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SuicideGirls iPhone App - Seduce a SuicideGirl

SuicideGirls has a new app for the iPhone called Seduce a SuicideGirl

Meet the sexy Zoli Suicide in a comic book shop and—if you make the right choices—you will get a sexy, 17+ make-out session with her (it’s not that racy, but it’s cute). Make the wrong choices and get shot down by a SuicideGirl in 10 different humiliating ways!

Shot and created specifically for the iPhone & iPod Touch, This is the Suicide Girls version of a Japanese Dating Sim or one of those kids books where you could choose what happened next by making different choices. A little funny, a little sexy, and maybe a little goofy, this is the closest you will get to dating a sexy girl who lives inside your iPhone.

Written by Anthony Zuiker, creator of the CSI franchise, and starring those naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars the SuicideGirls.

We want to make a few more of these, so please let us know in the feedback what we should do differently in the next episode or what SuicideGirl you’d like to see in it.

Download the app, Seduce a SuicideGirl here!







 

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Jayminkx

Jayminkx

Miami, FL
October 2009

OCT 19, 2009 09:27 PM

Hi all, brand new here and I thought I'd start by saying I read about the app, checked it out and ended up here to sign up for the sight. I hadn't heard of you guys before but the app was very cool very innovative so anyways Hi all see you around.

Scotty

Scotty

SUICIDEGIRL

Australia

OCT 20, 2009 12:22 AM

Jayminkx said:
Hi all, brand new here and I thought I'd start by saying I read about the app, checked it out and ended up here to sign up for the sight. I hadn't heard of you guys before but the app was very cool very innovative so anyways Hi all see you around.



Welcome, hope you enjoy it biggrin

Jamie_Trecker

Jamie_Trecker

Chicago, IL
January 2003

OCT 20, 2009 05:59 AM

I think the game is cute, but I hope SG will fix the typos. (e.g. "demure" for "demur") and and will auto-update new "episodes" for the same fee. How about geek cred with Bob? Or science with Smythe?

Bob

Bob

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 20, 2009 07:17 AM

Jamie_Trecker said:
I think the game is cute, but I hope SG will fix the typos. (e.g. "demure" for "demur") and and will auto-update new "episodes" for the same fee. How about geek cred with Bob? Or science with Smythe?



Aw, that's super sweet! You rule. smile

But, that alliteration in science with Smythe is pure GOLD!

(Tee hee...doing science.)

Wheelman

Wheelman

I'm lost
July 2008

OCT 20, 2009 08:07 AM

This is a really well done application. I had a great time playing it... for 10 minutes! Needs to have other "episode" updates quick, maybe a half dozen women to chose from. Not that Zoli wasn't completely intoxicating! wink

A quick gripe about the flip-book "update." A proper update is not simply adding an ad for the new app to the front. Boo! New girls there too, please!

BigWobbles

BigWobbles

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

OCT 20, 2009 08:16 AM

Is thier a part where she maces you abd Kick you in the nuts abd you get sentace to 6 months in the County lock up ... or am I the only one that situatio happends to when they ask Woman out in Comic book Shops?

Wheelman

Wheelman

I'm lost
July 2008

OCT 20, 2009 08:33 AM

I also agree with Jamie_Trecker that Bob would an excellent choice for episode #2. As would Jay Zombie and Posh continuing on. I'll also throw Radeo in as an East Coast suggestion... since no one's asking! tongue

pavlovsdog

pavlovsdog

Asheville, NC
May 2004

OCT 20, 2009 08:48 PM

I think that when you fail you should have to start from the beginning again.
That or either get eaten by an Orc.

Also that's the oddest foot massage I've ever seen.

Scotty

Scotty

SUICIDEGIRL

Australia

OCT 20, 2009 08:58 PM

I wanna know why I'm a tryhard if I accept a smoke, but I'm cool if I accept a drink? confused

Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

OCT 26, 2009 01:23 PM

When I read about this game, I was very sceptical. But I decided not to judge over something I haven't seen. So I asked my court engeneer to buld me a steam-powered iPhone (it has the size of my bedchamber). Once the apparatus was ready, I downloaded the game and tested it.

It's not this bad, but I didn't really like it. There are some things that disturb me in this oeuvre :


  • First of all, the title "Seduce a Suicide Girl", the whole hunter-prey situation. Since the dawn of mankind, men have been (officially) the hunters and women the prey - I have seduced a lot of ladies at the court when I was younger. But I thought SG was all about women who are not bound to age-old role models of hunter and prey, who go their own way. This game, in contrary, shows Suicide Girls as "femmes faciles" like they say in France, as easy prey, as women who can be manipulated with some sentences.


  • (Well, I admid that Zoli's acting weakens somewhat the "hunter-prey" paradigm. The way she plays her role, she is rather the seducer than the seduced.)

  • Secondly, this game suggests that there is a "method" for seducing, that you only have to speak the right pick-up line, say the right sentences, refuse the cigarette and accept the Cognac, and you can seduce any random woman you see in a bookshop. This is, of course, nonsense.


  • I don't know whether it's the game or your time, but this guy is terribly impolite. I don't expect him to give the lady a kiss on the hand - but he does one faux pas after the other. When she presents herself he doesn't say his name. He opens a wing of the door for the lady - but then passes himself through the wing he opened, simultanously with the lady, instead of letting her pass first. He refuses her cigarette without giving a reason. He gives a lousy foot massage. He stares into her decolleté and does not even apologise when she makes a polite remark about it ("Do you like my heart tatoo?"). When they drink, he soesn't say anything like "I pledge you in this Cognac". When he follows her, he says loud something like "Wow, hot". And last but not least, he doesn't even help her out of her cloth... With games like this, how shall young men learn to become gentlemen ?


  • I mentioned it before, the foot massage he gives to her is the worst massage ever. He doesn't know what to do with this foot, I guess he tries to milk it. When you massage something that hurts, be it a foot, a leg, a neck or a back, you should first feel with the fingers where the tense muscles are, and then remove the tension with well-directed movements and vibrations. It's obvious that this guy doesn't (excuse my french) give a shit about her hurting feet, he only wants to get what he wants. What are the chances that when he gets it, he will care more about what feels good for her ?


  • Finally: Is this game only for men ? When you chose all the right answers, there is a sentence like "You could have picked up Zoli roe real except she is a lesbian and so not really interested." If a woman plays the game, this sentence does not make any sense at all.




To resume, this game leaves a bad aftertaste in my mouth. I would dislike it - if Zoli weren't so damn charming. At the end of the day, her beautiful smile hinders me from regretting having purchased the game.



rodrigo81832

rodrigo81832

Argentina
June 2009

OCT 27, 2009 04:29 PM

I just downloaded it, it´s cute and funny...
Zolly it´s so hot...

Smythe

Smythe

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 02, 2009 10:22 AM

Bob said:

Jamie_Trecker said:
I think the game is cute, but I hope SG will fix the typos. (e.g. "demure" for "demur") and and will auto-update new "episodes" for the same fee. How about geek cred with Bob? Or science with Smythe?



Aw, that's super sweet! You rule. smile

But, that alliteration in science with Smythe is pure GOLD!

(Tee hee...doing science.)



I would LOVE this!

Antonio_G

Antonio_G

I'm lost
August 2006

NOV 19, 2009 03:48 PM

You need to add a multi girl over 18 set.

SoulonIce

SoulonIce

I'm lost
February 2009

NOV 21, 2009 05:43 AM

Longer, more options that leads to more situations and next time have Vice wink

Korben

Korben

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

NOV 28, 2009 10:25 PM

will there ever be widget versions of these for the new droid phones?

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