03, 2009 04:48 AM

JuliusChurch said:
I'm trying to think of a name besides The Sky Is Falling or Apocalypse Now.



It's called Skynet. Nuclear armed stealth bombers are how it all started......

JuliusChurch

JuliusChurch

Ashland, PA
November 2005

NOV 03, 2009 05:00 AM

Colinism said:

JuliusChurch said:
I'm trying to think of a name besides The Sky Is Falling or Apocalypse Now.



It's called Skynet. Nuclear armed stealth bombers are how it all started......



Unmanned too. That means they're controlled by the central computer. It's all so clear now.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 03, 2009 05:44 AM

I, for one, can't wait for this to kill a lot of people! Yay.

badgers

badgers

United Kingdom
January 2006

NOV 03, 2009 05:54 AM

As advanced as this thing gets, ultimately it's still just blowing shit up.

The same way humans have been fucking each other up for centuries.

It's like inventing a super-conducting, carbon nano-tube, invisible to radar, super-light, data-encrypting, wifi-enabled, noise-cancelling spoon. It's still a spoon.

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

NOV 03, 2009 08:07 AM

PointBlank said:
I, for one, can't wait for this to kill a lot of people! Yay.


AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 03, 2009 08:10 AM

JuliusChurch said:

Colinism said:

JuliusChurch said:
I'm trying to think of a name besides The Sky Is Falling or Apocalypse Now.



It's called Skynet. Nuclear armed stealth bombers are how it all started......



Unmanned too. That means they're controlled by the central computer. It's all so clear now.



I saw that movie. Jessica Biel was hot.

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

NOV 03, 2009 08:10 AM

I'm glad we won't have to worry about the terrorists' sophisticated radar systems anymore.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 03, 2009 08:22 AM

Needs more Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

NOV 03, 2009 08:27 AM

Colinism said:

JuliusChurch said:
I'm trying to think of a name besides The Sky Is Falling or Apocalypse Now.



It's called Skynet. Nuclear armed stealth bombers are how it all started......



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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 03, 2009 08:30 AM

Hooraydiation said:
I'm glad we won't have to worry about the terrorists' sophisticated radar systems anymore.


Exactly.

Does it come with anti-boxcutter weaponry?

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