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SuicideGirls iPhone App - Seduce a SuicideGirl

SuicideGirls has a new app for the iPhone called Seduce a SuicideGirl

Meet the sexy Zoli Suicide in a comic book shop and—if you make the right choices—you will get a sexy, 17+ make-out session with her (it’s not that racy, but it’s cute). Make the wrong choices and get shot down by a SuicideGirl in 10 different humiliating ways!

Shot and created specifically for the iPhone & iPod Touch, This is the Suicide Girls version of a Japanese Dating Sim or one of those kids books where you could choose what happened next by making different choices. A little funny, a little sexy, and maybe a little goofy, this is the closest you will get to dating a sexy girl who lives inside your iPhone.

Written by Anthony Zuiker, creator of the CSI franchise, and starring those naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars the SuicideGirls.

We want to make a few more of these, so please let us know in the feedback what we should do differently in the next episode or what SuicideGirl you’d like to see in it.

Download the app, Seduce a SuicideGirl here!







 

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Toraeru

Toraeru

Willow Grove, PA
October 2009

DEC 05, 2009 01:49 AM

Yes. Droid version, please.

slowtostanding

slowtostanding

Richmond, VA
September 2003

DEC 06, 2009 08:22 PM

Louis_XIV said:
When I read about this game, I was very sceptical. But I decided not to judge over something I haven't seen. So I asked my court engeneer to buld me a steam-powered iPhone (it has the size of my bedchamber). Once the apparatus was ready, I downloaded the game and tested it.

It's not this bad, but I didn't really like it. There are some things that disturb me in this oeuvre :


  • First of all, the title "Seduce a Suicide Girl", the whole hunter-prey situation. Since the dawn of mankind, men have been (officially) the hunters and women the prey - I have seduced a lot of ladies at the court when I was younger. But I thought SG was all about women who are not bound to age-old role models of hunter and prey, who go their own way. This game, in contrary, shows Suicide Girls as "femmes faciles" like they say in France, as easy prey, as women who can be manipulated with some sentences.


  • (Well, I admid that Zoli's acting weakens somewhat the "hunter-prey" paradigm. The way she plays her role, she is rather the seducer than the seduced.)

  • Secondly, this game suggests that there is a "method" for seducing, that you only have to speak the right pick-up line, say the right sentences, refuse the cigarette and accept the Cognac, and you can seduce any random woman you see in a bookshop. This is, of course, nonsense.


  • I don't know whether it's the game or your time, but this guy is terribly impolite. I don't expect him to give the lady a kiss on the hand - but he does one faux pas after the other. When she presents herself he doesn't say his name. He opens a wing of the door for the lady - but then passes himself through the wing he opened, simultanously with the lady, instead of letting her pass first. He refuses her cigarette without giving a reason. He gives a lousy foot massage. He stares into her decolleté and does not even apologise when she makes a polite remark about it ("Do you like my heart tatoo?"). When they drink, he soesn't say anything like "I pledge you in this Cognac". When he follows her, he says loud something like "Wow, hot". And last but not least, he doesn't even help her out of her cloth... With games like this, how shall young men learn to become gentlemen ?


  • I mentioned it before, the foot massage he gives to her is the worst massage ever. He doesn't know what to do with this foot, I guess he tries to milk it. When you massage something that hurts, be it a foot, a leg, a neck or a back, you should first feel with the fingers where the tense muscles are, and then remove the tension with well-directed movements and vibrations. It's obvious that this guy doesn't (excuse my french) give a shit about her hurting feet, he only wants to get what he wants. What are the chances that when he gets it, he will care more about what feels good for her ?


  • Finally: Is this game only for men ? When you chose all the right answers, there is a sentence like "You could have picked up Zoli roe real except she is a lesbian and so not really interested." If a woman plays the game, this sentence does not make any sense at all.




To resume, this game leaves a bad aftertaste in my mouth. I would dislike it - if Zoli weren't so damn charming. At the end of the day, her beautiful smile hinders me from regretting having purchased the game.





Louis XIV for the win!

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

JAN 23, 2010 05:39 PM

I finally downloaded this and am happy I did. Zoli is so fine! love

_Chaos_

_Chaos_

El Paso, TX
February 2006

JAN 24, 2010 05:19 PM

Ahem... android market... *cough cough*


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julianbleach

julianbleach

Australia
October 2005

JAN 31, 2010 02:14 PM

Ah, if only real life were as convinient as this fantastic app; the ability to get second chances/start over while courting. Brilliant, great job guys.

stolenphoto

stolenphoto

USA
June 2010

JUL 20, 2012 09:21 AM

Really need more episodes to this game.
Different situations with different girls.
Id love to see Tovi Suicide in this game!!!

bobdoleisgod

bobdoleisgod

Buckeye, AZ
February 2007

AUG 27, 2012 10:35 PM

For the love of God!!!!!!!!! Make this for android! My tablet and I will thank you!

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