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SuicideGirls iPhone App - Seduce a SuicideGirl

Submitted by Missy

Edited by Missy

Tags: Zoli, Anthony Zuiker, Troy Miller, iPhone, Seduce a SuicideGirl,

SuicideGirls has a new app for the iPhone called Seduce a SuicideGirl

Meet the sexy Zoli Suicide in a comic book shop and—if you make the right choices—you will get a sexy, 17+ make-out session with her (it’s not that racy, but it’s cute). Make the wrong choices and get shot down by a SuicideGirl in 10 different humiliating ways!

Shot and created specifically for the iPhone & iPod Touch, This is the Suicide Girls version of a Japanese Dating Sim or one of those kids books where you could choose what happened next by making different choices. A little funny, a little sexy, and maybe a little goofy, this is the closest you will get to dating a sexy girl who lives inside your iPhone.

Written by Anthony Zuiker, creator of the CSI franchise, and starring those naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars the SuicideGirls.

We want to make a few more of these, so please let us know in the feedback what we should do differently in the next episode or what SuicideGirl you’d like to see in it.

Download the app, Seduce a SuicideGirl here!







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Horrorflick

Horrorflick

Detroit, MI
February 2003

OCT 16, 2009 09:47 PM

I thought Zoli was a lesbian. I am so confused...

hellboy7

hellboy7

Austin, TX
July 2004

OCT 16, 2009 09:59 PM

UUUGGGHHH!! of all the times for my computer to be down and in the shop! Hmmmm, maybe I'll direct download it.

WAIT!! 99 cents!! DOH!! j/k

Really guys, great idea. I hope if drives people to the site.

Horrorflick said:
I thought Zoli was a lesbian. I am so confused...



It's Zoli. What difference does it make?!?! Would you turn her down if she wanted to make out with you? biggrin

Bob

Bob

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 16, 2009 10:24 PM

Horrorflick said:
I thought Zoli was a lesbian. I am so confused...



She is...and, she's also an awesome person.

It says, "she's a lesbian and probably not into you" in the game at the end.

I think it's a cute addition. smile

PornKing

PornKing

Littleton, CO
February 2009

OCT 16, 2009 10:41 PM

Only 5 mins of fun frown when it started getting good, it stopped frown DAMN Zoli's SO HOT! I'll give 5 stars just because I want to see more, do much more! DAMN Apple's APP policy is so restrictive (and yes, I did leave a rating ... and a twitter posting). I want to do as much as I can for SG. I wanted to see so much more ... frown

PornKing

PornKing

Littleton, CO
February 2009

OCT 16, 2009 10:50 PM

PornKing said:
Only 5 mins of fun frown when it started getting good, it stopped frown DAMN Zoli's SO HOT! I'll give 5 stars just because I want to see more, do much more! DAMN Apple's APP policy is so restrictive (and yes, I did leave a rating ... and a twitter posting). I want to do as much as I can for SG. I wanted to see so much more ... frown


I would pay for a "$5 <" app, if it gave me access to the pics and vids from SuicideGirls.com while on the iPhone

CZ

CZ

San Diego, CA
July 2006

OCT 16, 2009 10:58 PM

Bob said:

Horrorflick said:
I thought Zoli was a lesbian. I am so confused...



She is...and, she's also an awesome person.

It says, "she's a lesbian and probably not into you" in the game at the end.

I think it's a cute addition. smile



soooooo... the site is marketing a male orientated iphone app by making a lesbian the 'bait', but you can't choose what sex you are, thus excluding other lesbians?
surreal

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 16, 2009 11:17 PM

Are people actually surprised that winning this game doesn't mean they could have a shot with Zoli?

PornKing

PornKing

Littleton, CO
February 2009

OCT 16, 2009 11:25 PM

Bob said:

Horrorflick said:
I thought Zoli was a lesbian. I am so confused...



She is...and, she's also an awesome person.

It says, "she's a lesbian and probably not into you" in the game at the end.

I think it's a cute addition. smile



motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

OCT 16, 2009 11:38 PM

Thistle said:
Are people actually surprised that winning this game doesn't mean they could have a shot with Zoli?


i'm shocked and saddened =(

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

OCT 17, 2009 12:08 AM

Thistle said:
Are people actually surprised that winning this game doesn't mean they could have a shot with Zoli?



i knew that and i didn't pay .99 cents.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 17, 2009 12:29 AM

Thistle said:
Are people actually surprised that winning this game doesn't mean they could have a shot with Zoli?



I was under the impression that since I paid my $0.99...coitus with a hot lesbian was a foregone conclusion.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

OCT 17, 2009 01:33 AM

Thistle said:
Are people actually surprised that winning this game doesn't mean they could have a shot with Zoli?



Personally, I was shocked and offended to find out that even though I have a World of Warcraft subscription, I have not actually become a badass troll warrior with a rad mohawk and braids, nor have gold or weapons shown up in my mailbox.

It turns out that games aren't real. WHODA THUNK iT!?!?!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I may be a bit tipsy, so it may not be apparent that I share Thistle's sentiment

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

USA
January 2007

OCT 17, 2009 04:52 AM

Shalome said:

Thistle said:
Are people actually surprised that winning this game doesn't mean they could have a shot with Zoli?



Personally, I was shocked and offended to find out that even though I have a World of Warcraft subscription, I have not actually become a badass troll warrior with a rad mohawk and braids, nor have gold or weapons shown up in my mailbox.

It turns out that games aren't real. WHODA THUNK iT!?!?!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I may be a bit tipsy, so it may not be apparent that I share Thistle's sentiment



I know that feeling. It's like when, after playing City of Heroes, I thought I could go around shooting people and the general public would be appreciative. Turns out it didn't work that way.blackeyed

DeadBilly

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA
February 2004

OCT 17, 2009 06:58 AM

Horrorflick said:
I thought Zoli was a lesbian. I am so confused...



Heh, story of my life. I've fallen for more lesbians than I can count.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

OCT 17, 2009 07:48 AM

Shalome said:

Thistle said:
Are people actually surprised that winning this game doesn't mean they could have a shot with Zoli?



Personally, I was shocked and offended to find out that even though I have a World of Warcraft subscription, I have not actually become a badass troll warrior with a rad mohawk and braids, nor have gold or weapons shown up in my mailbox.

It turns out that games aren't real. WHODA THUNK iT!?!?!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I may be a bit tipsy, so it may not be apparent that I share Thistle's sentiment



I am just now reconsidering my career as a Minesweeper.

ARRR!!!

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